Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I have ever won a game of scrabble.

It was a blunderful start to the festive season at SESL HQ as Plunder Ghench (SW 5/24) got an unexpected +10SL?! The olde Sweeper was running around the training area like a rampant gazzelle before Manager McCumiskey pointed out that his twin Ismaning Ghench (WG 5/20) should have gotten the SESL injection. 30 minutes later and all was sorted. Winger Ismaning was slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Plunder meanwhile had to be removed by Air Ambulance to the rest home.........

.....got to be worse than the actual team? Who will dare do the 2026 song?

To prove the point here's the link to Rod's 1978 effort "OLE OLA".....?!? Dare you to listen to the whole thing.

https://youtu.be/I4bqACNrVqs

I also remember Andy Cameron serving up Ally’s Tartan Army on Top of the Pops before the 1978 Argentina WC?!? Bring back the Vuvuzelas to drown the crap......

......also has no MSA......

Brighton 1 - 2 Brentford

Burnley 1 - 4 Chelsea

Leeds United 0 - 7 Aston Villa

Wolves 1 - 2 Crystal Palace

Bournemouth 2 - 0 West Ham

Fulham 1 - 1 Sunderland

Arsenal 2 - 0 Tottenham

Man. United 1 - 1 Everton

Liverpool 3 - 0 Nottingham Forest

Newcastle 1 - 2 Man. City