RULES 2024: click here for Scottish Electronic Soccer League: Season 56 wiki rules courtesy of Andrew SRA
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 1059 | 686 |
| Draws | 251 | 170 |
| Losses | 543 | 390 |
| Pct. | 0.639 | 0.619 |
| (S1-2), Robin Dewar (S3-7), Bruce Allen (S8-15), Stewart Gordon (S16-19), Mark Findlay (S17-17), Peter Babcock (S20-30), Leon Permentier (S31-41), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Zander Clark | GK | 3 | 26 | 9 | 3 |
 | Craig Gordon | GK | 6 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Innes Gunn | SW | 2 | 34 | 6 | 10 |
 | Frankie Kent | DF | 2 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
 | Kye Rowles | DF | 5 | 18 | 4 | 5 |
| Nathaniel Atkinson | DF | 4 | 17 | 4 | 0 |
| Stephen Kingsley | DF | 4 | 16 | 6 | 0 |
| Dave McPherson | DF | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Jim Jeffries | DF | 3 | 6 | 10 | 0 |
| Cohen II | DM | 1 | 26 | 5 | 8 |
| Cohen Ramsay | DM | 10 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Jamal Musiala | MF | 1 | 29 | 9 | 10 |
| Alan Forrest | MF | 3 | 25 | 5 | 2 |
| Beni Baningime | MF | 4 | 22 | 7 | 0 |
| Rennie Mackintosh | MF | 0 | 18 | 4 | 9 |
| Jorge Grant | MA | 3 | 34 | 9 | 10 |
| Hector Gorgie | WG | 1 | 28 | 2 | 10 |
| Lawrence Shankland | FW | 3 | 34 | 9 | 10 |
| Hertz Davina | FW | 1 | 24 | 4 | 5 |
| Yutaro Oda | FW | 4 | 20 | 7 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| None |
MVP: lwW
Team DPs: 60
HEA are rivals to 1 teams.
Update Season 48
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| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 32 | May 08 | (n) | Queens Park | SESL CUP | ||
| 33 | May 11 | @ | Motherwell | Division 1 | ||
| 34 | May 11 | Saint Johnstone | Division 1 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 31 | May 06 | L | 4 - 5 | (n) | Inverness | SESL CUP |
| 30 | May 04 | W | 3 - 2 | (n) | Nairn County | SESL CUP |
| 29 | May 01 | W | 2 - 1 | (n) | Queen of the South | SESL CUP |
| 28 | May 01 | D | 4 - 4 | (n) | Albion Rovers | SESL CUP |
| 27 | Apr 27 | W | 3 - 2 | Greenock Morton | Division 1 | |
| 26 | Apr 27 | W | 3 - 0 | @ | Celtic | Division 1 |
| 24 | Apr 20 | L | 1 - 2 | Albion Rovers | Division 1 | |
| 23 | Apr 20 | W | 7 - 2 | @ | Clyde FC | Division 1 |
| 20 | Apr 13 | W | 3 - 0 | Aberdeen | Division 1 | |
| 19 | Apr 13 | L | 2 - 7 | Rangers | Division 1 |
Season 56 update: March 2024
Can it get much worse for HEA?
I trust not, as after the decline continued in season 55 it surely inevitable HEA need bounceback.
2nd worse league season out of last 12 since making Division 1. 7th place finish was awful.
Worst Cecil cup display since my records began - played 2 and lost them both. Out in round 1.
Worst Sesl cup display also - out at Last 32 stage. Again awful.
GK area needs a refresh with a 6/9 GK not gonna hack it in season 56.
DF i think i need a high SL auction player to add to the back 4
MF a little light on numbers, but MA option good so will survive in short term.
WG area bleak with just a single age 1 WG to use.
FW could do with an age 0 FW from auction while the age 3 and 4 guy hold the fort.
6 players are age 5+ so that a concern.
CP pick up from auction as usual, as we smash the life out of CP use every season.
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season 52 then:-
Can it get much better for HEA?
I suspect not, as after the decline in season 50 it was inevitable and one the HEA need bounceback from.
1st place finish in season 51 was a delight.
S51 both cups runners up which is OK I suppose.
Overall happy with S51
Season 51 update: May 2022
Can it get much lower for HEA?
I suspect not, and the decline in season 50 was inevitable and one the HEA need bounceback from.
10th place finish was a shocker in S50.
Season 50 update
Div 1 title in the bag for HEA, proud. very proud.
a 4th league titles ahead? Not a chance.
SRA, CEL & RAN the teams to catch now.
KIL have got back on track in season 49 and may challenge also.
Last 4 in CECIL cup, but sadly knocked out early in SESL cup by the beggars (aka CEL)
Can it get much better for HEA? I suspect not, and decline will inevitably come soon.
Handful of age 4 players maybe get one more effective season out of them.
Two age 10 players which is kinda cool now as they don't appear to lose an SL being so old, so one age 10 is my Captain.
Enjoying the ride while it lasts
Season 48 update: March 2021
Need to do more in cups in season 48.
season 47 cecil cup knocked out in round 1 while losing 8 goals is worst cup record in the clubs history.
Div 1 title beyond us now, KIL, DEV & RAN the teams to catch now. Maybe SRA too on a good day - hi Andrew, I know you are reading ;-)
3 CECIL cup wins in a row was good, but now HEA need do something in SESL cup we last won 20 seasons ago!!
Covid-19 has turned the world upside done, so thank goodness we got online gaming to keep us sane.
Anyone up for a FIFA 21 online challenge?
High hopes for the HEA this season though. Time will tell
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Season 43 update: March 2019
2nd in Div 3 was a great ending to season 42. Having previously finished dead bottom of all the 48 clubs.
Auction wins seem vital to progress in this league, but bargain prices at auction are a rarity with often 30 teams bidding at most auctions.
Key signing for season 43 will be FAL sending King George III (3/29 FW). He shall see 10CP rapidily added and could be a match winner all by himself.
Build from the back is what Jose and other dinasour managers like Wenger may say. Makes some sense though.
HEA have 6 big DF's currently so we shouldn't shift too many goals.
Up front we are 1 big FW away from competing so will be bidding high and often in first few auctions to plug the gap and get the goals flowing.
A higher than average age 0 player at auction is essential and we have the bank account to over bid.
Game on. The only way is up for HEA.
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Season 56 update March 2024
HEA: season 56 x in Div 1
HEA: season 55 7th in Div 1
HEA: season 54 2nd in Div 1
HEA: season 53 2nd in Div 1
HEA: season 52 2nd in Div 1
HEA: season 51 1st in Div 1
HEA: season 50 10th in Div 1
HEA: season 49 1st in Div 1
HEA: season 48 2nd in Div 1
HEA: season 47 4th in Div 1
HEA: season 46 1st in Div 1
HEA: season 45 1st in Div 1
HEA: season 44 6th in Div 1
HEA: season 43 1st in Div 2
HEA: season 42 2nd in Div 3
Dave Smyth took the reigns of HEARTS from October 2018 onwards
HEA had earned the wooden spoon in season 41!
ex-AI - manager record
AI: season 41 2nd Div 1
AI: season 40 7th Div 1
AI: season 39 7th Div 1
Dave Smyth took the reigns of AIRDRIE from August 2017 onwards
ex-KIL - manager record noted:-
KIL: season 37 1st place Div 2
KIL: season 36 1st place Div 3
I had joined SESL before in Feb 2016, after initially joining trainee league ODFL on 2/1/16
Resident of New Zealand.
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