RULES 2024: click here for Scottish Electronic Soccer League: Season 57 wiki rules courtesy of Andrew SRA
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 700 | 137 |
| Draws | 342 | 69 |
| Losses | 763 | 213 |
| Pct. | 0.483 | 0.409 |
| Pollock Juniors (POL) | S3 - S4 |
| Jamie Stark (S3-5), Paul Kidd (S4-4), Samantha Redburn (S6-6), Mark Wilkinson (S7-7), Paul Mitchell (S8-8), Philip Ross (S9-9), Philip Ross/Martin Van de Bosch (S10-10), Martin Van de Bosch (S11-12), Martin Van de Bosch/Neil Murdoch (S13-13), Willy Krosnyak/Ivo Kroon (S14-14), Willy Krosnyak (S14-14), Ivo Kroon (S14-15), Ashley Dowson (S16-22), Andy Shaw (S23-25), Clyde Whiting (S26-27), Andrew MacKie (S28-38), Paul Cockayne (S39-44), Simon Bijker (S45-55), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Kostadin Gadzhalov | GK | 1 | 30 | 4 | 10 |
 | Trevor Carson | GK | 5 | 15 | 10 | 0 |
| Declan McDaid | SW | 7 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
 | John Brown | DF | 2 | 29 | 2 | 7 |
 | Owen Beck | DF | 3 | 26 | 7 | 0 |
 | Umberto Fatello | DF | 0 | 20 | 7 | 10 |
| Garry Hay | DF | 5 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
| Malachi Boateng | DM | 3 | 35 | 4 | 10 |
| Luke McCowan | MF | 3 | 23 | 4 | 0 |
| Charlie Adam | MF | 4 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
| Declan Glass | MF | 1 | 17 | 10 | 3 |
| Josh Mulligan | MF | 4 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
| Finlay Robertson | MA | 6 | 18 | 2 | 4 |
| Thomas Konrad | WG | 0 | 22 | 4 | 10 |
| Jim Camperdown | FW | 3 | 35 | 4 | 10 |
| Scott Tiffoney | FW | 4 | 33 | 2 | 10 |
| Claudio Caniggia | FW | 2 | 30 | 3 | 10 |
| Zak Rudden | FW | 4 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Nicky Riley | UT | 1 | 29 | 2 | 10 |
| Name | Matches |
| Garry Hay | 7 |
MVP: Wwl
Team DPs: 180
DEE are rivals to 2 teams.
DEEs and Dats begs: Sack this guy!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 51 | Nov 09 | W | 3 - 2 | Albion Rovers | Division 1 | |
| 50 | Nov 09 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Aberdeen | Division 1 |
| 48 | Nov 02 | L | 2 - 3 | @ | Hearts | Division 1 |
| 47 | Nov 02 | W | 3 - 0 | Raith Rovers | Division 1 | |
| 45 | Oct 26 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | Stenhousemuir | Division 1 |
| 44 | Oct 26 | W | 5 - 2 | Inverness | Division 1 | |
| 42 | Oct 19 | D | 1 - 1 | @ | Dumbarton | Division 1 |
| 41 | Oct 19 | W | 3 - 0 | Alloa Athletic | Division 1 | |
| 39 | Oct 12 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | Clyde FC | Division 1 |
| 38 | Oct 12 | L | 2 - 3 | @ | Fraserburgh | Division 1 |
DEEs and Dat
The hard truths about our beloved football squad (since 2024)
Season 57
OH MY GOD - Dundee is in Div 1.
Now usually, we would be all too glad about it, but the DEEs have
- about the smallest roster in the league, so are seriously prone to injuries; just as we've mentioned last season already
- no serious GK: our Bulgarian fly catcher is even rumoured to be the no 1 keeper, a disaster in the making; just as we've mentioned last season already
- the most incompetent coach; just as we've mentioned last season already, quite regularly!
Whoever thought that promotion with THIS squad is a good idea!?
We can only think of one guy!
At least the plus side is that after the (next to inevitable) relegation to div 2, we can really
Sack this guy.
Season 56
Surprising new signing on the manager seat. No proven competences, must be skilled at Powerpoint?
Resulting in low expectations: maybe surviving div 2, maybe even win a cup round or two, maybe.
Fans are already looking for another club to support. Dundee Utd looks quite attractive.
| Season | Manager | Div | Pos | Sesl | Cecil | |||||
| 3 | Jamie Stark | 3 | 12 | |||||||
| 4 | Jamie Stark / Paul Kidd | 3 | 6 | |||||||
| 5 | Jamie Stark | 3 | 4 | |||||||
| 6 | Samantha Redburn | 2 | 7 | |||||||
| 7 | Mark Wilkinson | 2 | 1 | |||||||
| 8 | Paul Mitchell | 1 | 13 | |||||||
| 9 | Philip Ross | 2 | 2 | WIN | ||||||
| 10 | Philip Ross/Martin Van de Bosch | 1 | 7 | |||||||
| 11 | Martin Van de Bosch | 1 | 9 | |||||||
| 12 | Martin Van de Bosch | 1 | 8 | |||||||
| 13 | Martin Van de Bosch/ Neil Murdoch | 1 | 8 | Group | ||||||
| 14 | Willy Krosnyak / Ivo Kroon | 1 | 2 | L16 | L16 | |||||
| 15 | Ivo Kroon | 1 | 12 | L16 | L32 | |||||
| 16 | Ashley Dowson | 2 | 3 | Group | QF | |||||
| 17 | Ashley Dowson | 1 | 15 | L32 | SF | |||||
| 18 | Ashley Dowson | 2 | 12 | Group | Prelim | |||||
| 19 | Ashley Dowson | 3 | 14 | L32 | Prelim | |||||
| 20 | Ashley Dowson | 3 | 7 | Group | L16 | |||||
| 21 | Ashley Dowson | 3 | 4 | L32 | ||||||
| 22 | Ashley Dowson | 2 | 12 | Group | L16 | |||||
| 23 | Andy Shaw | 3 | 10 | Group | Prelim | |||||
| 24 | Andy Shaw | 3 | 8 | L32 | ||||||
| 25 | Andy Shaw | 3 | 15 | L32 | Prelim | |||||
| 26 | Clyde Whiting | 3 | 7 | SF | L32 | |||||
| 27 | Clyde Whiting | 3 | 1 | L16 | RU | |||||
| 28 | Andrew Mackie | 2 | 1 | L16 | QF | |||||
| 29 | Andrew Mackie | 1 | 14 | L16 | L16 | |||||
| 30 | Andrew Mackie | 2 | 13 | L16 | Prelim | |||||
| 31 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 6 | L32 | Prelim | |||||
| 32 | Andrew Mackie | 2 | 6 | L32 | ||||||
| 33 | Andrew Mackie | 2 | 11 | L32 | Prelim | |||||
| 34 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 8 | Group | L 32 | |||||
| 35 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 9 | L32 | L16 | |||||
| 36 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 8 | Group | L32 | |||||
| 37 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 8 | Group | Prelim | |||||
| 38 | Andrew Mackie | 3 | 14 | Group | ||||||
| 39 | Paul Cockayne | 3 | 2 | L32 | ||||||
| 40 | Paul Cockayne | 2 | 12 | Group | Prelim | |||||
| 41 | Paul Cockayne | 2 | 7 | Group | L16 | |||||
| 42 | Paul Cockayne | 2 | 4 | L16 | Prelim | |||||
| 43 | Paul Cockayne | 1 | 14 | L32 | L32 | |||||
| 44 | Paul Cockayne | 2 | 13 | L32 | L32 | |||||
| 45 | Simon Bijker | 3 | 1 | 2nd | L16 | |||||
| 46 | Simon Bijker | 2 | 1 | Semi | Semi | |||||
| 47 | Simon Bijker | 1 | 12 | Semi | L32 | |||||
| 48 | Simon Bijker | 1 | 16 | group | Last 8 | |||||
| 49 | Simon Bijker | 2 | 15 | group | L32 | |||||
| 50 | Simon Bijker | 3 | 15 | group | L32 | |||||
| 51 | Simon Bijker | 3 | 12 | group | L32 | |||||
| 52 | Simon Bijker | 3 | 14 | group | L32 | |||||
| 53 | Simon Bijker | 3 | 4 | Last 8 | L32 | |||||
| 54 | Simon Bijker | 2 | ? | Prelim | ||||||
| 55 | Simon Bijker | 2 | ? | |||||||
| 56 | Eduard Habermann | 2 | 5 | L16 | Prelim |
Stadium pic added Dec 2019:
S57:
Good news to div 1: one serious opponent less
DEE's promotion was planned for, but turned out an unexpectedly wild ride.
But it's the end result that matters.
I have some long term ideas and plans, but next season is still "transitional".
Just ask the 'DEEs and Dat' guy for the reasons: He knows.
Otherwise, 4 months older, not quite as young (and hairy) as my picture suggests, and still a numbers and computer geek.
So please show some mercy to the (still) new guy ;-)
S56:
Good news to div 2: one serious opponent less.
Your new victim presented ...
Born and raised around Düsseldorf / Germany.
Graduated in CS and subsequently made some money from computers in several ways, currently mostly by consulting.
Initiated way too long ago with German style United games, I've pretty soon moved on to mainly EEFL style leagues - and some long PBEM hiatus after.
I've recently joined Al Sellers' MSWL league with moderate suceess. Means: I lose too often for my taste, but probably for some reason.
Mark invited me to add some cannon fodder - so here I am with next to no clue.
So please show some mercy to the new guy ;-)