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| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 882 | 293 |
| Draws | 356 | 105 |
| Losses | 736 | 248 |
| Pct. | 0.537 | 0.535 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Multon Klayhammer | GK | 1 | 26 | 4 | 10 |
 | Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 4 | 22 | 10 | 0 |
| Plunder Ghench | SW | 5 | 20 | 4 | 5 |
| Lian Calftun | DF | 1 | 29 | 6 | 10 |
| Dresser Prendel | DF | 2 | 28 | 8 | 7 |
| Jestry Murg | DF | 0 | 20 | 6 | 10 |
| Striller Harp | DF | 0 | 14 | 6 | 6 |
| Hudd Anstler | DF | 5 | 9 | 10 | 0 |
| Glancey Hullraker | DF | 2 | 9 | 8 | 0 |
| Weltus Buckly | DF | 3 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Jules Everitt | MF | 2 | 27 | 8 | 3 |
| Liam Polworth | MF | 4 | 8 | 10 | 0 |
| Duff | MF | 6 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 3 | 27 | 5 | 2 |
| Trunred Hearttree | MA | 3 | 25 | 5 | 3 |
| Crewe Jickee | MA | 8 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Weerie Opollo | WG | 2 | 30 | 5 | 8 |
| Ismaning Ghench | WG | 5 | 24 | 4 | 10 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 3 | 35 | 7 | 10 |
| Long Hearthall | FW | 0 | 20 | 4 | 9 |
 | Xian Carbon | FW | 5 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Striller Harp | 4 |
MVP: Ddw
Team DPs: 74
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 32 | Dec 03 | (n) | Hibernian | SESL CUP | ||
| 33 | Dec 06 | @ | Saint Johnstone | Division 1 | ||
| 34 | Dec 06 | @ | Rangers | Division 1 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 31 | Dec 01 | D | 2 - 2 | (n) | Queens Park | SESL CUP |
| 30 | Nov 29 | D | 1 - 1 | (n) | Arbroath | SESL CUP |
| 29 | Nov 29 | W | 3 - 1 | (n) | Dunfermline Athletic | SESL CUP |
| 28 | Nov 26 | W | 5 - 4 | (n) | Saint Johnstone | SESL CUP |
| 27 | Nov 22 | W | 5 - 2 | Raith Rovers | Division 1 | |
| 26 | Nov 22 | W | 2 - 1 | @ | Livingston | Division 1 |
| 24 | Nov 15 | W | 5 - 4 | Dumbarton | Division 1 | |
| 23 | Nov 15 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Arbroath | Division 1 |
| 20 | Nov 08 | W | 3 - 1 | Fraserburgh | Division 1 | |
| 19 | Nov 08 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | Motherwell | Division 1 |
START OF SEASON 60 UPDATE
A good league season (5th) backed up by two good cup runs (CECIL Final and SESL S-F) rounded off a satisfactory season 59 for Blues fans. The rise of giants MOT and DEE however seem to prevent any cup or league chances going forward. New keeper Multon (GK 1/17) will take over the reigns from hero Ruthtowner. Plunder (SW 5/20) will finish his distinguished career as Club Captain behind the mighty Lekburn and Prendel. New blood is require din defence. Shakest and Hearttree lead a strong midfield where Opollo and Ghench will provide the wing option. Mondo will be the hero owever, stronger than ever he will certainly bag 30 goals? Strong Cup runs and a Top 6 finish would do nicely again!
SEASON 60 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two the National League.
Andrew McCumiskey, is already 60 years old, is still seen often see around Solihull taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who are now down in the National League (Where? -Ed)) and Aston Villa (winless)! Their fall is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 33yo, 29yo, 11yo and 7 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to remain where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!