RULES 2024: click here for Scottish Electronic Soccer League: Season 57 wiki rules courtesy of Andrew SRA
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 820 | 257 |
| Draws | 341 | 96 |
| Losses | 694 | 217 |
| Pct. | 0.534 | 0.535 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 1 | 26 | 4 | 10 |
 | Black Walder Rivers | GK | 4 | 22 | 10 | 0 |
| Plunder Ghench | SW | 2 | 34 | 6 | 10 |
| Missandei | SW | 5 | 12 | 10 | 0 |
 | Hudd Anstler | DF | 2 | 30 | 8 | 9 |
| Magjust Lekburn | DF | 1 | 29 | 7 | 10 |
| Podrick Payne | DF | 3 | 24 | 4 | 1 |
 | Alton Lannister | DF | 6 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Maester Luwin | DF | 7 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
| Duff | MF | 3 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
| Liam Polworth | MF | 1 | 20 | 4 | 4 |
| Connor Scully | MF | 5 | 14 | 10 | 2 |
| Petyr Kilstin | MF | 6 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Benjen Stark | MF | 4 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Crewe Jickee | MA | 5 | 28 | 8 | 0 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 0 | 20 | 8 | 10 |
 | Ismaning Ghench | WG | 2 | 33 | -1 | 10 |
 | Xian Carbon | FW | 2 | 33 | 3 | 10 |
| Queed Juntry | FW | 5 | 24 | 8 | 0 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 0 | 22 | 9 | 10 |
| Burton Verity | FW | 4 | 21 | 10 | 0 |
 | Dunerly Coulston | UT | 4 | 21 | 1 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Crewe Jickee | 3 |
| Queed Juntry | 2 |
| Liam Polworth | 1 |
MVP: Dl-
Team DPs: 118
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 51 | Nov 09 | D | 1 - 1 | Hibernian | Division 2 | |
| 50 | Nov 09 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | East Fife | Division 2 |
| 48 | Nov 02 | W | 4 - 3 | Clydebank | Division 2 | |
| 47 | Nov 02 | W | 4 - 2 | @ | Celtic | Division 2 |
| 45 | Oct 26 | D | 0 - 0 | Falkirk | Division 2 | |
| 44 | Oct 26 | L | 1 - 2 | @ | Livingston | Division 2 |
| 42 | Oct 19 | W | 5 - 0 | Airdrieonians FC | Division 2 | |
| 41 | Oct 19 | D | 0 - 0 | Nairn County | Division 2 | |
| 39 | Oct 12 | W | 3 - 0 | @ | Forfar Athletic | Division 2 |
| 38 | Oct 12 | W | 2 - 1 | Dunfermline Athletic | Division 2 |
START OF SEASON 57 UPDATE
A better season but one still not without stress. Finishing mid-table when on the last session we could have been facing a relgation or promotion playoff! Still, the team ends up stronger and younger and hopes are high for the new season. The young Keeper Ruthtowner has been blooded so we will lose less silly games. Plunder looks termendous as sweeper and will only improve on last time. Defence is also very young and on the up. Midfield needs strengthening and this is where the transfer money will be channeled. Duff is strong and backed up by new club Captain Scully. Up front we have an array of talent led by Cardon and Verity who will feed off the Ismaning crosses. Coulston is of course destined for Captaincy so will fill in all over as his want. Come-on the Blues!!
SEASON 57 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two.
Andrew McCumiskey, surely well over 58 years old, is still seen often see around Birmingham taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who will win League Two!) and Aston Villa (back where they belong in Europe)! Their rise is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 33yo, 28yo, 10yo and 6 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to get back where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!