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Reminder: staff purchase 8th April 2026, before mid season ageing 12th April 2026
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 910 | 309 |
| Draws | 357 | 105 |
| Losses | 755 | 262 |
| Pct. | 0.538 | 0.535 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Multon Klayhammer | GK | 2 | 30 | 4 | 10 |
 | Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 5 | 22 | 10 | 10 |
| Plunder Ghench | SW | 6 | 18 | 10 | 5 |
| Lian Calftun | DF | 2 | 33 | 6 | 10 |
| Jestry Murg | DF | 1 | 28 | 4 | 9 |
| Dresser Prendel | DF | 3 | 27 | 9 | 4 |
 | Striller Harp | DF | 1 | 27 | 9 | 10 |
| Ser Freel | DF | 1 | 8 | 9 | 0 |
| Glancey Hullraker | DF | 3 | 7 | 6 | 0 |
| Jules Everitt | MF | 3 | 30 | 6 | 5 |
 | Gresham Brimfool | MF | 0 | 17 | 3 | 10 |
| Anstler Herd | MF | 0 | 15 | 8 | 7 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 4 | 25 | 8 | 0 |
| Trunred Hearttree | MA | 4 | 21 | 10 | 0 |
| Weerie Opollo | WG | 3 | 28 | 8 | 4 |
| Ismaning Ghench | WG | 6 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 4 | 34 | 8 | 10 |
| Long Hearthall | FW | 1 | 28 | 9 | 9 |
| Xian Carbon | FW | 6 | 5 | 7 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Anstler Herd | 1 |
MVP: W--
Team DPs: 96
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 31 | Apr 20 | (n) | Cowdenbeath | SESL CUP | ||
| 32 | Apr 22 | (n) | Falkirk | SESL CUP | ||
| 33 | Apr 25 | @ | Saint Johnstone | Division 1 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 30 | Apr 18 | W | 1 - 0 | (n) | Kilmarnock | SESL CUP |
| 29 | Apr 18 | W | 5 - 1 | (n) | Rangers | SESL CUP |
| 28 | Apr 15 | W | 4 - 0 | (n) | Raith Rovers | SESL CUP |
| 27 | Apr 11 | W | 6 - 1 | Saint Mirren | Division 1 | |
| 26 | Apr 11 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | Livingston | Division 1 |
| 25 | Apr 08 | L | 0 - 2 | (n) | Motherwell | CECIL Cup |
| 24 | Apr 04 | L | 1 - 3 | East Fife | Division 1 | |
| 23 | Apr 04 | L | 0 - 5 | @ | Arbroath | Division 1 |
| 22 | Apr 01 | W | 2 - 1 | @ | Fraserburgh | CECIL Cup |
| 21 | Mar 30 | L | 0 - 1 | Fraserburgh | CECIL Cup |
START OF SEASON 61 UPDATE
An excellent league season (3rd) backed up by a day out for the fans (SESL Final) rounded off a satisfactory season 60 for Blues fans. The rise of giants STE and DEE however seem to prevent any cup or league chances going forward. New keeper Multon (GK 2/23) will take over the reigns from hero Ruthtowner. Plunder (SW 6/19) will continue his distinguished career eing second season as Club Captain behind the mighty Calftun and Prendel. New blood in the form of Jestry Murg (1/20) will make a solid defence. Shakest and Hearttree lead a strong midfield together with Everitt (3/29). Only Opollo (3/27) will provide the wing option. Mondo will contie to the hero, stronger than ever he will certainly bag 30 goals? Strong Cup runs and a Top 4 finish would do nicely yet again!
SEASON 61 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two the National League.
Andrew McCumiskey, is well over 60 years old, is still seen often see around Solihull taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who are still down in the National League (Where? -Ed)) and Aston Villa (winless)! Their fall is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 33yo, 30yo, 11yo and 8 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to remain where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!