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| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 918 | 316 |
| Draws | 362 | 107 |
| Losses | 760 | 267 |
| Pct. | 0.539 | 0.536 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Multon Klayhammer | GK | 3 | 27 | 10 | 1 |
| Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 6 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Plunder Ghench | SW | 7 | 14 | 10 | 0 |
| Lian Calftun | DF | 3 | 28 | 10 | 0 |
| Jestry Murg | DF | 2 | 26 | 10 | 0 |
| Dresser Prendel | DF | 4 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Striller Harp | DF | 2 | 24 | 10 | 0 |
| Durgan Jurm | DF | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Freel | DF | 2 | 8 | 10 | 0 |
| Glancey Hullraker | DF | 4 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Jules Everitt | MF | 4 | 28 | 10 | 0 |
| Anstler Herd | MF | 1 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
| Gresham Brimfool | MF | 1 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 5 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Trunred Hearttree | MA | 5 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Weerie Opollo | WG | 4 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Ismaning Ghench | WG | 7 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 5 | 27 | 10 | 0 |
| Long Hearthall | FW | 2 | 26 | 10 | 0 |
| Xian Carbon | FW | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| None |
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 3 | Jul 11 | @ | Raith Rovers | Division 1 | ||
| 4 | Jul 11 | Saint Johnstone | Division 1 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
START OF SEASON 62 UPDATE
MAGA SAFE
Disappointing league season (9th) and shortened cup runs rounded off an unsatisfactory season 61 for Blues fans. The rise of giant MOT however seem to prevent any cup or league chances going forward. Star keeper Multon (GK 3/26) will take over the reigns from retiring Ruthtowner. Plunder (SW 7/7) is no longer first team material and will be replaced. The mighty Calftun and Prendel and new blood in the form of Jestry Murg (2/26) will make a solid defence. Everitt (4/28) will be joined by new boys Herd and Brimfool. Only Opollo (4/25) will provide the wing option. Mondo is made club captian will continue to be the hero, stronger than ever he will certainly bag 30 goals? Strong Cup runs and a Top 4 finish would do nicely yet again!
SEASON 62 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two the National League.
Andrew McCumiskey, is well over 60 years old, is still seen often see around Solihull taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who are still down in the National League (Where? -Ed)) and Aston Villa (Euro League Champions)! Their fall is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues or do a Villa? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 33yo, 30yo, 11yo and 8 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to remain where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!