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Reminder: mid season aging 13th July 2025
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 853 | 275 |
| Draws | 353 | 104 |
| Losses | 721 | 237 |
| Pct. | 0.534 | 0.531 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 3 | 29 | 9 | 7 |
| Multon Klayhammer | GK | 0 | 15 | 10 | 8 |
 | Plunder Ghench | SW | 4 | 25 | 5 | 0 |
| Magjust Lekburn | DF | 3 | 26 | 4 | 3 |
| Dresser Prendel | DF | 1 | 26 | 10 | 10 |
| Lian Calftun | DF | 0 | 18 | 9 | 8 |
| Hudd Anstler | DF | 4 | 17 | 6 | 0 |
| Glancey Hullraker | DF | 1 | 10 | 8 | 0 |
| Weltus Buckly | DF | 2 | 9 | 10 | 0 |
| Podrick Payne | DF | 5 | 8 | 6 | 0 |
 | Jules Everitt | MF | 1 | 28 | 6 | 9 |
| Liam Polworth | MF | 3 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
| Duff | MF | 5 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 2 | 33 | 4 | 10 |
| Crewe Jickee | MA | 7 | 12 | 9 | 3 |
| Weerie Opollo | WG | 1 | 27 | 4 | 10 |
| Ismaning Ghench | WG | 4 | 25 | 8 | 1 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 2 | 34 | 5 | 10 |
 | Xian Carbon | FW | 4 | 25 | 3 | 1 |
| Name | Matches |
| Multon Klayhammer | 2 |
MVP: wlL
Team DPs: 68
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 28 | Jul 16 | (n) | Rangers | SESL CUP | ||
| 29 | Jul 19 | (n) | Nairn County | SESL CUP | ||
| 30 | Jul 19 | (n) | Dundee United | SESL CUP |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 27 | Jul 12 | W | 4 - 0 | @ | Stenhousemuir | Division 1 |
| 26 | Jul 12 | L | 1 - 2 | @ | Motherwell | Division 1 |
| 25 | Jul 09 | L | 0 - 2 | (n) | Dundee FC | CECIL Cup |
| 24 | Jul 05 | L | 0 - 3 | Fraserburgh | Division 1 | |
| 23 | Jul 05 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | Dundee FC | Division 1 |
| 22 | Jul 02 | L | 0 - 2 | @ | Cove Rangers | CECIL Cup |
| 21 | Jun 30 | W | 4 - 1 | Cove Rangers | CECIL Cup | |
| 20 | Jun 28 | W | 4 - 1 | Annan Athletic | Division 1 | |
| 19 | Jun 28 | L | 0 - 2 | @ | Dumbarton | Division 1 |
| 18 | Jun 25 | W | 3 - 2 | Motherwell | CECIL Cup |
START OF SEASON 59 UPDATE
Survived! The Blues clung onto Division One status by winning the final game of the season and now start off with quite a reasonable squad. GK Ruthtowner looks the part but a new reserve Keeper is clearly overdue. Sweeper Plunder Ghench will hope his legs hold-up for this season and is pencilled in as next years Captain. Lekburn will hold together the defence but more strength in depth is required here. Midfield looks strong with Ser Richer Shakest and new Captain Jickee leading the field. Up front winger Ismaing Ghench still has a few miles left in him and both Carbon and superstar Mondo Polestar will score bundles. A good Cup run similar to last season's final is the minimum required. Hopefully, this squa and stay well clear of relegation.
SEASON 59 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two the National League.
Andrew McCumiskey, almost 60 years old, is still seen often see around Solihull taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who are rock bottom of League Two!) and Aston Villa (back where they belong in Europe)! Their rise is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 33yo, 29yo, 11yo and 7 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to remain where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!