RULES 2024: click here for Scottish Electronic Soccer League: Season 56 wiki rules courtesy of Andrew SRA
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 798 | 257 |
| Draws | 326 | 96 |
| Losses | 677 | 217 |
| Pct. | 0.534 | 0.535 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Black Walder Rivers | GK | 3 | 32 | 6 | 10 |
| Krawl Ruthtowner | GK | 0 | 6 | 10 | 1 |
| Plunder Ghench | SW | 1 | 29 | 6 | 10 |
| Missandei | SW | 4 | 21 | 8 | 0 |
 | Podrick Payne | DF | 2 | 27 | 4 | 6 |
| Magjust Lekburn | DF | 0 | 20 | 5 | 10 |
 | Hudd Anstler | DF | 1 | 19 | 8 | 4 |
| Alton Lannister | DF | 5 | 12 | 10 | 0 |
| Maester Luwin | DF | 6 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
| Duff | MF | 2 | 28 | 4 | 7 |
| Connor Scully | MF | 4 | 21 | 6 | 0 |
| Petyr Kilstin | MF | 5 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
| Benjen Stark | MF | 3 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Ismaning Ghench | WG | 1 | 28 | 5 | 10 |
| Burton Verity | FW | 3 | 28 | 9 | 5 |
| Xian Carbon | FW | 1 | 28 | 6 | 10 |
| Jahn Ghertry | FW | 5 | 20 | 8 | 5 |
| Dunerly Coulston | UT | 3 | 27 | 5 | 4 |
| Name | Matches |
| Krawl Ruthtowner | 8 |
MVP: wwL
Team DPs: 70
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 31 | May 06 | (n) | Peterhead | SESL CUP | ||
| 32 | May 08 | (n) | Berwick | SESL CUP | ||
| 33 | May 11 | Hibernian | Division 2 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 30 | May 04 | W | 3 - 0 | (n) | Aberdeen | SESL CUP |
| 29 | May 01 | W | 4 - 2 | (n) | Arbroath | SESL CUP |
| 28 | May 01 | L | 0 - 4 | (n) | Saint Johnstone | SESL CUP |
| 27 | Apr 27 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | Stenhousemuir | Division 2 |
| 26 | Apr 27 | W | 2 - 0 | @ | Nairn County | Division 2 |
| 24 | Apr 20 | W | 3 - 1 | Elgin City | Division 2 | |
| 23 | Apr 20 | W | 4 - 1 | @ | Cove Rangers | Division 2 |
| 20 | Apr 13 | W | 5 - 0 | Annan Athletic | Division 2 | |
| 19 | Apr 13 | L | 0 - 2 | @ | Cowdenbeath | Division 2 |
| 18 | Apr 10 | L | 4 - 6 | @ | Motherwell | CECIL Cup |
START OF SEASON 56 UPDATE
Another terrible season of disappointment and dispair. Rather than challenging for promotion we spent the whole of season 55 fighting to stay in Division Two. Yes, the team made it but only just. The only good thing to come out of it was the revelopment of the youths and the hope that they can propel us forward in season 56. We need a new apprentice keeper to replace Cleftjaw (GK 6/8) but young PLunder Gench (SW 1/20) looks a class find. His twin brother playing winger also looks the part. Burton Verity should be unstoppable this season provided he keeps his temper in check. Dunerly Coulston our utility man will also be a threat everywhere. Defence needs strengthening with another experienced player but otherwise we are ready to go!
SEASON 56 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two.
Andrew McCumiskey, surely well over 58 years old, is still seen often see around Birmingham taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (going back to League Two!) and Aston Villa (can they grab a Champions League spot!)! Their rise is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA (who won the Cup!). Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 double cups filled the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 32yo, 27yo, 9yo and 6 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to get back where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!