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| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 946 | 330 |
| Draws | 369 | 111 |
| Losses | 774 | 279 |
| Pct. | 0.541 | 0.535 |
| (S1-11), Rani Sarkis (S6-8), Clive Palmer (S12-15), Stewart Purcell (S16-17), Nick Tippins (S18-23), Sumit Dahal (S20-20), Dominic Adams (S24-24), Arnold IJzermans (S25-26), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Multon Klayhammer | GK | 4 | 26 | 10 | 0 |
| Black Walder Rivers | GK | 1 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
| Koern Lyratt | SW | 6 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| Truller | SW | 1 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Lian Calftun | DF | 4 | 28 | 10 | 0 |
| Jestry Murg | DF | 3 | 28 | 10 | 0 |
| Striller Harp | DF | 3 | 27 | 10 | 1 |
| Lryrn Kyrett | DF | 6 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Dresser Prendel | DF | 5 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Proun Krut | DF | 3 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Durgan Jurm | DF | 2 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Freel | DF | 3 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Glancey Hullraker | DF | 5 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
| Anstler Herd | MF | 2 | 24 | 10 | 0 |
| Gresham Brimfool | MF | 2 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| Jules Everitt | MF | 5 | 19 | 10 | 0 |
| Ser Richer Shakest | MA | 6 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
| Trunred Hearttree | MA | 6 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Weerie Opollo | WG | 5 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Long Hearthall | FW | 3 | 28 | 10 | 0 |
| Mondo Polestar | FW | 6 | 23 | 10 | 0 |
| Looper Indertag | FW | 1 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Wettcombe Friars | FW | 1 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Proun Krut | 5 |
| Lryrn Kyrett | 2 |
| Koern Lyratt | 1 |
MVP: ---
Team DPs:
SRA are rivals to 7 teams.
Couple of defenders and lotto win!
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START OF SEASON 63 UPDATE
What a season! DOUBLE, DOUBLE, DOUBLE! Both cups in the bag and MOT kept at bay. 6th in the league was Ok but one can't have everything. Mondo has signed for a second season as club Captain and with the late season signing SRA start with the most CP. The sweepers both look strong and backup by the largest defence since the Alamo. Midfielders are average with no superstars but Anstler Herd will once again be the one to watch. Weerie is probably in the twilight of his career so more pressure on the forwards. Long Hearthall and Polestar are backed by rising star Indetag. It will be a classic as always! Bring on 63!
SEASON 63 UPDATE
26-Oct-2011: Andrew replaces Arnold as SRA boss.
Promoted from Olmec training league ODFL, Andrew is ready to build up the club. Just like his Great-grandfather did in real-life back in 1904 when he founded Carlisle United (how cool is that!) and helped build them up to where they sit now in League Two the National League.
Andrew McCumiskey, is well over 61 years old, is still seen often see around Solihull taking photos and still trying to run. His other lost loves are for Carlisle United (who are still down in the National League (Where? -Ed)) and Aston Villa (Euro League Champions)! Their fall is clearly a sign for the rise of SRA. Will their success continue in the same vain as the Blues or do a Villa? Took over SRA mid season 27 when rock bottom of Div 3 and led them to 4th place in the league in season 42! Then the legendary season 47 was repeated in 62 to give double cups, filling the club with joy, pride and far too much Whisky. Is a solid believer in the sweeper system and prefers to build a young squad rather buy in players. In his spare time he runs and plays with his 35yo, 30yo, 12yo and 9 year old sons and plays league chess when at home. Has been 'playing IT' since 12 years old. Speaks fluent German and a smattering of Japanese learnt from his sons (see above). SRA are trying to remain where they belong in Division One and aim for a Cup run despite not being loaded like the other clubs!