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Reminder: mid season aging 13th July 2025
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 674 | 144 |
| Draws | 376 | 36 |
| Losses | 744 | 120 |
| Pct. | 0.480 | 0.540 |
| (S3-5), Terry Bray (S6-9), Len Lear (S10-11), Nick Vatmanidis (S12-12), David Blair (S39-41), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Bobby Baccalieri | GK | 4 | 25 | 10 | 0 |
| Connor Syme | GK | 0 | 8 | 8 | 3 |
| Jon Rahm | DF | 2 | 29 | 6 | 6 |
| Boab McMillan | DF | 1 | 27 | 6 | 10 |
| Colin Montgomerie | DF | 4 | 21 | 8 | 0 |
| Frankie Boyle | DF | 5 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
 | Ewan Ferguson | DF | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 |
| Paul Elliott | DF | 3 | 8 | 8 | 0 |
| Sam Torrance | MF | 3 | 29 | 5 | 4 |
| Viktor Hovland | MF | 3 | 29 | 5 | 4 |
| Stephen Gallacher | MF | 2 | 29 | 6 | 3 |
| Pike Bishop | MF | 6 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
 | Ludvig Aberg | WG | 4 | 29 | 3 | 5 |
| Zozo Bishop | WG | 1 | 24 | 5 | 7 |
| Bernard Langer | WG | 7 | 14 | 10 | 0 |
 | Tiger Woods | FW | 5 | 33 | 9 | 7 |
| Robert MacIntyre | FW | 1 | 29 | 2 | 8 |
| Connor McMillan | FW | 5 | 23 | 4 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Connor Syme | 7 |
| Ewan Ferguson | 5 |
MVP: lWl
Team DPs: 28
COW are rivals to 2 teams.
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 23 | Jul 05 | Queen of the South | Division 2 | |||
| 24 | Jul 05 | @ | Greenock Morton | Division 2 | ||
| 26 | Jul 12 | @ | Ayr United | Division 2 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 20 | Jun 28 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | Saint Johnstone | Division 2 |
| 19 | Jun 28 | W | 9 - 4 | Rangers | Division 2 | |
| 16 | Jun 21 | L | 1 - 7 | @ | Hamilton Accies | Division 2 |
| 15 | Jun 21 | W | 5 - 1 | Deveronvale | Division 2 | |
| 13 | Jun 14 | W | 5 - 1 | @ | Clydebank | Division 2 |
| 12 | Jun 14 | W | 4 - 0 | @ | Dundee United | Division 2 |
| 10 | Jun 07 | L | 3 - 5 | Kilmarnock | Division 2 | |
| 9 | Jun 07 | L | 3 - 5 | @ | Raith Rovers | Division 2 |
| 7 | May 31 | W | 7 - 1 | Saint Mirren | Division 2 | |
| 6 | May 31 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | Peterhead | Division 2 |
Season 59
The real life Cowdenbeath had a reasoanable end to 24/25. In my last update they were sitting 15th and just 3 points above the last spot. However they ended the season in 10th, that last spot 11 points away. So a fine last third of the season, hopefully somethign that can be built upon.
SESL
Season 58 was ultimately a failure as we were relegated via the play off.
Failure reason? Defence was simply not strong enough. We leaked too many goals. The rest of the team was 1/2 decent. We didn't stick to our resouce plan, ending up with less cash for this season thatn expected.
Goals for season 59? I think the priority has to be future planning. We'll need to train a GK and get a couple of defenders in. Maybe a 5 year old and an apprentice. If we can seek promotion along the way then that would be a bonus.
Season 59 update
That time again. I'm 49 hanging on in there, 6 weeks and I'm 50. How that happen? 15.2 handicap (- 0.8 from last update , still coaching daughters team.... I'll update where I can.
So this bit is all about me....
Age:49 just
Hobbies: Golf and football. Still coaching my daughters team with training twice a week and a Sunday match. They are a Tier 1 side this year and it's tough, some cracking wee football playing teams they have came up against. Teams with proper coaches :-)
Golf Handicap 12, 13 and 12 13. bad season, handicap now back to 16 18.3 17.1 and back down to 16.7. 17. 15.8 15.0 15.8 back onto 15.2 due to a poor finish last season and an ok start to the new one. As I turn 50 next year it's my mission to get it back down to around 12. Reading that from the last update I realise I've a bit of work to do to get to that. Need some inspiration, or time, in fact both.