Annan Athletic                            Stranraer
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Giant Hans                25  7  n     GK Multon Klayhammer         36  8  n
DF Clears Itt                29  7  n     DF Lian Calftun              38  6  n
DF Heed Daball               29  8  n     DF Jestry Murg               36  6  n
DF Cleans Up                 29  7  n     DF Striller Harp             29  8  n
DF Getz DaBall               27  7  n     DF Dresser Prendel           25 10  n
MF Fred Daball               29  8  n     MF Jules Everitt             28  8  n
MF Three Kick                29  7  n     MF Anstler Herd              28  6  n
MF Throo DaMiddle            27  8  n     MF Gresham Brimfool          27  7  n
MF Baka Dinetti              19  6  n     WG Weerie Opollo             25 10  n
FW Top Binns                 33  8  n     FW Mondo Polestar            29  7  n
FW Jizz Hornkamp             28  8  n     FW Ser Richer Shakest        20  4  n

Min 0: Annan opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Blues will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Ricky Hawthorn (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 0: Andrew McCumiskey (SRA) - Lets hope Long Hearthall's broken leg recovers by this afternoon.......
Min 4: Jules Everitt (SRA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Cleans Up (ANN) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 5: Andrew McCumiskey - Stranraer are the greatest!!
Min 9: The ball comes in to the area from Cleans Up...
        ...he rattles it off Multon Klayhammer...
        ...Top Binns (ANN) pauses and shoots but Multon Klayhammer recovers and the big eejit makes the save.
Min 9: With Annan so far forward a rare Stranraer break sees Gresham Brimfool play a long diagonal pass for Ser Richer Shakest...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 12: Cheeky back heel from Cleans Up to release Top Binns in the box...
        ...but the Englishman is flagged to have been off-side.  Calls for VAR in SESL? 
Min 14: Fred Daball (ANN) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Jizz Hornkamp but it evades him...
        ...Jestry Murg (SRA) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 19: Top Binns (ANN) sidesteps to make space for himself...
        ...before unleashing an effort from 25 yards...
        ...which Multon Klayhammer is able to keep out on the stretch and then grasps.
Min 20: Fred Daball opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Lian Calftun greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 25: The ball is hooked on towards Top Binns (ANN)...
        ...who takes on Striller Harp on the edge of the area...
        ...Striller Harp  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 32: Cleans Up (ANN) yellow-carded as Striller Harp is brought down.
Min 38: Striller Harp (SRA) bends his shot towards the goal...
        ...but Giant Hans just gets a touch on it...
        ...excellent save! 
Min 45: Long Hearthall on for Ser Richer Shakest(FW)...
        ...Long Hearthall will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Annan 0 - Stranraer 0

Min 50: Jizz Hornkamp (ANN) puts in a cross...
        ...but Jestry Murg (SRA) clears with ease.
Min 51: Top Binns (ANN) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Jizz Hornkamp...
        ...and the Dutchman knocks it straight at Multon Klayhammer who calmly collects it.
Min 51: Mondo Polestar (SRA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Long Hearthall but it evades him...
        ...Heed Daball (ANN) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 55: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Weerie Opollo is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the home crowd on this occasion!?
Min 66: Anstler Herd finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Giant Hans palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Long Hearthall who heads the ball...
        ...but Heed Daball (ANN) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 71: Long Hearthall (SRA) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Englishman keeper...
        ...finds Striller Harp busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Giant Hans!
Min 72: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Top Binns (ANN)...
        ...but the impressive Dresser Prendel (SRA) is able to get the ball back to Multon Klayhammer.
Min 75: Baka Dinetti (ANN) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Fred Daball peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Multon Klayhammer.
Min 79: Anstler Herd (SRA) and Jules Everitt break for Stranraer...
        ...Jules Everitt looks to have found space into which to recieve Anstler Herd's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Clears Itt (ANN) sees the danger snuffed out.


FINAL SCORE: Annan 0 - Stranraer 0


Man Of The Match: Multon Klayhammer (SRA)

Annan Athletic
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Giant Hans                25 25 25 11  1  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Heed Daball               29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Getz DaBall               27 27 27 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Clears Itt                29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cleans Up                 29 29 29 23  1  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Fred Daball               29 29 29 26  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Throo DaMiddle            27 27 27 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Three Kick                29 29 29 26  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Baka Dinetti              19 19 19 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Jizz Hornkamp             28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Top Binns                 33 33 33 33  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6

Stranraer
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Multon Klayhammer         36 36 36 16  2  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
DF Striller Harp             29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Jestry Murg               36 36 36 28  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Dresser Prendel           25 25 25 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Lian Calftun              38 38 38 30  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jules Everitt             28 28 28 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gresham Brimfool          27 27 27 24  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Anstler Herd              28 28 28 25  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Weerie Opollo             25 25 25 22  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ser Richer Shakest        20 20 20 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Mondo Polestar            29 29 29 29  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Long Hearthall            36 36 36 36  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       ANN SRA
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Halftime           0   0
Fulltime           0   0
Shots On Target    4   2
Shots              4   2
Saves              2   4
Offsides           1   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      74  72
Revenue           64  64

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  ANN  N  68.40 215.11 210.91 
  1  SRA  N  76.80 175.21 177.56 
 46  SRA  N  76.80 175.21 193.56 

 Trainer's Report
ANN paid 120k for a Home Bonus of 40.
Giant Hans (ANN) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Black Walder Rivers (SRA) did not appear in the match and could not be trained.
Truller (SRA) did not appear in the match and could not be trained.
Cleans Up (ANN) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).