The hard truths about our beloved football squad (since 2024)

SIX consecutive losses!
And do we even have to ask why!?

If you (really?) need any more signs of glaring incompetence, just look at the two recent matches vs AYR:

Match #28: 8 shots - ZERO goals, 0-0
Obviously our coach forgot about any shooting training, at all.
At least this was the last time, DEE did not loose.

Match #34: 1 shot - ZERO goals, 0-2
Now you COULD say, this is progress - by AYR. They did get their well-deserved FIRST league win all season.
Apparently all our coach did between those two matches was to make the players afraid even of trying!
So, at least, they did miss just once.

What more to say, but:
Sack this guy!

The hard truths about our beloved football squad (since 2024)

Shocking News:
Frankie "The Eye" Barrett has left - and taken our beloved Mr Fluffy with him.
The young keeper sensation was traded to rising power Cove, leaving our Dundee FC in shambles.

Of course, his baffling departure had serious consequences. 
No less than FIVE players called it quits and resigned, immediately. We do feel you.
Two further stars were found checking their options elsewhere, but were cruelly denied a bright future.

The following matches left no doubt: THREE red cards show what's left of Dundee's former glory.

Mr Fluffy says:
Sack this guy!