The silly rolls have ended, maybe ...

#41: FRA vs DEE 0-3

Dundee marched into Fraserburgh like polite guests who accidentally brought a wrecking ball. We opened the scoring early, because why wait for drama when Nicky Riley can tap one in after a casual stroll down the wing. Fraserburgh tried a few counterattacks, but our defenders treated them like mild inconveniences — the footballing equivalent of brushing lint off a jacket.
Fatello then arrived after halftime, scored immediately, and probably wondered why everyone else was sweating. Caniggia wrapped things up with a goal so smooth it should’ve come with a warning label.
Fraserburgh rotated goalkeepers like they were testing fire alarms, but nothing stopped the inevitable: DEE 3, FRA 0 — job done, thanks for hosting.

#42: DEE vs ARB 3-0

Dundee strolled to a 3–0 win over Arbroath, who kindly spent 90 minutes demonstrating why defending is optional. Josh Meekings opened the scoring after being subbed on for an injured teammate — a classic “accidental masterplan”. Javier Artero doubled the lead with a shot Ned Doig heroically got a fingertip to… before watching it go in anyway. Jesse Curran wrapped things up with a header that Arbroath’s defence observed from a respectful distance. A few offside calls tried to add drama, but even the officials couldn’t derail Dundee’s cruise. 
Man of the Match? Curran, obviously. Title race? Still very much alive.