| Rob Lye (ROS) | other (who gives a monkeys) | |
| Paul Roseblade (AYR) | Real Madrid | |
| Josh Fitzgerald (INV) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Even with his goals and skill I find it hard to get excited about him. There are better players and it would do us all good to lose his negative publicity. |
| Raymond Cini (CLY) | other (who gives a monkeys) | |
| James Tucker (RR) | Liverpool | |
| Steve Turner (ALO) | other (who gives a monkeys) | anybody he can get his teeth into |
| Willy Krosnyak (FOR) | other (who gives a monkeys) | |
| Dave Smyth (HEA) | Real Madrid | Careful not to bite off more than he can chew. |
| Andrew McCumiskey (SRA) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Stranny second reserve team as Shagga's boot boy |
| Mark Creasey (STJ) | Liverpool | |
| David Campbell (KIL) | Real Madrid | Get his teeth in to something new |
| Matt Cooper (ALB) | Real Madrid | |
| Steve Gregory (COV) | Real Madrid | Decent player, but not as good as he thinks. |
| Andy Shaw (FAL) | Liverpool | |
| Tyron Barnard (EST) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Dont really care... But im sure he'll be a bite with the fans |
| Daniel Fitzgerald (ANN) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Not LIV...but where..who knows! |
| Bill Ramsay (RAN) | Liverpool | |
| Bryce Kalmbach (QP) | Liverpool | |
| Arnold Yzermans (QOS) | other (who gives a monkeys) | My money is on Uruguay |
| Matthew White (SM) | other (who gives a monkeys) | |
| John McCarthy (LIV) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Good riddance to bad rubbish |
| Richard Burnett (NAI) | Real Madrid | |
| Andrew Foss-Grant (MOT) | other (who gives a monkeys) | Hanibal Lecters Invitational 11 |
| Kevin Hull (AI) | Monaco | |
| Daniel Roseblade (DFA) | other (who gives a monkeys) | He should go to the England U-21s if he is eligible - they need a bit of a bite in their play - oops! |
| Derek Purvis (BER) | Real Madrid | |
| Marc Legowski (PT) | other (who gives a monkeys) | He schuld not be alle to play succes after his two uiting incidents |