Saint Mirren                              Stranraer
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Shamal George             31 10  n     GK Multon Klayhammer         32 10  n
SW Alan Piers                26 10  n     SW Koern Lyratt              30 10  n
DF Phil Dent                 23 10  n     DF Lian Calftun              34  5  n
DF Alan Matters              22  6  n     DF Jestry Murg               33  7  n
DF Hans Holston              20  7  n     DF Striller Harp             30  8  n
MF Frank Lampard             33  8  a     DF Lryrn Kyrett              27 10  n
MF Gary Shaw                 30  8  a     MF Anstler Herd              27  5  n
MF Tony Fitzpatrick          28 10  a     MF Gresham Brimfool          26  8  n
MF Blue Wicked               27  9  a     WG Weerie Opollo             21  6  n
FW Gary Linarcer             33 10  a     FW Mondo Polestar            30  8  n
FW Cameron Archer            27 10  a     FW Looper Indertag           20  8  n

Min 0: St. Mirren opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Blues will play a 5-2-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mark Boland (STRONG/FAIR).
Min 0: Mark Creasey (STJ) - Betting open
Min 0: Dave Smyth (HEA) - Good luck. 
Min 0: Robert McIntyre (INV) - "Stranraer are the greatest" remember, per Min 5 match commentary
Min 0: Andrew McCumiskey (SRA) - ....already locked in ;-)
Min 1: Jestry Murg (SRA) leaves half the St. Mirren side in his wake...
        ...as he takes the ball from the half-way line...
        ...surges past Alan Matters...
        ...but Shamal George is there to stop his weak shot.
Min 2: Gary Shaw (SM) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Koern Lyratt (SRA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 5: Andrew McCumiskey - Stranraer are the greatest!!
Min 8: Tony Fitzpatrick (SM) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Striller Harp (SRA) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 10: Shamal George makes a grave error against Stranraer...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Mondo Polestar amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Shamal George.
Min 22: Mondo Polestar (SRA) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Alan Matters (SM).
Min 27: Lian Calftun's appalling clearance goes right to Gary Shaw (SM)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Cameron Archer...
        ...who heads it on goal but Multon Klayhammer is there to collect it.
Min 30: Long Hearthall on for Looper Indertag(FW)...
        ...Long Hearthall will play FW.
Min 32: The ball breaks from a Lian Calftun tackle and lands in the path of Frank Lampard (SM)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Multon Klayhammer palms Frank Lampard's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Multon Klayhammer falls on it.
Min 34: Now the ball comes to Cameron Archer (SM)...
        ...Frank Lampard has space on the left and Cameron Archer tries to play him in...
        ...only for Lian Calftun (SRA) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 34: The ball is played back towards the box by Gresham Brimfool (SRA)...
        ...Alan Matters heads out...
        ...only for Weerie Opollo to try and audacious first time volley...
        ...which Shamal George has to push over the top.
Min 38: Gary Linarcer (SM) fouled Long Hearthall in the box...
        ...Gary Linarcer  is booked...
        ...Long Hearthall takes the penalty...
        ...Shamal George makes the save!
Min 41: Anstler Herd breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Lian Calftun on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Alan Matters's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Shamal George and over the bar.
Min 45: Chic Young on for Hans Holston(DF)...
        ...Chic Young will play FW.
Min 45: Man Hatten on for Blue Wicked(MF)...
        ...Man Hatten will play WG.


HALFTIME SCORE: St. Mirren 0 - Stranraer 0

Min 46: The ball is played back towards the box by Mondo Polestar (SRA)...
        ...Alan Matters heads out...
        ...only for Long Hearthall to try and audacious first time volley...
        ...which Shamal George has to push over the top.
Min 47: Long Hearthall (SRA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Gresham Brimfool but it evades him...
        ...Phil Dent (SM) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 49: Long Hearthall (SRA) and Weerie Opollo break for Stranraer...
        ...Weerie Opollo looks to have found space into which to recieve Long Hearthall's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Alan Piers (SM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 53: Shamal George blocks but the ball is played back into the area...
        ...and Lryrn Kyrett (SRA) smashes a volley over Shamal George and over the bar from an angle...
        ...Lryrn Kyrett was unlucky there...
        ...terrible defending by the Paisley Buddies.
Min 54: Tony Fitzpatrick looks to nip the ball past Striller Harp (SRA)...
        ...but is brought down with a late challenge...
        ...that's a booking for Striller Harp.
Min 55: Here it is..Mondo Polestar (SRA) flicks on into the path of Long Hearthall...
        ...who spins away from Alan Matters...
        ...but despite having a foot like a traction engine Shamal George is able to collect his powerful shot.
Min 67: Stranraer break quickly with Striller Harp...
        ...he only has Shamal George to beat...
        ...great save by Shamal George but the ball falls to Mondo Polestar...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...and Stranraer have broken the deadlock...
        ...score now: SM 0 - SRA 1
Min 68: Long Hearthall picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Gresham Brimfool to chase...
        ...it drops over Alan Matters's shoulder and right into Gresham Brimfool's path...
        ...the Scotsman hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Shamal George's outstretched arm...
        ...and just wide of the goal.
Min 70: Chic Young weaves his way through the Stranraer defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Multon Klayhammer!?
Min 70: Long Hearthall (SRA) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Alan Matters (SM) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 73: Mondo Polestar (SRA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Long Hearthall but it evades him...
        ...Shamal George calmly collects the ball.
Min 74: Great tackle by Striller Harp (SRA)...
        ...to prevent Cameron Archer (SM) from latching onto Tony Fitzpatrick's pass. 
Min 75: Tony Fitzpatrick (SM) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Lian Calftun (SRA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 75: The ball is crossed in and Alan Matters heads away but only to Gresham Brimfool (SRA)...
        ...a neat hit and Shamal George just gets to it for the save.
Min 75: Dresser Prendel on for Lian Calftun(DF)...
        ...Dresser Prendel will play DF.
Min 75: Ser Richer Shakest on for Anstler Herd(MF)...
        ...Ser Richer Shakest will play MF.
Min 80: The ball is played back towards the box by Striller Harp (SRA)...
        ...Alan Matters heads out...
        ...only for Long Hearthall to try and audacious first time volley...
        ...which Shamal George has to push over the top.
Min 82: Mondo Polestar (SRA) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Ser Richer Shakest...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 0 - SRA 2
Min 88: A woeful back-pass by Dresser Prendel...
        ...Chic Young (SM) races onto the ball...
        ...and slots it under Multon Klayhammer...
        ...and into the back of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...St. Mirren pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: SM 1 - SRA 2
Min 89: Stranraer's on the attack after Weerie Opollo robs Alan Matters...
        ...and he rolls a low cross to Long Hearthall...
        ...and Long Hearthall sidefoots low into the net GOAL!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 1 - SRA 3


FINAL SCORE: St. Mirren 1 - Stranraer 3


Man Of The Match: Shamal George (SM)

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Shamal George             31 31 31 13  4  n  0  9  0  0 90  7
SW Alan Piers                26 26 26 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Hans Holston              20 20 20 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Phil Dent                 23 23 23 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Alan Matters              22 22 22 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Blue Wicked               27 33 33 24  5  a  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Tony Fitzpatrick          28 35 35 25  2  a  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Gary Shaw                 30 37 37 27  0  a  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Frank Lampard             33 41 41 29  0  a  0  0  0  1 90  5
WG Man Hatten                20 20 20 18  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Gary Linarcer             33 41 41 33  2  a  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Cameron Archer            27 33 33 27  2  a  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Chic Young                28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  1  2 45  6

Stranraer
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Multon Klayhammer         32 32 32 14  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW Koern Lyratt              30 30 30 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Striller Harp             30 30 30 24  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Jestry Murg               33 33 33 26  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Lryrn Kyrett              27 27 27 21  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Lian Calftun              34 34 34 27  0  n  0  0  0  1 75  6
DF Dresser Prendel           21 21 21 16  9  n  0  0  0  0 15  6
MF Gresham Brimfool          26 26 26 23  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Anstler Herd              27 27 27 24  0  n  0  0  0  0 75  6
MF Ser Richer Shakest        24 24 24 24  8  n  0  0  1  1 15  6
WG Weerie Opollo             21 21 21 18  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Looper Indertag           20 20 20 20  6  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
FW Mondo Polestar            30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
FW Long Hearthall            33 33 33 33  1  n  0  0  1  6 60  7

Statistics        SM SRA
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Halftime           0   0
Fulltime           1   3
Shots On Target    4  12
Shots              4  15
Saves              8   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   1
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      69  62
Revenue           94  94

Attendance: 17281

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   SM  N  58.50 162.20 193.95 
  1  SRA  N  92.00 190.10 159.75 
 31  SRA  N  92.00 190.10 172.75 
 46   SM  N  48.50 122.20 215.95 
 76  SRA  N  85.50 175.60 167.25 

 Trainer's Report
Frank Lampard (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Striller Harp (SRA) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).