Annan Athletic                            Cowdenbeath
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Giant Hans                26 10  n     GK Tommy Armour              23 10  n
DF Clears Itt                30 10  n     DF Paul Lawrie               25  5  p
DF Heed Daball               30 10  n     DF Viktor Hovland            18  5  p
DF Getz DaBall               26 10  n     DF Jon Rahm                  10  9  p
DF Slab Head                 21  3  n     DF Jamie Carnihan            10 10  n
MF Fred Daball               30  8  n     MF Stephen Gallacher         13  9  n
MF Throo DaMiddle            26 10  n     MF Sam Torrance               6 10  n
MF Three Kick                25 10  n     WG Zozo Bishop               17  6  n
MF Baka Dinetti              24 10  n     WG Ludvig Aberg               4 10  n
FW Top Binns                 30  8  n     FW James Drummond            30  5  p
FW Jizz Hornkamp             27  8  n     FW Toni Bishop               20  8  n

Min 0: Annan opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Mad Cows will play a 4-2-4 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Leon Permentier (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 2: Baka Dinetti (ANN) and Fred Daball break for Annan...
        ...Fred Daball looks to have found space into which to recieve Baka Dinetti's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Jamie Carnihan (COW) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 3: Foolish Tommy Armour (COW) handballs deliberately...
        ...that earns a yellow card!
Min 4: Toni Bishop (COW) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Getz DaBall (ANN) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 5: Throo DaMiddle (ANN) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Three Kick...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Daniel Fitzgerald's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: ANN 1 - COW 0
Min 7: Baka Dinetti (ANN) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Three Kick...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but Tommy Armour is there to make the save!
Min 17: Stephen Gallacher (COW) is booked for a nasty looking clash on Slab Head and that elbow to the face was more suited to a MMA match than a football game ffs.
Min 23: The ball is hooked on towards Top Binns (ANN)...
        ...who takes on Viktor Hovland on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Three Kick...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Tommy Armour.
Min 23: Top Binns (ANN) is booked for a heavy tackle on James Drummond and its a stramash and handbags now. 
Min 27: Baka Dinetti (ANN) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Top Binns but it evades him...
        ...Viktor Hovland (COW) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 29: The ball comes in to the area from Jizz Hornkamp...
        ...he rattles it off Tommy Armour...
        ...Top Binns (ANN) tries his best to miss but scores. GOAL!...
        ...Annan are looking strong now...
        ...score now: ANN 2 - COW 0
Min 29: Zozo Bishop (COW) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Toni Bishop but it evades him...
        ...Heed Daball (ANN) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 39: Here it is..Jizz Hornkamp (ANN) flicks on into the path of Throo DaMiddle...
        ...who spins away from Viktor Hovland...
        ...to lob over the advancing Tommy Armour. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Annan; Coach Alan Bishop is furious...
        ...score now: ANN 3 - COW 0
Min 42: Slab Head (ANN) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Jizz Hornkamp peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header to breach Tommy Armour's goal...
        ...Alan Bishop suggests to Tommy Armour that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: ANN 4 - COW 0
Min 45: Ewan Ferguson on for Paul Lawrie(DF)...
        ...Ewan Ferguson will play DF.
Min 45: Boab McMillan on for Viktor Hovland(DF)...
        ...Boab McMillan will play DF.
Min 45: Tiger Woods on for James Drummond(FW)...
        ...Tiger Woods will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Annan 4 - Cowdenbeath 0

Min 47: Now the ball comes to Stephen Gallacher (COW)...
        ...Zozo Bishop has space on the left and Stephen Gallacher tries to play him in...
        ...only for Clears Itt (ANN) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 48: Three Kick (ANN) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Fred Daball...
        ...and the Englishman knocks it straight at Tommy Armour who calmly collects it.
Min 56: A superb strike from Three Kick (ANN)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Mad Cows goalie Tommy Armour.
Min 62: Fred Daball (ANN) nods the ball down for Throo DaMiddle on the edge of the box...
        ...Throo DaMiddle takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Tommy Armour rushes of his line...
        ...Throo DaMiddle gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Tommy Armour...
        ...but Tommy Armour just gets a fingertip to it to knock it out of danger.
Min 65: Lovely chip from Three Kick (ANN)...
        ...Top Binns was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Tommy Armour.
Min 72: Lovely chip from Throo DaMiddle (ANN)...
        ...Three Kick was brave...
        ...and knocks the ball past the onrushing Tommy Armour  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Annan; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: ANN 5 - COW 0
Min 77: Baka Dinetti (ANN) finds Jizz Hornkamp...
        ...but he hesitates and Jamie Carnihan (COW) is able to make the tackle.
Min 83: Baka Dinetti's (ANN) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Ewan Ferguson (COW)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Tommy Armour.
Min 88: Jizz Hornkamp opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Jamie Carnihan greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?


FINAL SCORE: Annan 5 - Cowdenbeath 0


Man Of The Match: Three Kick (ANN)

Annan Athletic
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Giant Hans                26 26 26 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Slab Head                 21 21 21 16 -3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Heed Daball               30 30 30 24  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Getz DaBall               26 26 26 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Clears Itt                30 30 30 24  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Fred Daball               30 30 30 27  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Throo DaMiddle            26 26 26 23  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
MF Three Kick                25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  2  5 90  9
MF Baka Dinetti              24 24 24 24  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Jizz Hornkamp             27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Top Binns                 30 30 30 30  2  n  4  0  1  2 90  7

Cowdenbeath
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Tommy Armour              23 23 23 10  4  n  4  6  0  0 90  6
DF Jon Rahm                  10  7  7  8  4  p  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Jamie Carnihan            10 10 10  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Paul Lawrie               25 18 18 20  2  p  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF Viktor Hovland            18 13 13 14  2  p  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF Ewan Ferguson             23 17 17 18  2  p  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Boab McMillan             16 12 12 12  1  p  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Sam Torrance               6  6  6  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Stephen Gallacher         13 13 13 11  3  n  4  0  0  0 90  0
WG Zozo Bishop               17 17 17 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Ludvig Aberg               4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW James Drummond            30 22 22 30  2  p  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Toni Bishop               20 20 20 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Tiger Woods                2  2  2  2  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       ANN COW
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target   11   0
Shots             11   0
Saves              0   6
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      72  41
Revenue           82  82

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  ANN  N  64.20 171.19 168.84 
  1  COW  S  28.80  80.25  76.05 
 46  COW  S  27.60  78.25  60.15 
 47  ANN  N  60.15 171.19 172.88 

 Trainer's Report
Jizz Hornkamp (ANN) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Tommy Armour (COW) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.