Dumbarton                                 Saint Mirren
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Harry Cobden               9 10  n     GK Nowt Matters              17  6  n
SW Sam Twiston-Davies        27  8  p     DF Gary Shaw                 30  5  n
DF Colin Keane               29  8  p     DF Hans Holston              25  8  n
DF Mark Durnan               11 10  n     DF Sandy Hartson             19  7  n
DF Two Left Feet Pete         8  6  n     DF Alan Partridge            10  6  n
DF Rex Dingle                 7 10  n     MF Chic Young                15  4  n
MF Sean Bowen                28  5  p     MF John McGinn               11  8  n
MF Henry Brooke              21  7  p     MF Che Adams                  6  6  n
WG Leighton McIntosh         18  4  p     FW Frank Lampard             32  6  n
WG Jamie Hamilton            14 10  n     FW Cameron Archer            22  7  n
FW Ross Chapman              21  5  p     FW Jonah Ayunga              14  6  n

Min 0: Dumbarton opens up with a 5-2-3 S while the Paisley Buddies will play a 4-3-3 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: Age 0 player out of position: Chic Young...
        ...Chic Young(SM) is forced to reposition to FW (Age 0 player).
Min 5: Frank Lampard (SM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Colin Keane (DUM).
Min 12: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Sean Bowen (DUM)...
        ...but the impressive Hans Holston (SM) is able to get the ball back to Nowt Matters.
Min 13: Frank Lampard (SM) bends his shot past Harry Cobden and inside the post....
        ...Excellent goal! ...
        ...it's a lead that Malcolm MacLaren's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: DUM 0 - SM 1
Min 21: Harry Cobden (DUM) booked for what looked like an unintentional trip...
        ...he is rolling about and making a meal of this...
        ...the strict Ref holds aloft a Yellow Card.
Min 27: Chic Young (SM) does well on the left and crosses towards Frank Lampard...
        ...the Englishman meets it with a neat header...
        ...past Harry Cobden and into the net GOAL!...
        ...St. Mirren are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DUM 0 - SM 2
Min 32: Leighton McIntosh breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Jamie Hamilton on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Gary Shaw's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Nowt Matters and over the bar.
Min 32: Haud yer weesht bawbag...Frank Lampard (SM) flicks on into the path of Sandy Hartson...
        ...who spins away like a dancer on Strictly from Mark Durnan...
        ...to lob over the advancing Harry Cobden but wide. A-HA! But that was... liquid football. 
Min 34: Cameron Archer's (SM) superb ball...
        ...is headed home by an umarked Frank Lampard from six yards out. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for St. Mirren; Coach Colin Scott is furious...
        ...score now: DUM 0 - SM 3
Min 36: Aidan Fitzpatrick on for Leighton McIntosh(WG)...
        ...Aidan Fitzpatrick will play WG.
Min 37: Superb sliding block by Two Left Feet Pete (DUM) denies Chic Young a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Jonah Ayunga in the Dumbarton box.
Min 38: Chic Young and Sandy Hartson weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Bolivian scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Dumbarton defense and lifts a classy ball high but Harry Cobden gets a hand to it!
Min 39: Frank Lampard (SM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Colin Keane (DUM).
Min 41: Great tackle by Gary Shaw (SM)...
        ...to prevent Aidan Fitzpatrick (DUM) from latching onto Ross Chapman's pass. 
Min 41: Frank Lampard and Hans Holston weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Dutchman scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Dumbarton defense and lifts a classy finish over Harry Cobden.  GOAL!...
        ...Colin Scott suggests to Harry Cobden that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: DUM 0 - SM 4
Min 44: Great tackle by Colin Keane (DUM)...
        ...to prevent Jonah Ayunga (SM) from latching onto Cameron Archer's pass. 
Min 45: Tony Fitzpatrick on for Frank Lampard(FW)...
        ...Tony Fitzpatrick will play SW.
Min 45: Gary Linarcer  on for Chic Young(FW)...
        ...Gary Linarcer  will play FW.
Min 45: He Rick Larson on for Jonah Ayunga(FW)...
        ...He Rick Larson will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Dumbarton 0 - St. Mirren 4

Min 46: Age 0 player out of position: Tony Fitzpatrick...
        ...Tony Fitzpatrick(SM) is forced to reposition to MF (Age 0 player).
Min 54: Rab Havlin on for Sean Bowen(MF)...
        ...Rab Havlin will play MF.
Min 54: Sean Quinlan on for Ross Chapman(FW)...
        ...Sean Quinlan will play FW.
Min 59: Gary Shaw (SM) booked for what looked like an unintentional trip...
        ...he is rolling about and making a meal of this...
        ...the strict Ref holds aloft a Yellow Card.
Min 62: Tony Fitzpatrick (SM) nods the ball down for Cameron Archer on the edge of the box...
        ...Cameron Archer takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Harry Cobden rushes of his line...
        ...Cameron Archer gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Sam Twiston-Davies (DUM)!
Min 67: Gary Linarcer  (SM) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Mark Durnan (DUM) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 70: Superb sliding block by Mark Durnan (DUM) denies Gary Linarcer  a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Cameron Archer in the Dumbarton box.
Min 77: Terrible Sons of the Rock defending as Colin Keane gave it away to Gary Linarcer  (SM)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Harry Cobden...
        ...but it came back to Cameron Archer and his shot took a deflection over the bar.
Min 86: Alan Partridge's (SM) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Colin Keane (DUM)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Harry Cobden.
Min 88: Gary Linarcer  (SM) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Cameron Archer but it evades him...
        ...Sam Twiston-Davies (DUM) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.


FINAL SCORE: Dumbarton 0 - St. Mirren 4


Man Of The Match: Frank Lampard (SM)

Dumbarton
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Harry Cobden               9  9  9  4  4  n  4  1  0  0 90  5
SW Sam Twiston-Davies        27 20 20 18  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Colin Keane               29 17 17 26  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Rex Dingle                 7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Two Left Feet Pete         8  8  8  6  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Mark Durnan               11 11 11  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Sean Bowen                28 21 21 25  2  p  0  0  0  0 54  6
MF Henry Brooke              21 15 15 18  2  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Rab Havlin                28 21 21 25  2  p  0  0  0  0 36  6
WG Leighton McIntosh         18 13 13 16  2  p  0  0  0  0 36  6
WG Jamie Hamilton            14 14 14 12  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Aidan Fitzpatrick         22 16 16 19  4  p  0  0  0  0 54  6
FW Ross Chapman              21 15 15 21  2  p  0  0  0  0 54  6
FW Sean Quinlan              30 22 22 30  5  p  0  0  0  0 36  6

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Nowt Matters              17  8  8 11  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hans Holston              25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Alan Partridge            10 10 10  8  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sandy Hartson             19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Gary Shaw                 30 24 24 27 -1  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF He Rick Larson             9  9  9  7  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Che Adams                  6  4  4  6  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF John McGinn               11 11 11  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tony Fitzpatrick          17 17 17 15  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Chic Young                15 15 15 15  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Jonah Ayunga              14 14 14 14  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Cameron Archer            22 22 22 22  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Frank Lampard             32 25 25 28  3  n  0  0  3  3 45  7
FW Gary Linarcer             32 32 32 32  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       DUM  SM
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Halftime           0   4
Fulltime           0   4
Shots On Target    0   5
Shots              1   7
Saves              1   0
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      53  66
Revenue           64  64

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  DUM  S  41.50 121.31  64.11 
  1   SM  L  46.80  90.79 123.39 
 37  DUM  S  41.50 121.31  68.31 
 46   SM  L  52.20 108.29 106.19 
 55  DUM  S  41.50 121.31  75.31 

 Trainer's Report
Nowt Matters (SM) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Sam Twiston-Davies (DUM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Sean Bowen (DUM) played 54 minutes and earned a CP.
Aidan Fitzpatrick (DUM) played 54 minutes and earned a TP.
Hans Holston (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Tony Fitzpatrick (SM) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Chic Young (SM) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Gary Shaw (SM) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).