Clydebank                                 Hearts
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Duncan Bannatyne          15  6  n     GK Tim Vine                  26 10  n
DF David Syme                23  7  n     DF Craig Levein              31  8  n
DF Phil McCraken             10  4  n     DF Kye Rowles                25  6  n
DF George Foreman             8  4  n     DF Daniel Oyegoke            16 10  n
DF Adam Hodge                 5  6  n     DF Gorgie Road                9 10  n
MF Jimmy McCulloch           16  5  n     MF Graeme Souness            20  6  n
MF James Cosmo               14  4  n     MF Derek McInnes             18  7  n
MF Danny Invincible           5  6  n     MF Cammie Devlin             15  6  n
FW Derek Ferguson            26  5  n     WG Alexandros Kyziridis      14  8  n
FW Blair Millar              10  6  n     FW Blair Spittal             24  8  n
FW Gu Wang Lok                3 10  n     FW Kraken Player             21  6  n

Min 0: Clydebank opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Jam Tarts will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is James White (HOMER/FAIR).
Min 5: James Cosmo (CB) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Craig Levein (HEA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 5: With Clydebank so far forward a rare Heart of Midlothian break sees Daniel Oyegoke play a long diagonal pass for Kraken Player...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 14: Brilliant play by Kraken Player (HEA) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Kye Rowles...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Duncan Bannatyne.
Min 16: Craig Levein finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Duncan Bannatyne palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Derek McInnes who heads the ball...
        ...and it is collected by Duncan Bannatyne for the save.
Min 17: Duncan Bannatyne (CB) is booked for a nasty looking clash on Alexandros Kyziridis and that elbow to the face was more suited to a MMA match than a football game ffs.
Min 19: Kraken Player (HEA) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams it into the roof of the net!  GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Dave Smyth's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 1
Min 20: Danny Invincible (CB) slides in late on Derek McInnes...
        ...and that has to be a booking for the Australian. 
Min 23: Kraken Player (HEA) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Cammie Devlin...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...Heart of Midlothian are looking strong now...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 2
Min 37: Daniel Oyegoke (HEA) lays the ball off for Derek McInnes around the D...
        ...he looks to bend one into the top corner...
        ...and gets it horribly wrong and horribly wide. 
Min 44: Graeme Souness (HEA) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Scotsman striker Blair Spittal...
        ...whose finish is saved by Duncan Bannatyne.
Min 45: John McGinn on for Derek Ferguson(FW)...
        ...John McGinn will play MF.
Min 45: Lee Mack on for Cammie Devlin(MF)...
        ...Lee Mack will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Clydebank 0 - Heart of Midlothian 2

Min 58: Jimmy McCulloch (CB) swings a ball in to the Heart of Midlothian box...
        ...but the presence of Daniel Oyegoke (HEA) means it is easily cleared.
Min 59: The yellow card comes out...
        ...and it looks like Blair Millar (CB) has been booked.
Min 60: Jon Richardson on for Kraken Player(FW)...
        ...Jon Richardson will play MF.
Min 62: Craig Levein (HEA) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams it into the roof of the net!  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Heart of Midlothian; Coach Craig Bucknall is furious...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 3
Min 63: The ball is hooked on towards John McGinn (CB)...
        ...who takes on Kye Rowles on the edge of the area...
        ...Kye Rowles  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 65: One pass too many from Clydebank and Heart of Midlothian soon get a cross in...
        ...Blair Spittal (HEA) gets his head to it...
        ...but Duncan Bannatyne is untroubled by that one.
Min 68: Blair Spittal finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Duncan Bannatyne palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Alexandros Kyziridis who heads the ball...
        ...but Phil McCraken (CB) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 69: John McGinn(CB) limps off the pitch...
        ...Budgie McGhie (CB) on for John McGinn at MF.
Min 70: Jimmy McCulloch (CB) swings a ball in to the Heart of Midlothian box...
        ...but the presence of Craig Levein (HEA) means it is easily cleared.
Min 73: Alexandros Kyziridis (HEA) and Kye Rowles break for Heart of Midlothian...
        ...Kye Rowles looks to have found space into which to recieve Alexandros Kyziridis's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Adam Hodge (CB) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 76: Lee Mack (HEA) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Adam Hodge (CB) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 82: Derek McInnes (HEA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Jon Richardson but it evades him...
        ...Adam Hodge (CB) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 88: Adam Hodge gets overlapped by Lee Mack (HEA)...
        ...who threads it to Gorgie Road...
        ...who hits it right into the hands of Duncan Bannatyne.


FINAL SCORE: Clydebank 0 - Heart of Midlothian 3


Man Of The Match: Craig Levein (HEA)

Clydebank
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Duncan Bannatyne          15 15 15  6  0  n  4  5  0  0 90  6
DF George Foreman             8  8  8  6 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF David Syme                23 23 23 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Phil McCraken             10 10 10  8 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Adam Hodge                 5  5  5  4  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jimmy McCulloch           16 16 16 14 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF James Cosmo               14 11 11 14 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Danny Invincible           5  4  4  4  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
MF John McGinn               23 23 23 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 24  6
MF Budgie McGhie             18 18 18 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 21  6
FW Blair Millar              10 10 10 10  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Derek Ferguson            26 20 20 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Gu Wang Lok                3  3  3  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Hearts
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Tim Vine                  26 26 26 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kye Rowles                25 25 25 20  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Gorgie Road                9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Craig Levein              31 31 31 24  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Daniel Oyegoke            16 16 16 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Graeme Souness            20 20 20 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Derek McInnes             18 18 18 16  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Cammie Devlin             15 15 15 13  3  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF Jon Richardson            10 10 10  9  8  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Lee Mack                  17 13 13 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Alexandros Kyziridis      14 14 14 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Kraken Player             21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  1  1 60  6
FW Blair Spittal             24 24 24 24  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6

Statistics        CB HEA
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Halftime           0   2
Fulltime           0   3
Shots On Target    0   8
Shots              0   9
Saves              5   0
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       3   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      41  54
Revenue           63  63

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   CB  N  27.60  71.16  75.11 
  1  HEA  N  48.60 114.31 127.36 
 46   CB  N  27.60  82.66  72.36 
 46  HEA  N  48.60 113.31 125.86 
 61  HEA  N  48.60 118.31 111.66 
 69   CB  N  27.60  80.16  68.61 

 Trainer's Report
John McGinn (CB) suffered a thigh bruise.
Cammie Devlin (HEA) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
John McGinn (CB) only played 24 minutes and could not be coached.
David Syme (CB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Graeme Souness (HEA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Gorgie Road (HEA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.