Saint Mirren                              Hearts
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK David Raya                15  8  n     GK Tim Vine                  34 10  n
DF Phil Dent                 18  6  n     DF Gorgie Road               29  9  n
DF Alan Barsteward           17  8  n     DF Craig Levein              27 10  n
DF Sandy Hartson             15  7  n     DF Aaron Hickey              26  7  n
DF Alan Partridge            10  8  n     DF Kye Rowles                20  8  n
MF Frank Lampard             29  7  n     MF Graeme Souness            25  7  n
MF Blue Wicked               20  8  n     MF Derek McInnes             13  8  n
MF Nowt Matters              12  8  n     MF Alex Rae                  11  8  n
MF Jonah Ayunga               8  8  n     FW Arthur Seat               39  7  n
MF John Smith                 8 10  n     FW Blair Spittal             19  5  n
FW Chic Young                29  8  n     FW Kraken Player             16  8  n

Min 0: St. Mirren opens up with a 4-5-1 N while the Jam Tarts will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Alon Atie (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 0: Dave Smyth (HEA) - Away goals still count as double i think 
Min 1: Age 0 player out of position: Alan Barsteward...
        ...Alan Barsteward(SM) is forced to reposition to SW (Age 0 player).
Min 2: David Raya rushes out to block the Arthur Seat's (HEA) route to goal...
        ...but Arthur Seat drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Phil Dent covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Gorgie Road pounces on the clearance and slams it home!  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Jam Tarts...
        ...score now: SM 0 - HEA 1
Min 2: Tony Fitzpatrick on for John Smith(MF)...
        ...Tony Fitzpatrick will play DF.
Min 3: Here it is..Derek McInnes (HEA) flicks on into the path of Arthur Seat...
        ...who spins away from Phil Dent...
        ...to lob over the advancing David Raya. GOAL!...
        ...Heart of Midlothian are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 0 - HEA 2
Min 6: Alex Rae (HEA) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by David Raya!
Min 7: The Jam Tarts sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Frank Lampard's (SM) ball into the box is cut out by Aaron Hickey (HEA).
Min 8: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Arthur Seat is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the home crowd on this occasion!?
Min 13: Aaron Hickey (HEA) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Kraken Player with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by David Raya.
Min 14: Blue Wicked opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Craig Levein greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 15: Aaron Hickey (HEA) nods the ball down for Arthur Seat on the edge of the box...
        ...Arthur Seat takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and David Raya rushes of his line...
        ...Arthur Seat gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Sandy Hartson (SM)!
Min 20: Frank Lampard (SM) seizes on a horrible clearance from the American keeper...
        ...finds Blue Wicked busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...and misses the right post by inches!
Min 22: Frank Lampard almost penetrates Jam Tarts's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Craig Levein would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 30: Alan Matters on for Jonah Ayunga(MF)...
        ...Alan Matters will play DF.
Min 34: Heart of Midlothian deep in St. Mirren territory...
        ...Craig Levein gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Blair Spittal heads the ball down and into the net GOAL! Just like Messi!...
        ...yet another one for Heart of Midlothian; Coach Malcolm MacLaren is furious...
        ...score now: SM 0 - HEA 3
Min 34: SM now playing Stall
Min 42: Aaron Hickey (HEA) takes the ball into the Paisley Buddies half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Blair Spittal...
        ...who slips it past David Raya. GOAL!...
        ...Malcolm MacLaren suggests to David Raya that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SM 0 - HEA 4
Min 42: Derek McInnes (HEA) booked for what looked like a dive by the home side's Chic Young. ...
        ...He is unlucky to get a yellow card for that. Away fans give the ref some Scottish verbal abuse!
Min 45: Shamal George on for David Raya(GK)...
        ...Shamal George will play GK.
Min 45: Lee Mack on for Blair Spittal(FW)...
        ...Lee Mack will play WG.
Min 45: John Smith on for Arthur Seat(FW)...
        ...John Smith will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: St. Mirren 0 - Heart of Midlothian 4

Min 48: Chic Young (SM) swings a ball in to the Heart of Midlothian box...
        ...but the presence of Gorgie Road (HEA) means it is easily cleared.
Min 57: Nowt Matters (SM) puts in a cross...
        ...but Craig Levein (HEA) clears with ease.
Min 62: Chic Young (SM) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Craig Levein (HEA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 79: Derek McInnes (HEA) puts in a cross...
        ...but Alan Partridge (SM) clears with ease.
Min 80: Chic Young's (SM) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Kye Rowles (HEA)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Tim Vine.
Min 82: Kye Rowles (HEA) nods the ball down for Lee Mack on the edge of the box...
        ...Lee Mack takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Shamal George rushes of his line...
        ...Lee Mack gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Sandy Hartson (SM)!


FINAL SCORE: St. Mirren 0 - Heart of Midlothian 4


Man Of The Match: Gorgie Road (HEA)

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK David Raya                15 15 15  6  5  n  0  2  0  0 45  5
GK Shamal George             34 34 34 15  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
SW Alan Barsteward           17 17 17 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Alan Partridge            10 10 10  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sandy Hartson             15 15 15 13  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Phil Dent                 18 18 18 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Tony Fitzpatrick          30 24 24 27  0  n  0  0  0  0 88  5
DF Alan Matters              25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
MF Blue Wicked               20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Nowt Matters              12  7  7  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jonah Ayunga               8  6  6  8  6  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Frank Lampard             29 29 29 26  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF John Smith                 8  8  8  7  9  n  0  0  0  0  2  6
FW Chic Young                29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Hearts
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Tim Vine                  34 34 34 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kye Rowles                20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Aaron Hickey              26 26 26 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Gorgie Road               29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Craig Levein              27 27 27 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF John Smith                 8  8  8  6  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Graeme Souness            25 25 25 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Derek McInnes             13 13 13 11  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Alex Rae                  11 11 11  9  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Lee Mack                  13 13 13 11  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Arthur Seat               39 39 39 39  4  n  4  0  1  1 45  6
FW Kraken Player             16 16 16 16  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Blair Spittal             19 19 19 19  2  n  0  0  2  2 45  7

Statistics        SM HEA
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Halftime           0   4
Fulltime           0   4
Shots On Target    0   6
Shots              1   6
Saves              2   0
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      53  56
Revenue           86  86

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   SM  N  38.50 116.80 114.05 
  1  HEA  N  61.20 134.45 139.10 
  3   SM  N  50.50 136.80 114.05 
 31   SM  N  63.00 158.80 115.80 
 35   SM  S  63.00 187.80  63.80 
 46  HEA  N  63.80 142.45 102.45 

 Trainer's Report
SM paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Kye Rowles (HEA) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Blue Wicked (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Alan Barsteward (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Alan McLaren (HEA) did not appear in the match and could not be coached.
Alex Rae (HEA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.