Aberdeen                                  Clydebank
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Kenny Arthur              26  6  n     GK Duncan Bannatyne          18  9  n
SW Willie Miller             12 10  n     SW J  Cancelo                 5  7  n
DF Andy Glass                25  9  n     DF George Foreman            12 10  n
DF Scott McKenna             21  6  n     DF Adam Hodge                 8  8  n
DF Graeme Shinnie            16  6  n     DF Danny Invincible           7 10  n
MF Noel Burke                25  6  n     MF Derek Ferguson            20 10  n
MF Geddy Lee                 18  9  n     MF Lewis Ferguson             4 10  n
MF Mason                      8 10  n     MF Marti Pellow               3 10  n
FW Mark McGhee               24  6  n     FW Kevin Gallacher           29  7  n
FW Alex Harvey               23  9  n     FW Blair Millar              15  7  n
FW Joe Miller                15 10  n     FW Gu Wang Lok                5  8  n

Min 0: Aberdeen opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Bankies will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Stewart Miller (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 2: The Bankies sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Scott McKenna's (ABE) ball into the box is cut out by Danny Invincible (CB).
Min 3: Haud yer weesht bawbag...Alex Harvey (ABE) flicks on into the path of Noel Burke...
        ...who spins away like a dancer on Strictly from Adam Hodge...
        ...to lob over the advancing Duncan Bannatyne but wide. A-HA! But that was... liquid football. 
Min 9: Mark McGhee (ABE) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Noel Burke...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but it flies just inches over the bar!
Min 16: Joe Miller slides the ball under Duncan Bannatyne...
        ...and into the right-hand corner of the net  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Dons...
        ...score now: ABE 1 - CB 0
Min 17: Noel Burke (ABE) does well on the left and crosses towards Mark McGhee...
        ...the Scotsman meets it with a neat header...
        ...punched to safety by Duncan Bannatyne.
Min 20: Mark McGhee (ABE) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams it into the roof of the net!  GOAL!...
        ...Aberdeen are looking strong now...
        ...score now: ABE 2 - CB 0
Min 28: Duncan Bannatyne rushes out to block the Noel Burke's (ABE) route to goal...
        ...but Noel Burke drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Adam Hodge covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Alex Harvey pounces on the clearance and slams it home!  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Aberdeen; Coach Craig Bucknall is furious...
        ...score now: ABE 3 - CB 0
Min 28: Matt Niven on for J  Cancelo(SW)...
        ...Matt Niven will play DF.
Min 29: Alex Harvey (ABE) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Clydebank defense to Mark McGhee...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Duncan Bannatyne rushes off his line and Mark McGhee slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Duncan Bannatyne!
Min 35: Alex Harvey (ABE) in space inside the area...
        ...he slices his shot but it finds Joe Miller...
        ...who simply sidefoots home GOAL!...
        ...Craig Bucknall suggests to Duncan Bannatyne that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: ABE 4 - CB 0
Min 37: Derek Ferguson (CB) and Blair Millar break for Clydebank...
        ...Blair Millar looks to have found space into which to recieve Derek Ferguson's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Andy Glass (ABE) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 44: Alex Harvey is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Aberdeen; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: ABE 5 - CB 0
Min 45: Jason Holt on for Mark McGhee(FW)...
        ...Jason Holt will play MF.
Min 45: Jamie McCabe on for Kenny Arthur(GK)...
        ...Jamie McCabe will play GK.
Min 45: Kevin Bridges on for Kevin Gallacher(FW)...
        ...Kevin Bridges will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Aberdeen 5 - Clydebank 0

Min 47: Joe Miller (ABE) hooks the ball away from Adam Hodge...
        ...and Alex Harvey dives in...
        ...and heads down but Duncan Bannatyne was there for the save!
Min 50: Danny Invincible (CB) finds Kevin Bridges steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Scott McKenna (ABE) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 50: Willie Miller (ABE) is going to be in trouble now...
        ...that was an over the ball tackle by the numpty on Kevin Bridges (CB)...
        ...the referee goes in to his pocket and flashes a RED CARD!...
        ...Willie Miller (ABE) is SENT OFF!...
        ...manager Ross Hayworth will be up to high doh with that STRAIGHT RED CARD! 
Min 55: Noel Burke (ABE) puts in a cross...
        ...but Danny Invincible (CB) clears with ease.
Min 56: Alex Harvey (ABE) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Adam Hodge (CB) is there to clear with his head.
Min 60: James Cosmo on for Kevin Bridges(MF)...
        ...James Cosmo will play FW.
Min 61: Blair Millar (CB) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Aberdeen defense to Matt Niven...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Jamie McCabe rushes off his line and Matt Niven slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Jamie McCabe!
Min 63: Adam Hodge (CB) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Graeme Shinnie (ABE).
Min 65: The Ref pulls Alex Harvey (ABE) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 68: The Ref pulls Gu Wang Lok (CB) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 70: Matt Niven (CB) finds Derek Ferguson steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Scott McKenna (ABE) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 76: Mason (ABE) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Geddy Lee...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...but Duncan Bannatyne can watch his shot drift by and out of danger.


FINAL SCORE: Aberdeen 5 - Clydebank 0


Man Of The Match: Mark McGhee (ABE)

Aberdeen
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Kenny Arthur              26 26 26 11  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
GK Jamie McCabe               5  5  5  2  7  n  0  1  0  0 45  6
SW Willie Miller             12 12 12  8  6  n 10  0  0  0 50  6
DF Scott McKenna             21 21 21 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Andy Glass                25 25 25 20  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Graeme Shinnie            16 16 16 12  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Noel Burke                25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Mason                      8  8  8  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Geddy Lee                 18 18 18 16  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jason Holt                 7  7  7  6  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Mark McGhee               24 24 24 24  3  n  0  0  1  3 45  7
FW Alex Harvey               23 23 23 23  3  n  4  0  2  3 90  7
FW Joe Miller                15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  2  2 90  7

Clydebank
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Duncan Bannatyne          18 18 18  8  3  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW J  Cancelo                 5  5  5  3  5  n  0  0  0  0 28  6
DF George Foreman            12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Danny Invincible           7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Adam Hodge                 8  8  8  6  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Matt Niven                23 23 23 18  5  n  0  0  0  1 62  6
MF Lewis Ferguson             4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Derek Ferguson            20 20 20 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Marti Pellow               3  3  3  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Kevin Bridges             33 26 26 33  9  n  0  0  0  0 15  6
FW Kevin Gallacher           29 29 29 29  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Blair Millar              15 15 15 15  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Gu Wang Lok                5  5  5  5  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW James Cosmo               17 17 17 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Statistics       ABE  CB
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Halftime           5   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    8   1
Shots             11   1
Saves              1   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      60  41
Revenue           68  68

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  ABE  N  43.00 122.33 138.58 
  1   CB  N  18.50  51.72  82.22 
 29   CB  N  30.00  69.72  85.47 
 46  ABE  N  43.00 125.83 119.83 
 46   CB  N  30.00  82.72  75.97 
 51  ABE  N  37.20 113.83 116.73 
 61   CB  N  30.00  69.72  73.47 

 Trainer's Report
ABE paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Joe Miller (ABE) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Alex Harvey (ABE) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Mark McGhee (ABE) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Geddy Lee (ABE) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Dylan Lobban (ABE) did not appear in the match and could not be trained.
Kevin Gallacher (CB) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Kevin Bridges (CB) only played 15 minutes and could not be coached.
Derek Ferguson (CB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Willie Miller (ABE) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).