Saint Johnstone                           Dundee United
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Josh Rae                  29  6  n     GK Dave Richaards            14 10  n
DF Scott McTominay           32  7  n     SW Declan Gallacher           8 10  n
DF Adrian Newey              23  6  n     DF George Fleming            12  9  n
DF Stevie Nicol              14  8  n     DF Craig Sibbald             11 10  n
MF Aaron Essel               25  8  n     DF Kevin Holt                 5 10  n
MF Tonton Zola Moukoko       24  6  n     MF Jort Van Der Sande        30  9  n
MF Hal Grimsby               15  4  n     MF Chris Mochrie             23  9  n
WG Buddy Good                30  6  n     MF Lucas Stephenson          12 10  n
FW Milo                      35 10  n     WG Zac Sapsford              17  3  n
FW Makenzie Kirk             28  6  n     WG Kristijan Trapanovski     16  6  n
FW Djeidi Gassama            13  8  n     FW Steven Fletcher            4 10  n

Min 0: St. Johnstone opens up with a 3-3-4 N while the Tangerine Arabs will play a 4-3-3 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: Adrian Newey (STJ) finds space on the left...
        ...he skirts the edge of the box...
        ...and hits a right foot shot...
        ...Makenzie Kirk sticks a leg out and deflects the ball past Dave Richaards...
        ...who had already started to dive the other way. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Mark Creasey's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: STJ 1 - DUU 0
Min 2: Hal Grimsby crosses for the Perth Saints...
        ...Dave Richaards plucks that comfortably out of the air.
Min 7: Milo's (STJ) superb ball...
        ...is headed home by an umarked Tonton Zola Moukoko from six yards out. GOAL!...
        ...St. Johnstone are looking strong now...
        ...score now: STJ 2 - DUU 0
Min 9: Milo (STJ) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...which gives Dave Richaards no chance GOAL!!!...
        ...yet another one for St. Johnstone; Coach Mark Boland is furious...
        ...score now: STJ 3 - DUU 0
Min 12: Buddy Good (STJ) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but George Fleming (DUU) is there to clear with his head.
Min 14: Aaron Essel (STJ) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Milo takes advantage to fire past Dave Richaards from close range GOAL!...
        ...Mark Boland suggests to Dave Richaards that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: STJ 4 - DUU 0
Min 14: Zac Sapsford (DUU) finds Chris Mochrie steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Adrian Newey (STJ) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 25: Aaron Essel (STJ) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Milo...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...past Dave Richaards. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for St. Johnstone; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: STJ 5 - DUU 0
Min 25: Zac Sapsford (DUU) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Adrian Newey (STJ) is there to clear with his head.
Min 31: Kristijan Trapanovski (DUU) puts in a cross...
        ...but Adrian Newey (STJ) clears with ease.
Min 33: The ball is hooked on towards Kristijan Trapanovski (DUU)...
        ...who takes on Scott McTominay on the edge of the area...
        ...Scott McTominay  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 34: The Perth Saints sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Zac Sapsford's (DUU) ball into the box is cut out by Stevie Nicol (STJ).
Min 45: Geddy Lee on for Hal Grimsby(MF)...
        ...Geddy Lee will play MF.
Min 45: Cammy MacPherson on for Milo(FW)...
        ...Cammy MacPherson will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: St. Johnstone 5 - Dundee Utd 0

Min 55: Stevie Nicol (STJ) takes off down the left...
        ...he outpaces the defense picks out Makenzie Kirk...
        ...and St. Johnstone have a goal!...
        ...yet another one for St. Johnstone; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: STJ 6 - DUU 0
Min 55: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Steven Fletcher (DUU)...
        ...but the impressive Scott McTominay (STJ) is able to get the ball back to Josh Rae.
Min 56: Superb sliding block by Declan Gallacher (DUU) denies Buddy Good a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Makenzie Kirk in the Dundee Utd box.
Min 60: Billy Dodds on for Aaron Essel(MF)...
        ...Billy Dodds will play MF.
Min 65: Kristijan Trapanovski almost penetrates Perth Saints's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Cammy MacPherson would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 66: Great tackle by George Fleming (DUU)...
        ...to prevent Geddy Lee (STJ) from latching onto Tonton Zola Moukoko's pass. 
Min 68: The ball is hooked on towards Djeidi Gassama (STJ)...
        ...who takes on Craig Sibbald on the edge of the area...
        ...Craig Sibbald  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 75: The Ref pulls George Fleming (DUU) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 76: St. Johnstone deep in Dundee Utd territory...
        ...Tonton Zola Moukoko gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Geddy Lee heads the ball down and into the net GOAL! Just like Messi!...
        ...yet another one for St. Johnstone; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: STJ 7 - DUU 0
Min 81: Now the ball comes to Makenzie Kirk (STJ)...
        ...Geddy Lee has space on the left and Makenzie Kirk tries to play him in...
        ...only for Craig Sibbald (DUU) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 83: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Chris Mochrie (DUU)...
        ...but the impressive Adrian Newey (STJ) is able to get the ball back to Josh Rae.
Min 84: BAMPOT! Kristijan Trapanovski (DUU) has told the Makenzie Kirk to away an bile yer heid!!...
        ...the referee who is a twat consults his assistant...
        ...it's a RED CARD!! Kristijan Trapanovski goes tonto, while Mark Boland flicks the V sign at ref!
Min 90: Makenzie Kirk (STJ) finds Adrian Newey...
        ...but he hesitates and Kevin Holt (DUU) is able to make the tackle.


FINAL SCORE: St. Johnstone 7 - Dundee Utd 0


Man Of The Match: Adrian Newey (STJ)

Saint Johnstone
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Josh Rae                  29 29 29 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Stevie Nicol              14 14 14 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Scott McTominay           32 32 32 25  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Adrian Newey              23 23 23 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  8
DF Cammy MacPherson          10 10 10  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Aaron Essel               25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
MF Hal Grimsby               15 15 15 13  1  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Tonton Zola Moukoko       24 24 24 21  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Geddy Lee                 21 21 21 21  5  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF Billy Dodds               22 17 17 22  8  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
WG Buddy Good                30 30 30 27  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Milo                      35 35 35 35  7  n  0  0  3  3 45  7
FW Makenzie Kirk             28 28 28 28  0  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Djeidi Gassama            13 13 13 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Dundee United
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Dave Richaards            14 14 14  6  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  4
SW Declan Gallacher           8  8  8  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF George Fleming            12 12 12  9  3  n  4  0  0  0 90  0
DF Craig Sibbald             11 11 11  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Kevin Holt                 5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Chris Mochrie             23 23 23 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jort Van Der Sande        30 24 24 30  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Lucas Stephenson          12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Zac Sapsford              17 17 17 15 -3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Kristijan Trapanovski     16 16 16 14  0  n 10  0  0  0 84  6
FW Steven Fletcher            4  4  4  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       STJ DUU
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Halftime           5   0
Fulltime           7   0
Shots On Target    8   0
Shots              8   0
Saves              0   1
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   1
Avg SL% Used      63  42
Revenue           86  86

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  STJ  N  41.40 122.58 202.88 
  1  DUU  S  22.00 103.80  68.00 
 46  STJ  N  47.40 135.58 172.88 
 61  STJ  N  47.40 131.58 166.88 
 85  DUU  S  22.00 103.80  44.75 
 86  STJ  N  44.75 131.58 169.54 

 Trainer's Report
BLOWOUT!!! DUU used on average 42% SL, which is less than the required 50%.
Geddy Lee (STJ) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Aaron Essel (STJ) played 60 minutes and earned a CP.
Djeidi Gassama (STJ) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Dave Richaards (DUU) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Kristijan Trapanovski (DUU) played 84 minutes and earned a TP.
Kristijan Trapanovski (DUU) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).