Saint Mirren                              Dundee United
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Nigel Spink               30  6  n     GK Dave Richaards            25 10  n
SW Nowt Matters              26 10  n     SW Jimmy Briggs              14  7  n
DF Hans Holston              26  7  n     DF Ryan Strain               15  8  n
DF Alan Matters              23  6  n     DF George Fleming            10 10  n
MF Frank Lampard             28  7  n     DF Krisztian Keresztes        9  6  n
MF Gary Shaw                 25  7  n     DF Kevin Holt                 2 10  n
MF John McGinn               22  4  n     MF Louis Moult               18  5  n
MF Alan Wright                5  6  n     MF Declan Glass              12  6  n
FW Phil Dent                 32  5  n     MF Lucas Stephenson           8 10  n
FW Che Adams                 14  8  n     MF Craig Sibbald              4 10  n
FW Ollie Watkins              9 10  n     FW Steven Fletcher            1 10  n

Min 0: St. Mirren opens up with a 3-4-3 N while the Tangerine Arabs will play a 5-4-1 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is James White (HOMER/FAIR).
Min 2: One pass too many from Dundee Utd and St. Mirren soon get a cross in...
        ...Phil Dent (SM) gets his head to it...
        ...but Dave Richaards is untroubled by that one.
Min 4: Steven Fletcher (DUU) booked for a questionable foul on Phil Dent...
        ...its clear who the home team is today.
Min 7: Gary Shaw (SM) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Phil Dent but it evades him...
        ...Ryan Strain (DUU) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 9: John McGinn (SM) looks up and spots Phil Dent arriving in the box...
        ...the Scotsman tees up Phil Dent for the shot...
        ...he finds the back of the net with a low drive. GOAL!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Malcolm MacLaren's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: SM 1 - DUU 0
Min 11: Frank Lampard (SM) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which catches the goalkeeper Dave Richaards napping GOAL!!!...
        ...St. Mirren are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SM 2 - DUU 0
Min 13: Phil Dent (SM) finds space on the left...
        ...he skirts the edge of the box...
        ...and hits a right foot shot...
        ...Gary Shaw sticks a leg out and deflects the ball past Dave Richaards...
        ...and well wide of the net.
Min 21: Dave Richaards rushes out to block the Che Adams's (SM) route to goal...
        ...but Che Adams drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Kevin Holt covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Alan Matters pounces on the clearance but his shot flies wide!
Min 22: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Hans Holston (SM)...
        ...but the impressive Jimmy Briggs (DUU) is able to get the ball back to Dave Richaards.
Min 28: Ollie Watkins (SM) and Louis Moult involved in a bit of handbags...
        ...Ollie Watkins feels he is not getting enough protection...
        ...and took the law into his own hands by giving Louis Moult a solid kick up the arse as the ball went out of play...
        ...a yellow card and a few stern words for Ollie Watkins as the game continues.
Min 29: John McGinn (SM) has a shot...
        ...Dave Richaards parries...
        ...John McGinn gets onto it again...
        ...and Dave Richaards's second block falls for Frank Lampard...
        ...who half-volleys wide of the net.
Min 39: Declan Glass (DUU) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Hans Holston (SM) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 45: Gary Linarcer  on for Che Adams(FW)...
        ...Gary Linarcer  will play FW.
Min 45: Cameron Archer on for Ollie Watkins(FW)...
        ...Cameron Archer will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: St. Mirren 2 - Dundee Utd 0

Min 46: Alan Matters (SM) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Englishman striker Gary Shaw...
        ...whose finish is low and true.  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for St. Mirren; Coach Mark Boland is furious...
        ...score now: SM 3 - DUU 0
Min 46: He Rick Larson on for Phil Dent(FW)...
        ...He Rick Larson will play DF.
Min 48: Gary Linarcer  (SM) seizes on a loose Dundee Utd throw and finds Cameron Archer...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Dave Richaards.  GOAL!!...
        ...Mark Boland suggests to Dave Richaards that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SM 4 - DUU 0
Min 49: Nowt Matters(SM) limps off the pitch ALL 3 Subs already used!!!
Min 56: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Frank Lampard (SM)...
        ...but the impressive Krisztian Keresztes (DUU) is able to get the ball back to Dave Richaards.
Min 57: Craig Sibbald (DUU) and Louis Moult break for Dundee Utd...
        ...Louis Moult looks to have found space into which to recieve Craig Sibbald's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Hans Holston (SM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 68: St. Mirren break quickly with Frank Lampard...
        ...he only has Dave Richaards to beat...
        ...great save by Dave Richaards but the ball falls to Gary Shaw...
        ...who kicks it right back at Dave Richaards...
        ...Dundee Utd were incredibly lucky there. What a stramash as they say in Scotland.
Min 75: Lucas Stephenson (DUU) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by He Rick Larson (SM).
Min 80: The ball is hooked on towards Alan Matters (SM)...
        ...who takes on George Fleming on the edge of the area...
        ...George Fleming  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 85: Louis Moult (DUU) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Declan Glass but it evades him...
        ...Alan Matters (SM) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 89: Lucas Stephenson (DUU) swings a ball in to the St. Mirren box...
        ...but the presence of He Rick Larson (SM) means it is easily cleared.


FINAL SCORE: St. Mirren 4 - Dundee Utd 0


Man Of The Match: Gary Shaw (SM)

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Nigel Spink               30 30 30 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Nowt Matters              26 26 26 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 49  6
DF Hans Holston              26 26 26 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Alan Matters              23 23 23 18  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF He Rick Larson            17 17 17 13 -1  n  0  0  0  0 44  6
MF John McGinn               22 22 22 19 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gary Shaw                 25 25 25 22  1  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
MF Alan Wright                5  5  5  4  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Frank Lampard             28 28 28 25  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Ollie Watkins              9  9  9  9  7  n  4  0  0  0 45  6
FW Che Adams                 14 14 14 14  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Phil Dent                 32 25 25 28  1  n  0  0  1  2 46  6
FW Gary Linarcer             28 28 28 28 -1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Cameron Archer            31 31 31 31 -1  n  0  0  1  1 45  6

Dundee United
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Dave Richaards            25 25 25 11  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
SW Jimmy Briggs              14 14 14  9  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF George Fleming            10 10 10  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Krisztian Keresztes        9  9  9  9  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ryan Strain               15 15 15 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kevin Holt                 2  2  2  1  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Declan Glass              12 12 12 10  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Louis Moult               18 14 14 18 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Craig Sibbald              4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Lucas Stephenson           8  8  8  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Steven Fletcher            1  1  1  1  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        SM DUU
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    6   0
Shots              9   0
Saves              0   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      62  36
Revenue           80  80

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   SM  N  50.50 131.54 136.79 
  1  DUU  S  32.00  97.79  14.29 
  2   SM  N  14.29 131.54 172.99 
 46   SM  N  14.29 131.54 208.99 
 47   SM  N  14.29 148.54 196.74 
 49   SM  N  14.29 122.54 174.04 

 Trainer's Report
Nowt Matters (SM) suffered a thigh bruise.
Nowt Matters (SM) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Phil Dent (SM) played 46 minutes and earned a CP.
Gary Shaw (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Dave Richaards (DUU) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Krisztian Keresztes (DUU) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.