Rangers                                   Saint Mirren
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Angus Gunn                 8 10  n     GK David Raya                15 10  n
DF Scott McKenna             14 10  n     SW Nowt Matters              12 10  n
DF Vanja Dragojevic          14  6  n     DF Hans Holston              24  8  n
DF John Souttar              10 10  n     DF Alan Partridge            10 10  n
DF John Brown                 5 10  n     DF He Rick Larson             5 10  n
DF Ruben Dias                 5 10  n     MF Frank Lampard             29  9  n
MF Emmanuel Fernandez        26  8  n     MF Blue Wicked               24  7  n
MF Jerry Jeff Walker         11 10  n     MF Sandy Hartson             15  8  n
MF Nedim Bajrami             10 10  n     WG Alan Sugar                 8 10  n
WG Brian Laudrup             17 10  n     FW Cameron Archer            30  4  n
FW Ally McCoist MBE           8 10  n     FW Cole Palmer               15  6  n

Min 0: Glasgow Rangers opens up with a 5-3-2 N while the Paisley Buddies will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Alon Atie (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 28: Cameron Archer (SM) is going to be in trouble now...
        ...that was an over the ball tackle by the numpty on Emmanuel Fernandez (RAN)...
        ...the referee goes in to his pocket and flashes a RED CARD!...
        ...Cameron Archer (SM) is SENT OFF!...
        ...manager Malcolm MacLaren will be up to high doh with that STRAIGHT RED CARD! 
Min 30: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Alan Partridge is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the home crowd on this occasion!?
Min 40: Nedim Bajrami (RAN) and Jerry Jeff Walker break for Glasgow Rangers...
        ...Jerry Jeff Walker looks to have found space into which to recieve Nedim Bajrami's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Alan Partridge (SM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 44: Cole Palmer (SM) looking a couple of yards offside...
        ...picks it up just outside the box and calmy scores.  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Paisley Buddies...
        ...score now: RAN 0 - SM 1
Min 44: Bojan Miovski on for Brian Laudrup(WG)...
        ...Bojan Miovski will play FW.
Min 45: Chic Young on for He Rick Larson(DF)...
        ...Chic Young will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Glasgow Rangers 0 - St. Mirren 1

Min 46: Sandy Hartson (SM) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Scott McKenna (RAN) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 47: Cheeky back heel from Frank Lampard to release Blue Wicked in the box...
        ...but the American is flagged to have been off-side.  Calls for VAR in SESL? 
Min 51: A superb strike from Emmanuel Fernandez (RAN)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...and into the bottom left-hand corner GOAL!...
        ...great response from Glasgow Rangers...
        ...score now: RAN 1 - SM 1
Min 52: Jerry Jeff Walker (RAN) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Hans Holston (SM).
Min 57: Bojan Miovski (RAN) swings a ball in to the St. Mirren box...
        ...but the presence of Alan Partridge (SM) means it is easily cleared.
Min 60: Gary Linarcer  on for Nowt Matters(SW)...
        ...Gary Linarcer  will play FW.
Min 63: Blue Wicked (SM) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Gary Linarcer  but it evades him...
        ...Scott McKenna (RAN) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 64: Gary Linarcer  (SM) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Alan Sugar with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but he mishits it over the goal and into the crowd.
Min 66: The ball comes in to the area from Chic Young...
        ...he rattles it off Angus Gunn...
        ...Gary Linarcer  (SM) tries his best to miss but scores. GOAL!...
        ...the St. Mirren side are up...
        ...score now: RAN 1 - SM 2
Min 69: The ball comes in to the area from Emmanuel Fernandez...
        ...he rattles it off David Raya...
        ...Bojan Miovski (RAN) pauses and shoots but David Raya recovers and the big eejit makes the save.
Min 76: Brilliant play by Bojan Miovski (RAN) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Nedim Bajrami...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at David Raya.
Min 81: Blue Wicked (SM) nods the ball down for Frank Lampard on the edge of the box...
        ...Frank Lampard takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Angus Gunn rushes of his line...
        ...Frank Lampard gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Vanja Dragojevic (RAN)!
Min 82: Gary Linarcer  (SM) is on the left and looks to cross...
        ...the ball floats over Angus Gunn...
        ...and into the top corner via the woodwork GOAL!...
        ...St. Mirren are looking strong now...
        ...score now: RAN 1 - SM 3
Min 87: Frank Lampard (SM) takes the ball into the Kings 11 half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Sandy Hartson...
        ...who can't get it past Angus Gunn.
Min 88: The ball breaks from a Ruben Dias tackle and lands in the path of Hans Holston (SM)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Angus Gunn palms Hans Holston's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Angus Gunn falls on it.
Min 89: Sandy Hartson (SM) booked for what looked like a dive by the home side's Ally McCoist MBE. ...
        ...He is unlucky to get a yellow card for that. Away fans give the ref some Scottish verbal abuse!


FINAL SCORE: Glasgow Rangers 1 - St. Mirren 3


Man Of The Match: Gary Linarcer  (SM)

Rangers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Angus Gunn                 8  8  8  3  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Scott McKenna             14 14 14 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF John Brown                 5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Vanja Dragojevic          14 14 14 11  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF John Souttar              10 10 10  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ruben Dias                 5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jerry Jeff Walker         11  8  8  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Nedim Bajrami             10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Emmanuel Fernandez        26 26 26 23  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
WG Brian Laudrup             17 17 17 15  7  n  0  0  0  0 44  6
FW Ally McCoist MBE           8  8  8  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Bojan Miovski             26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  0  1 46  6

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK David Raya                15 15 15  6  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
SW Nowt Matters              12 12 12  8  6  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Hans Holston              24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF He Rick Larson             5  5  5  4  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Alan Partridge            10 10 10  8  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Blue Wicked               24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Sandy Hartson             15 15 15 13  2  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
MF Frank Lampard             29 29 29 26  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Alan Sugar                 8  8  8  7  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Cole Palmer               15 15 15 15  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Cameron Archer            30 30 30 30  2  n 10  0  0  0 28  6
FW Chic Young                29 29 29 29  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Gary Linarcer             37 37 37 37  2  n  0  0  2  2 30  7

Statistics       RAN  SM
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Halftime           0   1
Fulltime           1   3
Shots On Target    3   5
Shots              3   6
Saves              2   2
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   1
Avg SL% Used      29  41
Revenue           73  73

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  RAN  N  28.80  90.51  94.06 
  1   SM  N  31.50  93.51 125.46 
 29   SM  N  31.50  93.51  95.06 
 45  RAN  N  28.80  90.51  97.11 
 46   SM  N  29.00  88.51 123.21 
 61   SM  N  20.40  76.51 158.91 

 Trainer's Report
RAN paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Vanja Dragojevic (RAN) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Alan Sugar (SM) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Cameron Archer (SM) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).