Annan Athletic                            Cowdenbeath
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GK Wern Side                 36  8  n     GK Martin Laird              36  5  n
SW Ever Rest                 29  6  n     DF Colin Montgomerie         24  5  n
DF High-Cup Nick             29  6  n     DF Lee Hamilton              24 10  n
DF Peny Ghent                21  8  n     DF Brian Barnes              23  8  n
DF E. Coli                   10 10  n     DF Paul McLaughlin           12  8  n
MF Matter Horn               29  6  n     MF Christopher Moltisanti    29  5  n
MF Epic Bob                  14 10  n     MF Pike Bishop               28  5  n
MF S. Aureus                 13 10  n     WG Zozo Bishop               31  8  n
WG B. Cereus                 27  6  n     WG Ludvig Aberg              29  4  n
FW Mownt Taranaki            37  6  n     FW Tiger Woods               37  7  n
FW Mownt Cook                29  5  n     FW Connor McMillan           36 10  a

Min 0: Annan opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Mad Cows will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mark Findlay (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 1: Lee Hamilton (COW) starts marking B. Cereus (ANN).
Min 1: Brian Barnes's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Mownt Cook (ANN)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Mad Cows man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 1: Christopher Moltisanti (COW) swings a ball in to the Annan box...
        ...but the presence of Ever Rest (ANN) means it is easily cleared.
Min 11: Connor McMillan (COW) collects the ball from Christopher Moltisanti on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot to beat Wern Side! GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Mad Cows...
        ...score now: ANN 0 - COW 1
Min 12: A superb strike from Pike Bishop (COW)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...and into the bottom left-hand corner GOAL!...
        ...Cowdenbeath are looking strong now...
        ...score now: ANN 0 - COW 2
Min 13: Mownt Taranaki (ANN) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which trundles back to Martin Laird in a restful Sunday type of way.
Min 14: S. Aureus (ANN) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Scotsman keeper...
        ...finds Matter Horn busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...GOAL!...
        ...Annan pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: ANN 1 - COW 2
Min 15: TadgerWern Side makes a hash of clearance against Cowdenbeath...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Colin Montgomerie amazingly blooters over the bar as Alan Partridge was poised to say BACK OF THE NET, but no!
Min 17: Cowdenbeath give the ball away in midfield...
        ...E. Coli (ANN) takes over for Annan...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Epic Bob...
        ...the American evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball past just wide!
Min 19: Tiger Woods (COW) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Wern Side doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Connor McMillan rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Wern Side who stayed on his line.
Min 20: Epic Bob (ANN) puts in a cross...
        ...but Colin Montgomerie (COW) clears with ease.
Min 23: Zozo Bishop (COW) sidesteps to make space for himself...
        ...before unleashing an effort from 25 yards...
        ...which Wern Side is able to keep out on the stretch and then grasps.
Min 24: Tiger Woods (COW) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Zozo Bishop...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...Cowdenbeath are looking strong now...
        ...score now: ANN 1 - COW 3
Min 26: Connor McMillan (COW) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...into the far corner of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...Why oh why has defender gone to the referee to complain...
        ...yet another one for Cowdenbeath; Coach Daniel Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: ANN 1 - COW 4
Min 29: S. Aureus (ANN) puts in a cross...
        ...but Brian Barnes (COW) clears with ease.
Min 29: Ludvig Aberg (COW) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Tiger Woods...
        ...and the American knocks it straight at Wern Side who calmly collects it.
Min 31: Here comes Mownt Taranaki (ANN)...
        ...getting onto Mownt Cook's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Martin Laird who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 33: Connor McMillan (COW) swings a ball in to the Annan box...
        ...but the presence of High-Cup Nick (ANN) means it is easily cleared.
Min 34: Christopher Moltisanti (COW) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...into the far corner of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...Why oh why has defender gone to the referee to complain...
        ...Daniel Fitzgerald suggests to Wern Side that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: ANN 1 - COW 5
Min 35: Mownt Cook is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Martin Laird.
Min 37: Cheeky back heel from Mownt Cook to release Mownt Taranaki in the box...
        ...but the New Zealander is flagged to have been off-side.  Calls for VAR in SESL? 
Min 39: One pass too many from Cowdenbeath and Annan soon get a cross in...
        ...Matter Horn (ANN) gets his head to it...
        ...but Martin Laird is untroubled by that one.
Min 43: Mownt Taranaki (ANN) swings a ball in to the Cowdenbeath box...
        ...but the presence of Colin Montgomerie (COW) means it is easily cleared.
Min 45: L. Lactis on for Mownt Cook(FW)...
        ...L. Lactis will play FW.
Min 45: A. Brasiliensis on for High-Cup Nick(DF)...
        ...A. Brasiliensis will play DF.
Min 45: Sgurr Alasdair on for Matter Horn(MF)...
        ...Sgurr Alasdair will play MF.
Min 45: Sandy Lyle on for Pike Bishop(MF)...
        ...Sandy Lyle will play MF.
Min 45: Sam Torrance on for Ludvig Aberg(WG)...
        ...Sam Torrance will play MF.
Min 45: Frankie Boyle on for Colin Montgomerie(DF)...
        ...Frankie Boyle will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Annan 1 - Cowdenbeath 5

Min 46: The ref has seen enough! Zozo Bishop is booked for his childish shenanigans!?
Min 50: Great tackle by Brian Barnes (COW)...
        ...to prevent Mownt Taranaki (ANN) from latching onto L. Lactis's pass. 
Min 51: Athletic build down the left...
        ...Mownt Taranaki sends a cross to the middle...
        ...L. Lactis beats Brian Barnes to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer right at Martin Laird who catches the ball.
Min 54: S. Aureus finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Martin Laird palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to L. Lactis who heads the ball...
        ...but Paul McLaughlin (COW) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 57: Wern Side makes a grave error against Cowdenbeath...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Tiger Woods amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Wern Side.
Min 63: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Sgurr Alasdair (ANN)...
        ...but the impressive Brian Barnes (COW) is able to get the ball back to Martin Laird.
Min 66: Epic Bob (ANN) looks up and spots Sgurr Alasdair arriving in the box...
        ...the American tees up Sgurr Alasdair for the shot...
        ...the ball falls into into the arms Martin Laird...
        ...Epic Bob should have done better with that.
Min 73: Tiger Woods (COW) swings a ball in to the Annan box...
        ...but the presence of Ever Rest (ANN) means it is easily cleared.
Min 75: Christopher Moltisanti (COW) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Ever Rest (ANN).
Min 78: Sgurr Alasdair (ANN) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the New Zealander striker Mownt Taranaki...
        ...whose finish is saved by Martin Laird.
Min 78: Tiger Woods (COW) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Christopher Moltisanti but it evades him...
        ...E. Coli (ANN) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 85: Mownt Taranaki (ANN) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Frankie Boyle (COW) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 87: L. Lactis opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Brian Barnes greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?


FINAL SCORE: Annan 1 - Cowdenbeath 5


Man Of The Match: Martin Laird (COW)

Annan Athletic
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Wern Side                 36 36 36 16  2  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
SW Ever Rest                 29 29 29 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Peny Ghent                21 21 21 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF E. Coli                   10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF High-Cup Nick             29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF A. Brasiliensis           27 27 27 21  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF S. Aureus                 13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Epic Bob                  14 14 14 12  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Matter Horn               29 29 29 26  3  n  0  0  1  2 45  6
MF Sgurr Alasdair            29 29 29 26  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
WG B. Cereus                 27 27  6 24  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Mownt Taranaki            37 37 37 37  0  n  0  0  0  3 90  6
FW Mownt Cook                29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
FW L. Lactis                 27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  0  1 45  6

Cowdenbeath
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
----------------------------------------------------------------
GK Martin Laird              36 36 36 16 -1  n  0  7  0  0 90  8
DF Paul McLaughlin           12 12 12  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Lee Hamilton              24 24  0 19  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Colin Montgomerie         24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
DF Brian Barnes              23 23 23 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Frankie Boyle             22 22 22 17  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Christopher Moltisanti    29 29 29 26 -1  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Pike Bishop               28 28 28 25  2  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF Sandy Lyle                24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Sam Torrance               8  8  8  7  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Zozo Bishop               31 31 31 27  2  n  4  0  1  2 90  7
WG Ludvig Aberg              29 29 29 26  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Connor McMillan           36 36 36 36  3  n  0  0  2  3 90  7
FW Tiger Woods               37 37 37 37  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  7

Statistics       ANN COW
------------------------
Halftime           1   5
Fulltime           1   5
Shots On Target    8   9
Shots              9  10
Saves              4   7
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      61  66
Revenue           78  78

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
-------------------------------
  1  ANN  N  59.00 144.46 158.86 
  1  COW  N  35.40  99.85 235.90 
 27  COW  N  35.40  99.85 226.90 
 46  ANN  N  58.00 142.46 156.36 
 46  COW  N  34.20  99.85 185.90 

 Trainer's Report
ANN paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Christopher Moltisanti (COW) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Sandy Lyle (COW) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Sam Torrance (COW) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Colin Montgomerie (COW) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.