Stenhousemuir                             Saint Mirren
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Jack Hamilton             32  8  n     GK Shamal George             27  2  n
SW Wolf                      33  4  n     SW Nowt Matters              18  3  n
DF The Wall                  34  5  a     DF Hans Holston              29  5  n
DF Rhodes                    34  4  n     DF Sandy Hartson             19  7  n
MF Jamie Lindsay             26  5  a     DF Alan Partridge            10  8  n
MF S_Loggins                 26  6  a     MF Frank Lampard             32  5  n
MF Blondie                   24  7  a     MF Phil Dent                 23  5  n
FW Render                    34  4  a     MF Tony Fitzpatrick          20  8  n
FW Bear                      33  5  a     MF Chic Young                19 10  n
FW Jezza                     24  4  n     FW Cameron Archer            30  6  n
FW Cameroon                  20  4  n     FW Cole Palmer               21 10  n

Min 0: Stenhousemuir opens up with a 3-3-4 P while the Paisley Buddies will play a 4-4-2 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Simon Compton (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: Age 0 player out of position: Chic Young...
        ...Chic Young(SM) is forced to reposition to FW (Age 0 player).
Min 2: Blondie (STE) takes the ball into the Paisley Buddies half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Bear...
        ...who can't get it past Shamal George.
Min 3: Render (STE) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to S_Loggins...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...but Shamal George can watch his shot drift by and out of danger.
Min 4: Sandy Hartson loses the ball to Bear (STE) on the right-hand side of the area...
        ...he takes it on and steers the coolest of shots past Shamal George GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Stenny...
        ...score now: STE 1 - SM 0
Min 16: Render(STE) fouled Cameron Archer in the box...
        ...Render is SENT OFF!...
        ...Cameron Archer takes the penalty...
        ...Jack Hamilton never had a chance GOAL!...
        ...score now: STE 1 - SM 1
Min 16: Blondie (STE) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to The Wall...
        ...who manages to knock it into the top corner...
        ...even though the pass was just behind him...
        ...great finish! see goal replay on Match of the Day tonight!!...
        ...the Stenhousemuir side are up...
        ...score now: STE 2 - SM 1
Min 18: The ball is hooked on towards Blondie (STE)...
        ...who takes on Sandy Hartson on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Jamie Lindsay...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that floats just wide.
Min 21: One pass too many from Stenhousemuir and St. Mirren soon get a cross in...
        ...Phil Dent (SM) gets his head to it...
        ...but Jack Hamilton is untroubled by that one.
Min 27: Bear (STE) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the St. Mirren defense to Rhodes...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Shamal George rushes off his line and Rhodes slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Stenhousemuir are looking strong now...
        ...score now: STE 3 - SM 1
Min 32: The Wall (STE) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Alan Partridge (SM) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


HALFTIME SCORE: Stenhousemuir 3 - St. Mirren 1

Min 46: The Ref pulls Rhodes (STE) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 50: The ball is hooked on towards Phil Dent (SM)...
        ...who takes on Rhodes on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Chic Young...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Jack Hamilton.
Min 53: Brilliant play by Cameroon (STE) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Jamie Lindsay...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Shamal George.
Min 54: Phil Dent (SM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by The Wall (STE).
Min 56: The Paisley Buddies sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before S_Loggins's (STE) ball into the box is cut out by Hans Holston (SM).
Min 67: Bear (STE) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Hans Holston (SM) is there to clear with his head.
Min 75: TadgerShamal George makes a hash of clearance against Stenhousemuir...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but S_Loggins amazingly blooters over the bar as Alan Partridge was poised to say BACK OF THE NET, but no!
Min 80: Rhodes (STE) sidesteps to make space for himself...
        ...before unleashing an effort from 25 yards...
        ...which Shamal George is able to keep out on the stretch and then grasps.
Min 83: A woeful back-pass by Sandy Hartson...
        ...S_Loggins (STE) races onto the ball...
        ...and slots it under Shamal George...
        ...but it rolls inches wide for a goal kick.
Min 86: S_Loggins (STE) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at Shamal George who makes the save.
Min 88: Phil Dent (SM) booked for what looked like an unintentional trip...
        ...he is rolling about and making a meal of this...
        ...the strict Ref holds aloft a Yellow Card.
Min 90: Phil Dent (SM) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Sandy Hartson but it evades him...
        ...Wolf (STE) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.


FINAL SCORE: Stenhousemuir 3 - St. Mirren 1


Man Of The Match: The Wall (STE)

Stenhousemuir
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Jack Hamilton             32 32 32 14  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
SW Wolf                      33 33 33 23 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF The Wall                  34 42 42 27 -3  a  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Rhodes                    34 34 34 27 -2  n  4  0  1  2 90  6
MF Jamie Lindsay             26 25 25 20 -3  a  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF S_Loggins                 26 25 25 20 -2  a  0  0  0  4 90  6
MF Blondie                   24 30 30 24 -1  a  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Bear                      33 41 41 33 -3  a  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Jezza                     24 24 24 24 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Cameroon                  20 20 20 20 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Render                    34 42 42 34  2  a 10  0  0  0 16  6

Saint Mirren
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Shamal George             27 27 27 12 -4  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
SW Nowt Matters              18 18 18 12 -3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Hans Holston              29 29 29 23 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Alan Partridge            10 10 10  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sandy Hartson             19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Tony Fitzpatrick          20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Phil Dent                 23 23 23 20 -1  n  4  0  0  1 90  5
MF Frank Lampard             32 32 32 28 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Chic Young                19 19 19 19  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Cole Palmer               21 21 21 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Cameron Archer            30 30 30 30  0  n  0  0  1  2 90  6

Statistics       STE  SM
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Halftime           3   1
Fulltime           3   1
Shots On Target    7   3
Shots             11   3
Saves              2   4
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   1
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      69  73
Revenue          101 101

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  STE  P  43.75 136.75 277.75 
  1   SM  N  47.00 116.55 143.80 
 16  STE  P  43.75 136.75 235.75 

 Trainer's Report
STE paid 20k for a Home Bonus of 22.
Render (STE) was sent off today, and now has 14 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).