East Fife                                 Stranraer
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Matty Rollo               30  6  n     GK Multon Klayhammer         30  6  n
SW Andy Munro                30  4  n     SW Plunder Ghench            20 10  n
DF Charlie Murray            30  5  n     DF Dresser Prendel           30  4  n
DF Joe Halsey                17 10  n     DF Striller Harp             27  6  n
MF Brendan Ramsay            30  8  n     DF Ser Freel                  8  8  n
MF Malachy Cash              30  6  n     MF Jules Everitt             34  8  n
MF Lewis Latona              22  4  n     MF Ser Richer Shakest        25  6  n
WG Jack Healy                21  7  n     MF Trunred Hearttree         21  8  n
WG Alan Trouten              19  9  n     WG Ismaning Ghench           13 10  n
FW Michael McKenna           30  7  n     FW Mondo Polestar            34  4  n
FW Neil Blake                26  8  n     FW Long Hearthall            29  4  n

Min 0: East Fife opens up with a 3-3-4 N while the Blues will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Jim Clarkson (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 4: The Fifers sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Dresser Prendel's (SRA) ball into the box is cut out by Charlie Murray (EF).
Min 5: Andrew McCumiskey - Stranraer are the greatest!!
Min 6: The ball breaks from a Ser Freel tackle and lands in the path of Malachy Cash (EF)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Multon Klayhammer palms Malachy Cash's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Multon Klayhammer falls on it.
Min 8: Jack Healy (EF) hooks the ball away from Ser Freel...
        ...and Lewis Latona dives in...
        ...and heads down but Multon Klayhammer was there for the save!
Min 11: STRAMASH!  Long ball over the top as Lewis Latona...
        ...blasts a hot shot wide but was his jersey being pulled?  VAR says NO penalty and the crowd respond with some fruity language.
Min 12: Charlie Murray (EF) hooks the ball away from Ser Freel...
        ...and Alan Trouten dives in...
        ...and heads down but Multon Klayhammer was there for the save!
Min 16: A woeful back-pass by Ser Freel...
        ...Jack Healy (EF) races onto the ball...
        ...and slots it under Multon Klayhammer...
        ...but it rolls inches wide for a goal kick.
Min 17: Charlie Murray (EF) hacks Ser Richer Shakest to the floor with a wild challenge...
        ...no attempt to play the ball and that's a booking.
Min 18: The ball is crossed into the box and Charlie Murray heads away but only to Trunred Hearttree (SRA)...
        ...a neat hit and Matty Rollo doesn't have time parry the shot. The ref's watch buzzes to confirm ball over the line GOOOOAAAAL!!!! ...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Blues...
        ...score now: EF 0 - SRA 1
Min 21: Mondo Polestar weaves his way through the East Fife defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Matty Rollo!?
Min 26: Ser Richer Shakest almost penetrates Fifers's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Andy Munro would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 33: Mondo Polestar (SRA) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Jules Everitt...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...past Matty Rollo. GOAL!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: EF 0 - SRA 2
Min 34: Mondo Polestar (SRA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Joe Halsey (EF) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 35: Brendan Ramsay (EF) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Michael McKenna...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...East Fife pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: EF 1 - SRA 2
Min 38: Alan Trouten (EF) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Multon Klayhammer doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Michael McKenna rises highest at the back post...
        ...and smashes a powerful header into the back of the net GOAL!!!!...
        ...East Fife draw level....
        ...score now: EF 2 - SRA 2
Min 38: Striller Harp (SRA) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Andy Munro (EF) is there to clear with his head.
Min 39: Malachy Cash (EF) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Plunder Ghench (SRA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 45: Jestry Murg on for Dresser Prendel(DF)...
        ...Jestry Murg will play DF.
Min 45: Weerie Opollo on for Long Hearthall(FW)...
        ...Weerie Opollo will play WG.


HALFTIME SCORE: East Fife 2 - Stranraer 2

Min 47: Neil Blake (EF) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Lewis Latona takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Multon Klayhammer is there to handle the danger.
Min 50: Kallum Higginbotham on for Alan Trouten(WG)...
        ...Kallum Higginbotham will play WG.
Min 52: Brendan Ramsay slides the ball under Multon Klayhammer...
        ...and into the right-hand corner of the net  GOAL!...
        ...and East Fife have the lead...
        ...score now: EF 3 - SRA 2
Min 60: Striller Harp (SRA) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at Matty Rollo who makes the save.
Min 60: Ewan McLeod on for Andy Munro(SW)...
        ...Ewan McLeod will play DF.
Min 60: Xian Carbon on for Mondo Polestar(FW)...
        ...Xian Carbon will play FW.
Min 62: Stranraer deep in East Fife territory...
        ...Ser Richer Shakest gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Jules Everitt heads the ball down and into the net GOAL! Just like Messi!...
        ...great response from Stranraer...
        ...score now: EF 3 - SRA 3
Min 63: Striller Harp (SRA) finds Jestry Murg...
        ...but he hesitates and Ewan McLeod (EF) is able to make the tackle.
Min 75: Jonathan Bain on for Charlie Murray(DF)...
        ...Jonathan Bain will play DF.
Min 76: Now the ball comes to Kallum Higginbotham (EF)...
        ...Jack Healy has space on the left and Kallum Higginbotham tries to play him in...
        ...only for Striller Harp (SRA) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 77: Michael McKenna (EF) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Joe Halsey but it evades him...
        ...Multon Klayhammer calmly collects the ball.
Min 79: Ser Richer Shakest (SRA) bends his shot towards the goal...
        ...but Matty Rollo just gets a touch on it...
        ...excellent save! 
Min 81: Great tackle by Joe Halsey (EF)...
        ...to prevent Ser Richer Shakest (SRA) from latching onto Trunred Hearttree's pass. 
Min 84: Jack Healy weaves his way through the Stranraer defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Multon Klayhammer.?GOAL!!...
        ...what an amazing goal!  Just a few minutes from stoppage time now...
        ...score now: EF 4 - SRA 3
Min 85: Multon Klayhammer (SRA) booked for hitting him in the head so he wouldn't limp.
Min 87: The ball comes in to the area from Brendan Ramsay...
        ...he rattles it off Multon Klayhammer...
        ...Malachy Cash (EF) pauses and shoots but Multon Klayhammer recovers and the big eejit makes the save.
Min 89: Lewis Latona (EF) is going to be in trouble now...
        ...that was an over the ball tackle by the numpty on Jules Everitt (SRA)...
        ...the referee goes in to his pocket and flashes a RED CARD!...
        ...Lewis Latona (EF) is SENT OFF!...
        ...manager Paul Cockayne will be up to high doh with that STRAIGHT RED CARD! 


FINAL SCORE: East Fife 4 - Stranraer 3


Man Of The Match: Jack Healy (EF)

East Fife
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Matty Rollo               30 30 30 13  0  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW Andy Munro                30 30 30 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Joe Halsey                17 17 17 13  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Charlie Murray            30 30 30 24  0  n  4  0  0  0 75  6
DF Jonathan Bain             21 21 21 16  3  n  0  0  0  0 15  6
DF Ewan McLeod               26 26 26 20  3  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Lewis Latona              22 22 22 19 -2  n 10  0  0  3 89  6
MF Brendan Ramsay            30 30 30 27  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
MF Malachy Cash              30 30 30 27  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
WG Jack Healy                21 21 21 18  1  n  0  0  1  2 90  8
WG Alan Trouten              19 19 19 17  5  n  0  0  0  1 50  6
WG Kallum Higginbotham       31 31 31 27  2  n  0  0  0  0 40  6
FW Michael McKenna           30 30 30 30  1  n  0  0  2  3 90  7
FW Neil Blake                26 26 26 26  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Stranraer
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Multon Klayhammer         30 30 30 13  0  n  4  6  0  0 90  6
SW Plunder Ghench            20 20 20 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Striller Harp             27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Dresser Prendel           30 30 30 24  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Ser Freel                  8  8  8  6  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Jestry Murg               29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Ser Richer Shakest        25 25 25 25  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jules Everitt             34 34 34 30  2  n  0  0  2  2 90  6
MF Trunred Hearttree         21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
WG Ismaning Ghench           13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Weerie Opollo             30 30 30 27  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Long Hearthall            29 29 29 29  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Mondo Polestar            34 34 34 34  0  n  0  0  0  1 60  6
FW Xian Carbon                5  5  5  5  8  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Statistics        EF SRA
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Halftime           2   2
Fulltime           4   3
Shots On Target   10   6
Shots             12   6
Saves              3   6
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      69  63
Revenue          110 110

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   EF  N  53.50 141.55 210.80 
  1  SRA  N  52.50 131.24 163.69 
 46  SRA  N  52.00 130.24 176.44 
 51   EF  N  53.50 141.55 228.20 
 61   EF  N  43.80 137.55 231.05 
 61  SRA  N  52.00 130.24 147.44 
 76   EF  N  38.40 128.55 229.25 
 90   EF  N  38.40 117.55 212.75 

 Trainer's Report
Lewis Latona (EF) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).