Clydebank                                 Hearts
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Emiliano Martinez         19 10  n     GK Michael McIntyre          23  7  n
DF George Foreman            30  8  n     SW Craig Halkett             24  8  n
DF Danny Invincible          20  8  n     DF Kye Rowles                28  6  n
DF Marvin Andrews            16  7  n     DF Daniel Oyegoke            27  6  n
DF Willie Miller             10  8  n     MF Jamal Musiala             35  8  n
MF Diego Sanchez             17  8  n     MF Malachi Boateng           34  7  n
MF Frank Lampard             12  8  n     MF Cammie Devlin             33  9  n
WG George Bowie              26 10  n     MF Gordon Ramsay             17  9  n
WG Pat Nevin                 16 10  n     WG Barrie McKay              33 10  n
FW Keir Samson               20  8  n     FW Lawrence Shankland        34  8  n
FW Aaron Black               15 10  n     FW Blair Spittal             29  8  n

Min 0: Clydebank opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Jam Tarts will play a 3-4-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Stewart Gordon (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 1: Blair Spittal (HEA) finds Lawrence Shankland  steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but George Foreman (CB) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 3: Gordon Ramsay (HEA) booked for a questionable foul on Pat Nevin...
        ...its clear who the home team is today.
Min 4: The ball lands at the feet of Blair Spittal (HEA) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Emiliano Martinez does well to position himself and collect.
Min 5: Gordon Ramsay (HEA) has a shot...
        ...Emiliano Martinez parries...
        ...Gordon Ramsay gets onto it again...
        ...and Emiliano Martinez's second block falls for Malachi Boateng...
        ...who half-volleys in GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Dave Smyth's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 1
Min 7: Aaron Black and Frank Lampard weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Englishman scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Heart of Midlothian defense and lifts a classy ball high but Michael McIntyre gets a hand to it!
Min 8: Aaron Black finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Michael McIntyre palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Willie Miller who heads the ball...
        ...but Kye Rowles (HEA) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 9: Jamal Musiala weaves his way through the Clydebank defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Emiliano Martinez.?GOAL!!...
        ...Heart of Midlothian are looking strong now...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 2
Min 18: Heart of Midlothian break quickly with Barrie McKay...
        ...he only has Emiliano Martinez to beat...
        ...great save by Emiliano Martinez but the ball falls to Cammie Devlin...
        ...whose shot is smothered by the recovering Emiliano Martinez.
Min 19: Blair Spittal (HEA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Barrie McKay but it evades him...
        ...sadly Emiliano Martinez missed it too and it drifts into the back of the net GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Heart of Midlothian; Coach Lee Elkins is furious...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 3
Min 21: Cammie Devlin (HEA) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Malachi Boateng...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...past Emiliano Martinez. GOAL!...
        ...Lee Elkins suggests to Emiliano Martinez that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 4
Min 25: George Foreman (CB) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Daniel Oyegoke (HEA) is there to clear with his head.
Min 28: The Jam Tarts sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before George Bowie's (CB) ball into the box is cut out by Daniel Oyegoke (HEA).
Min 29: Emiliano Martinez makes a grave error against Heart of Midlothian...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...and Malachi Boateng smashes it home GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Heart of Midlothian; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 5
Min 34: Cammie Devlin (HEA) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but George Foreman (CB) is there to clear with his head.
Min 36: The ball is hooked on towards Gordon Ramsay (HEA)...
        ...who takes on Danny Invincible on the edge of the area...
        ...Danny Invincible  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 40: Pat Nevin (CB) takes off down the left...
        ...he outpaces the defense picks out George Foreman...
        ...but his attempt ruffles the top of the net rather than the back of it.
Min 43: Superb sliding block by Daniel Oyegoke (HEA) denies Aaron Black a sure goal...
        ...after great work from George Bowie in the Heart of Midlothian box.
Min 44: Diego Sanchez breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts George Bowie on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Daniel Oyegoke's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball towards the goal but Michael McIntyre is there to punch the ball out of danger.
Min 45: Gu Wang Lok on for Aaron Black(FW)...
        ...Gu Wang Lok will play FW.
Min 45: John Robertson on for Gordon Ramsay(MF)...
        ...John Robertson will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Clydebank 0 - Heart of Midlothian 5

Min 60: Gu Wang Lok (CB) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Daniel Oyegoke (HEA) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 61: Gu Wang Lok (CB) nods the ball down for Frank Lampard on the edge of the box...
        ...Frank Lampard takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Michael McIntyre rushes of his line...
        ...Frank Lampard gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Craig Halkett (HEA)!
Min 67: Blair Spittal (HEA) puts in a cross...
        ...but George Foreman (CB) clears with ease.
Min 72: Lawrence Shankland  (HEA) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Malachi Boateng...
        ...who calmly finishes...
        ...Piece of piss really! GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Heart of Midlothian; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: CB 0 - HEA 6


FINAL SCORE: Clydebank 0 - Heart of Midlothian 6


Man Of The Match: Malachi Boateng (HEA)

Clydebank
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Emiliano Martinez         19 19 19  8  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  4
DF Willie Miller             10 10 10  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF George Foreman            30 30 30 24  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Danny Invincible          20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Marvin Andrews            16 16 16 12  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Diego Sanchez             17 17 17 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Frank Lampard             12 12 12 10  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Pat Nevin                 16 16 16 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG George Bowie              26 26 26 23  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Keir Samson               20 20 20 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Aaron Black               15 15 15 15  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Gu Wang Lok               25 25 25 25  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Hearts
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Michael McIntyre          23 23 23 10  1  n  0  2  0  0 90  7
SW Craig Halkett             24 24 24 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kye Rowles                28 28 28 22  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Daniel Oyegoke            27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
MF Cammie Devlin             33 33 33 29  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jamal Musiala             35 35 35 31  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Malachi Boateng           34 34 34 30  1  n  0  0  4  4 90  9
MF Gordon Ramsay             17 17 17 15  6  n  4  0  0  0 45  6
WG Barrie McKay              33 33 33 29  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Blair Spittal             29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Lawrence Shankland        34 34 34 34  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW John Robertson            27 27 27 27  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics        CB HEA
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Halftime           0   5
Fulltime           0   6
Shots On Target    2   8
Shots              3   8
Saves              2   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      52  70
Revenue          104 104

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   CB  L  45.60 109.73 153.58 
  1  HEA  N  51.50 151.95 211.40 
 46   CB  L  45.60 109.73 166.08 
 46  HEA  N  51.50 147.95 234.05 

 Trainer's Report
CB paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Blowout avoided; CB used on average 52% SL (above the required 50%).
Aaron Black (CB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Willie Miller (CB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Michael McIntyre (HEA) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.