Hamilton Accies                           Stranraer
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Jamie Smith               25 10  n     GK Multon Klayhammer         26  8  n
DF Cian Newbury              30  7  n     SW Plunder Ghench            22  8  n
DF Stephen Hendrie           26  8  n     DF Dresser Prendel           30  9  n
DF Ricki Lamie               20  8  n     DF Lian Calftun              29  7  n
DF Fergus Owens              18  7  n     DF Jestry Murg               20  8  n
MF Charlie Telfer            26 10  n     DF Striller Harp             18  5  n
MF Ewan Simpson              17  6  n     MF Ser Richer Shakest        32  6  n
WG Jamie Barjonas            35  8  n     MF Jules Everitt             31  8  n
FW Kevin OHara               34  8  n     WG Weerie Opollo             30  7  n
FW Nikolay Todorov           25  8  n     FW Mondo Polestar            35  9  n
FW Oli Shaw                  23  8  n     FW Long Hearthall            21 10  n

Min 0: Lanarkshire Accies opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Blues will play a 5-2-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: Kevin OHara (HAM) booked for what looked like an unintentional trip...
        ...he is rolling about and making a meal of this...
        ...the strict Ref holds aloft a Yellow Card.
Min 5: Andrew McCumiskey - Stranraer are the greatest!
Min 15: Oli Shaw (HAM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Striller Harp (SRA).
Min 18: Stranraer deep in Lanarkshire Accies territory...
        ...Striller Harp gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Long Hearthall heads the ball down and into the net GOAL! Just like Messi!...
        ...it's a lead that Andrew McCumiskey's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: HAM 0 - SRA 1
Min 21: The Ref pulls Long Hearthall (SRA) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 22: Weerie Opollo (SRA) looking a couple of yards offside...
        ...picks it up just outside the box and calmy scores.  GOAL!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: HAM 0 - SRA 2
Min 27: Jestry Murg (SRA) and Weerie Opollo break for Stranraer...
        ...Weerie Opollo looks to have found space into which to recieve Jestry Murg's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Cian Newbury (HAM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 31: Lian Calftun (SRA) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Weerie Opollo but it evades him...
        ...Fergus Owens (HAM) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 32: Kevin OHara opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Striller Harp greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 33: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Weerie Opollo (SRA)...
        ...but the impressive Fergus Owens (HAM) is able to get the ball back to Jamie Smith.
Min 41: The ball is chipped back to the far post...
        ...where two Lanarkshire Accies players are waiting...
        ...Kevin OHara (HAM) out jumps Fergus Owens...
        ...and his looping header drifts over Multon Klayhammer...
        ...and nestles in the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Lanarkshire Accies pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: HAM 1 - SRA 2
Min 41: Stranraer deep in Lanarkshire Accies territory...
        ...Jules Everitt gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Weerie Opollo heads the ball down and into the net GOAL! Just like Messi!...
        ...Stranraer are looking strong now...
        ...score now: HAM 1 - SRA 3
Min 42: Jules Everitt (SRA) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Ser Richer Shakest takes advantage to fire past Jamie Smith from close range GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Stranraer; Coach Les Lithgo is furious...
        ...score now: HAM 1 - SRA 4
Min 44: Lian Calftun(SRA) limps off the pitch...
        ...Hudd Anstler (SRA) on for Lian Calftun at DF.
Min 45: Trunred Hearttree on for Ser Richer Shakest(MF)...
        ...Trunred Hearttree will play MF.
Min 45: Xian Carbon on for Long Hearthall(FW)...
        ...Xian Carbon will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Lanarkshire Accies 1 - Stranraer 4

Min 46: Weerie Opollo (SRA) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Scotsman keeper...
        ...finds Mondo Polestar busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Jamie Smith!
Min 49: Charlie Telfer finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Multon Klayhammer palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Oli Shaw who heads the ball...
        ...but Jestry Murg (SRA) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 54: Cheeky back heel from Xian Carbon to release Mondo Polestar in the box...
        ...but the Scotsman is flagged to have been off-side.  Calls for VAR in SESL? 
Min 61: Mondo Polestar (SRA) passes a great ball to Weerie Opollo...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Accies keeper Jamie Smith...
        ...and who else but Mondo Polestar is there to slot it in...
        ...Manager moaning to ref but all too easy...
        ...Les Lithgo suggests to Jamie Smith that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: HAM 1 - SRA 5
Min 65: Charlie Telfer (HAM) loops a ball over the top for Oli Shaw...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 66: The Ref pulls Jules Everitt (SRA) up for going down easier than the Titanic!...
        ...A clear dive to try cheat the strict ref...
        ...Yellow card for a shameful simulation ala Morelos & Kyogo!
Min 69: Lanarkshire Accies's on the attack after Nikolay Todorov robs Dresser Prendel...
        ...and he rolls a low cross to Jamie Barjonas...
        ...and Jamie Barjonas sidefoots low into the net GOAL!...
        ...Lanarkshire Accies pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: HAM 2 - SRA 5
Min 72: Weerie Opollo (SRA) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Stephen Hendrie (HAM) is there to clear with his head.
Min 74: Jules Everitt (SRA) collects the ball from Weerie Opollo on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Jamie Smith for a big save!
Min 75: HAM now playing Press
Min 76: Superb sliding block by Cian Newbury (HAM) denies Weerie Opollo a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Mondo Polestar in the Lanarkshire Accies box.
Min 77: Cheeky back heel from Jules Everitt to release Mondo Polestar in the box...
        ...but the Scotsman is flagged to have been off-side.  Calls for VAR in SESL? 
Min 78: WTAF!  Time wasting?  The manager taps where his watch would have been only some scamp from the crowd has half inched it. Scottish rascals! 
Min 86: Jamie Barjonas breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Oli Shaw on the attack down the right...
        ...the Scotsman cuts inside, evades Plunder Ghench's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball towards the goal but Multon Klayhammer is there to punch the ball out of danger.
Min 87: Superb sliding block by Jestry Murg (SRA) denies Kevin OHara a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Fergus Owens in the Stranraer box.
Min 87: Great tackle by Stephen Hendrie (HAM)...
        ...to prevent Trunred Hearttree (SRA) from latching onto Xian Carbon's pass. 
Min 88: Trunred Hearttree (SRA) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Stephen Hendrie (HAM) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


FINAL SCORE: Lanarkshire Accies 2 - Stranraer 5


Man Of The Match: Weerie Opollo (SRA)

Hamilton Accies
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Jamie Smith               25 25 25 11  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  5
DF Fergus Owens              18 18 18 14  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Stephen Hendrie           26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ricki Lamie               20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cian Newbury              30 30 30 24  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Charlie Telfer            26 26 26 23  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ewan Simpson              17 17 17 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Jamie Barjonas            35 35 35 31  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Kevin OHara               34 34 34 34  2  n  4  0  1  1 90  6
FW Nikolay Todorov           25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Oli Shaw                  23 23 23 23  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Stranraer
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Multon Klayhammer         26 26 26 11  2  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Plunder Ghench            22 22 22 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Striller Harp             18 18 18 14 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Jestry Murg               20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Dresser Prendel           30 30 30 24  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Lian Calftun              29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  0 44  6
DF Hudd Anstler               9  9  9  7  2  n  0  0  0  0 46  6
MF Ser Richer Shakest        32 32 32 32  3  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF Jules Everitt             31 31 31 27  2  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
MF Trunred Hearttree         30 30 30 30  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Weerie Opollo             30 30 30 27  1  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Long Hearthall            21 21 21 21  7  n  4  0  1  1 45  6
FW Mondo Polestar            35 35 35 35  3  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Xian Carbon               15 15 15 15  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       HAM SRA
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Halftime           1   4
Fulltime           2   5
Shots On Target    3   7
Shots              4   7
Saves              2   1
Offsides           1   2
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      69  65
Revenue          107 107

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  HAM  L  56.40 133.89 211.94 
  1  SRA  N  70.50 170.55 178.55 
 44  SRA  N  60.50 150.55 173.55 
 46  SRA  N  60.50 149.55 166.05 
 76  HAM  P  28.20  99.64 242.44 
 76  SRA  N  60.50 138.55 166.05 

 Trainer's Report
HAM paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Lian Calftun (SRA) suffered a thigh bruise.
Plunder Ghench (SRA) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Ewan Simpson (HAM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Ser Richer Shakest (SRA) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Jules Everitt (SRA) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.