
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 992 | 657 |
| Draws | 332 | 204 |
| Losses | 579 | 422 |
| Pct. | 0.609 | 0.592 |
| SFLSL-1 Information | |||||||||||||||||
| Pl. | PLAYER | POS | AGE | SL | EL | MAT | MIN | DP | GLS | SH | PKG | GA | SF | MOM | SU | PU | NAT |
| 1. | Hands Save | GK | 4 | 25 | 6 | 8 | 720 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 33 | 1 | 0 | 4 | |
| 2. | Hans Big | GK | 1 | 19 | 6 | 7 | 630 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 31 | 0 | 0 | 6 | |
| 3. | Sticky Hans | GK | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4. | Clearing Up | SW | 4 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 270 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5. | Tack Ull | DF | 2 | 28 | 5 | 9 | 720 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | |
| 6. | Kin Ard | DF | 3 | 27 | 5 | 9 | 718 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | |
| 7. | Nigel Mansell | DF | 6 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 810 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8. | Ben Efit | DF | 3 | 5 | 10 | 5 | 450 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9. | Candida Auris | DF | 7 | 4 | 10 | 8 | 720 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10. | Lovely Jubbly | DM | 6 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11. | Pley Mayker | MF | 3 | 27 | 4 | 9 | 735 | 12 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | |
| 12. | Break Thalines | MF | 4 | 23 | 3 | 10 | 765 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 13. | Side Show | MF | 5 | 12 | 6 | 8 | 685 | 14 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 14. | Paz It | MF | 6 | 4 | 10 | 4 | 360 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 15. | Wyn Err | MA | 0 | 19 | 3 | 11 | 840 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| 16. | Rapid Jim | WG | 6 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 720 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 17. | Epic Stan-Lee | FW | 5 | 24 | 4 | 9 | 765 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | |
| 18. | Baka Dinetti | FW | 0 | 20 | 4 | 9 | 765 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| 19. | Bako Dinetti | FW | 1 | 9 | 10 | 3 | 270 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 20. | Finich Cher | FW | 1 | 7 | 10 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 21. | Youz Full | UT | 2 | 28 | 6 | 9 | 632 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | |
| 22. | Jakov Alltrades | UT | 3 | 22 | 6 | 10 | 720 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | |