| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 353 | 3 |
| Draws | 357 | 6 |
| Losses | 1013 | 13 |
| Pct. | 0.308 | 0.273 |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Jed Steed | GK | 4 | 16 | 9 | 2 |
| G_Buchan | GK | 4 | 14 | 10 | 0 |
| Paddy Kenny | GK | 0 | 9 | 10 | 4 |
 | Derek Craven | SW | 5 | 18 | 4 | 0 |
| Sidney Shoarma | SD | 5 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| G_Summer | DF | 3 | 23 | 10 | 8 |
| Armand Traore | DF | 2 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
| Alberto Górriz | DF | 5 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
| Peter Swan | DF | 2 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
| John Stones | DF | 0 | 15 | 10 | 8 |
| F_Blubber | DF | 4 | 10 | 8 | 0 |
| D_Knox | DM | 5 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Pablo Fornals | MF | 1 | 22 | 10 | 9 |
| Adrien Silva | MF | 2 | 20 | 8 | 0 |
| B-Lamb | MF | 4 | 13 | 8 | 0 |
| Drake London | MF | 5 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Josh Windass | MA | 0 | 15 | 5 | 8 |
| Shalla-Bal | WG | 2 | 26 | 7 | 9 |
| Junior Hoilett | WG | 1 | 24 | 8 | 10 |
| Ansu Fati | WG | 5 | 12 | 6 | 0 |
| Neil Shipperley | FW | 3 | 26 | 6 | 5 |
| Josep Escolà | FW | 2 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
 | G_Knobs | FW | 3 | 16 | 6 | 0 |
| S_Yardly | FW | 5 | 6 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Drake London | 2 |
| Paddy Kenny | 1 |
MVP: LLw
Team DPs: 58
SXS are rivals to 0 teams.
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 23 | Nov 08 | @ | The New Saints | SFLSL-2 | ||
| 25 | Nov 14 | Newton Heath LYR | SFLSL-2 | |||
| 26 | Nov 15 | @ | FC Blades | SFLSL-2 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 22 | Nov 07 | L | 2 - 7 | West Bromwich Baggies | SFLSL-2 | |
| 21 | Nov 04 | L | 2 - 4 | New Jersey Nutmegs | SFLSL-2 | |
| 20 | Nov 01 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Highland Rangers | SFLSL-2 |
| 19 | Oct 31 | W | 6 - 0 | Copernicus Town | SFLSL-2 | |
| 18 | Oct 28 | L | 2 - 3 | (n) | Cannons | Dowson Cup |
| 17 | Oct 25 | L | 2 - 4 | @ | Inter Postmen | SFLSL-2 |
| 16 | Oct 24 | W | 2 - 0 | Pehuajo Expos | SFLSL-2 | |
| 14 | Oct 18 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | Ye Olde Spurs FC | SFLSL-2 |
| 13 | Oct 17 | D | 2 - 2 | Cannons | SFLSL-2 | |
| 12 | Oct 14 | W | 2 - 0 | (n) | Merrylee Maestros | Dowson Cup |
Right then, lads. After 48 seasons propping up the bottom of the league like a broken shelf, we’ve decided enough is enough.
It turns out playing pretty football doesn’t win matches when your midfield has the backbone of a damp parkin and collapses faster than a cheap deckchair in Scarborough. We’ve spent nearly half a century being the most generous side in Christendom, but the charity ends now.
We are officially recruiting proper Yorkshiremen to sort this chuffing mess out.
We don’t care if you can’t do a step-over, but you must be able to put a tackle in that rattles their ancestors and look a referee dead in the eye without blinking. We need lads who don’t soft-soap, who know the value of a hard day's graft, and who treat a clean sheet like it’s their own wallet—never to be opened. If you’re built like a brick outhouse, don't mind a bit of rain, and think "fancy tactics" are for soft southerners, get your boots.
It’s time to dust off your flat caps, leave your excuses at home, and let's go show these lot what a bit of genuine Yorkshire grit actually looks like.
Neil Warnock is a legendary English football manager and former winger who holds the records for the most professional games managed (over 1,600) and the most promotions (eight) in English football history.
Overview and Playing Career
- Born: December 1, 1948, in Sheffield, England.
- Playing Position: Winger.
- Playing Career (1967–1982): Represented clubs including Chesterfield, Rotherham United, Hartlepool United, Scunthorpe United, Barnsley, and others, making 327 league appearances before retiring to focus on coaching.
Managerial Career Highlights
- Record-Breaker: Celebrated for his straight-talking, colorful personality, he managed 16+ professional clubs over five decades.
- Eight Promotions: Holds the English record for eight career promotions, notably guiding Sheffield United (2006) and Queens Park Rangers to the Premier League.
- Notable Clubs Managed: Sheffield United, Crystal Palace, Queens Park Rangers, Leeds United, Cardiff City, Middlesbrough, and Aberdeen