| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 348 | 3 |
| Draws | 352 | 6 |
| Losses | 1004 | 13 |
| Pct. | 0.308 | 0.273 |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Jed Steed | GK | 4 | 18 | 6 | 0 |
| G_Buchan | GK | 4 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
| H_Gruber | GK | 1 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Derek Craven | SW | 5 | 23 | 6 | 0 |
| Sidney Shoarma | SD | 5 | 11 | 10 | 0 |
| Alberto Górriz | DF | 5 | 20 | 10 | 0 |
| Armand Traore | DF | 2 | 20 | 6 | 0 |
| G_Summer | DF | 3 | 18 | 6 | 0 |
| Peter Swan | DF | 2 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
| F_Blubber | DF | 4 | 13 | 10 | 0 |
| D_Knox | DM | 5 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Adrien Silva | MF | 2 | 22 | 6 | 0 |
| B-Lamb | MF | 4 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| Bango | MF | 4 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
| Shalla-Bal | WG | 2 | 19 | 6 | 0 |
| Junior Hoilett | WG | 1 | 16 | 10 | 1 |
| Neil Shipperley | FW | 3 | 26 | 6 | 2 |
| Carl Asaba | FW | 1 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
| G_Knobs | FW | 3 | 18 | 6 | 0 |
| D_Scotty | FW | 5 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| S_Yardly | FW | 5 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| Julen Guerrero | FW | 7 | 8 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Julen Guerrero | 5 |
| Alberto Górriz | 4 |
| Derek Craven | 3 |
MVP: ll-
Team DPs: 4
SXS are rivals to 0 teams.
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 3 | Sep 23 | @ | A.C. Sapone | SFLSL Cup | ||
| 4 | Sep 26 | Dundee Broncos | SFLSL Cup | |||
| 5 | Sep 27 | BIG is Beautiful | SFLSL Cup |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 2 | Sep 20 | L | 1 - 5 | @ | BIG is Beautiful | SFLSL Cup |
| 1 | Sep 19 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | Dundee Broncos | SFLSL Cup |
Right then, lads. After 48 seasons propping up the bottom of the league like a broken shelf, we’ve decided enough is enough.
It turns out playing pretty football doesn’t win matches when your midfield has the backbone of a damp parkin and collapses faster than a cheap deckchair in Scarborough. We’ve spent nearly half a century being the most generous side in Christendom, but the charity ends now.
We are officially recruiting proper Yorkshiremen to sort this chuffing mess out.
We don’t care if you can’t do a step-over, but you must be able to put a tackle in that rattles their ancestors and look a referee dead in the eye without blinking. We need lads who don’t soft-soap, who know the value of a hard day's graft, and who treat a clean sheet like it’s their own wallet—never to be opened. If you’re built like a brick outhouse, don't mind a bit of rain, and think "fancy tactics" are for soft southerners, get your boots.
It’s time to dust off your flat caps, leave your excuses at home, and let's go show these lot what a bit of genuine Yorkshire grit actually looks like.
Neil Warnock is a legendary English football manager and former winger who holds the records for the most professional games managed (over 1,600) and the most promotions (eight) in English football history.
Overview and Playing Career
- Born: December 1, 1948, in Sheffield, England.
- Playing Position: Winger.
- Playing Career (1967–1982): Represented clubs including Chesterfield, Rotherham United, Hartlepool United, Scunthorpe United, Barnsley, and others, making 327 league appearances before retiring to focus on coaching.
Managerial Career Highlights
- Record-Breaker: Celebrated for his straight-talking, colorful personality, he managed 16+ professional clubs over five decades.
- Eight Promotions: Holds the English record for eight career promotions, notably guiding Sheffield United (2006) and Queens Park Rangers to the Premier League.
- Notable Clubs Managed: Sheffield United, Crystal Palace, Queens Park Rangers, Leeds United, Cardiff City, Middlesbrough, and Aberdeen