| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 382 | 34 |
| Draws | 189 | 5 |
| Losses | 454 | 39 |
| Pct. | 0.465 | 0.468 |
| Fife Coast Pirates (FCP) | S17 - S19 |
| Sherwood FC (SWD) | S20 - S20 |
| David Blair (S17-19), Casey Strugielski (S20-20), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Randall Cunningham | GK | 2 | 32 | 6 | 10 |
| Clank Driveshaft | GK | 2 | 20 | 6 | 0 |
| Tim Brown | SW | 0 | 20 | 8 | 9 |
| Mick Luckhurst | SW | 6 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
 | Rubes | DF | 2 | 33 | 6 | 10 |
 | Nate Hobbs | DF | 1 | 20 | 2 | 1 |
| Murdock Garfield | DF | 6 | 4 | 6 | 0 |
| Jim Plunkett | MF | 3 | 20 | 6 | 0 |
| Thomas Partey | MF | 4 | 11 | 6 | 0 |
 | Eric Dickerson | MF | 5 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
| Brian Dexter | MF | 6 | 5 | 6 | 0 |
 | Derek Henry | WG | 1 | 30 | 5 | 10 |
| Ruby | WG | 0 | 23 | 9 | 10 |
| Maxx Crosby | WG | 3 | 14 | 2 | 0 |
| Jason Kelce | WG | 5 | 8 | 6 | 0 |
| Jerry Rice | FW | 5 | 27 | 4 | 0 |
| odell Beckham | FW | 1 | 26 | 9 | 6 |
| Forward Ruby | FW | 4 | 21 | 7 | 0 |
| Brock Purdy | FW | 3 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Brock Bowers | FW | 6 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| Name | Matches |
| Jim Plunkett | 6 |
| Jerry Rice | 6 |
| Clank Driveshaft | 2 |
MVP: Ll-
Team DPs: 144
CAM are rivals to 0 teams.
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 38 | Sep 14 | @ | Montevideo Tricolores | SFLSL-2 | ||
| 40 | Sep 20 | Inter Postmen | SFLSL-2 | |||
| 41 | Sep 21 | @ | Gotham City Knights FC | SFLSL-2 |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 37 | Sep 13 | L | 2 - 4 | New Jersey Nutmegs | SFLSL-2 | |
| 35 | Sep 07 | L | 3 - 8 | @ | Preston North End | SFLSL-2 |
| 34 | Sep 06 | W | 1 - 0 | West Bromwich Baggies | SFLSL-2 | |
| 32 | Aug 31 | W | 3 - 2 | @ | Silverx Surfers | SFLSL-2 |
| 31 | Aug 30 | W | 1 - 0 | Pehuajo Expos | SFLSL-2 | |
| 29 | Aug 24 | L | 0 - 4 | @ | Newton Heath LYR | SFLSL-2 |
| 28 | Aug 23 | L | 2 - 3 | Merrylee Maestros | SFLSL-2 | |
| 27 | Aug 20 | L | 1 - 5 | (n) | Lisburn City | Dowson Cup |
| 26 | Aug 17 | L | 0 - 7 | @ | Highland Rangers | SFLSL-2 |
| 25 | Aug 16 | L | 0 - 1 | Copernicus Town | SFLSL-2 |
Updated June 2025.
well that went as bad as we expected last season. Pretty much dead last if I recall. However strangely we had a run in the Dowson plate. Getting to the semi finals. Plenty of youngsters. But need more Tp. I think we are a season away from being able to contend again, but who knows aiming not to finish bottom of the league this season, but it will be tough we still don't have a defence.
Updated June 2025
Doesnt seem that long ago since I did one of these oh it wasn't 3 months ago!
HealthKick is going well still although slowing down I still want to lose 1 more stone before we go to Disney in Ocober. Not sure if I'm going to quite make it but I'll try.
After Disney will have to think where to go to next although I think the wallet might need a rest.
Best Dad joke. Why don't Monster eat Ghosts???? Because they taste like sheet!