| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 122 | 0 |
| Draws | 127 | 0 |
| Losses | 337 | 0 |
| Pct. | 0.317 | 0.000 |
| Amsterdam Angry Angels (AAA) | S1 - S2 |
| Another All-Star A-Team (AAA) | S3 - S4 |
| Grand Adam Albion (AAA) | S5 - S6 |
| Somerset Blue Raiders (SOM) | S7 - S13 |
| Norman Hunters (NH) | S14 - S32 |
| Dundee Broncos (DB) | S14 - S14 |
| Rene Wilkens (S1-1), Marc de Kok (S2-3), David Blair (S4-5), Mike Cabral (S6-12), William Bushby (S13-19), Mark Boland (S14-14), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Kepa Kapa | GK | 1 | 21 | 10 | 10 |
| Andy Goram | GK | 4 | 20 | 8 | 0 |
| Raya | GK | 6 | 7 | 10 | 0 |
 | Len Killeen | DF | 2 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
 | Letsholonyane | DF | 1 | 21 | 4 | 10 |
 | Left Hander | DF | 2 | 20 | -1 | 3 |
 | Andy Goram | DF | 4 | 18 | 0 | 1 |
 | Saliba | DF | 5 | 5 | 7 | 0 |
| Jabu | DF | 6 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
 | Per Mertersacker | DM | 4 | 17 | 2 | 1 |
| Dowman | MF | 2 | 14 | 3 | 1 |
| David Luis | MF | 5 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
| Jack Wontshire | MF | 5 | 5 | 9 | 0 |
| Jorginono | MF | 5 | 5 | 8 | 0 |
| Martin Odegaard | MF | 6 | 3 | 10 | 0 |
| Jack Wilshere | MF | 7 | 1 | 10 | 0 |
| Myles Usher | FW | 2 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
| Nwaneri | FW | 5 | 13 | 4 | 0 |
| Silvinho | FW | 6 | 5 | 10 | 0 |
| Leondro Trossard | FW | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Bernard Parker | FW | 8 | 0 | 10 | 0 |
| Myles Lewis-Skelly | UT | 3 | 26 | 4 | 8 |
| Name | Matches |
| None |
MVP: lDd
Team DPs: 134
CN are rivals to 0 teams.
Beating FCB
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 41 | Mar 01 | L | 0 - 2 | @ | Inter Postmen | SFLSL-2 |
| 40 | Feb 28 | D | 0 - 0 | Pehuajo Expos | SFLSL-2 | |
| 38 | Feb 22 | D | 0 - 0 | @ | Silverx Surfers | SFLSL-2 |
| 37 | Feb 21 | L | 2 - 3 | Merrylee Maestros | SFLSL-2 | |
| 35 | Feb 15 | L | 3 - 4 | @ | FC Blades | SFLSL-2 |
| 34 | Feb 14 | L | 0 - 5 | @ | Camelot FC | SFLSL-2 |
| 32 | Feb 08 | L | 0 - 5 | Golden Dragons | SFLSL-2 | |
| 31 | Feb 07 | L | 1 - 3 | @ | Newton Heath LYR | SFLSL-2 |
| 29 | Feb 01 | D | 2 - 2 | West Bromwich Baggies | SFLSL-2 | |
| 28 | Jan 31 | L | 0 - 3 | @ | New Jersey Nutmegs | SFLSL-2 |
Season 28 Update
| Name | Seasons | P | W | D | L | BEST FINISH |
| Amsterdam Angry Angels | 1 - 2 | 44 | 8 | 16 | 20 | 10th Div 1 |
| Another All-Star A Team | 3 - 4 | 44 | 5 | 7 | 32 | 12th Div 2 |
| Grand Adam Albion | 5 - 6 | 44 | 10 | 8 | 26 | 9th Div 2 |
| Somerset Blue Raiders | 7 - 13 | 144 | 55 | 30 | 59 | 5th Div 1 |
| Dundee Broncos | 14 | 22 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 7th Div 2 |
| Norman Hunters | 15 - | 511 | 205 | 93 | 213 | 8th Div 1 |
Season 28 Update
I am a South African who is a full-time Chartered Accountant, but also a part-time Sports Analyst and website owner (Sports 24 Seven - All Things Jabu). I have been married for nearly four years now and we have welcomed our first child, Callum Jabu Barnard (ironically Callum is a Scottish name) into the world in August last year. The little chap is celebrating his first birthday in two weeks!
From a personal point of view, I play 6 a side soccer once a week, where I'm a goal scoring full back, hockey once a week and have taken up running for a health and fitness approach. I have completed two half-marathons now.
From a sporting point of view, my first love is and always will be Arsenal. My father supported them and I grew up as a supporter. My picture used to be up in the Emirates Stadium for two years as I won a competition to be their South African fan. I also received a signed letter from Arsene Wenger on my wedding.
As a South African, I am also a big rugby fan supporting the Cheetahs and the Springboks. And in Scottish football Rangers > Celtic.
SFLSL Bio
I have played in SFLSL since season 20 and ultimately have had some of my best success in SOS here. Last season was the first time I have ever avoided Division 1 relegation and was in the title run until a poor decision to focus on the cups. Season 24 was the highlight as I won the SFLSL cup and lost the McBride PLate final! 316 games into my work here now!