
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 988 | 656 |
| Draws | 326 | 200 |
| Losses | 570 | 414 |
| Pct. | 0.611 | 0.595 |
| All Competitions Information | |||||||||||||||||
| Pl. | PLAYER | POS | AGE | SL | EL | MAT | MIN | DP | GLS | SH | PKG | GA | SF | MOM | SU | PU | NAT |
| 1. | Hands Save | GK | 4 | 27 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 2. | Hans Big | GK | 1 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3. | Sticky Hans | GK | 2 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4. | Clearing Up | SW | 4 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5. | Tack Ull | DF | 2 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6. | Kin Ard | DF | 3 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7. | Nigel Mansell | DF | 6 | 13 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8. | Candida Auris | DF | 7 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9. | Ben Efit | DF | 3 | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10. | Lovely Jubbly | DM | 6 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11. | Pley Mayker | MF | 3 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 12. | Break Thalines | MF | 4 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| 13. | Side Show | MF | 5 | 16 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 14. | Paz It | MF | 6 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 15. | Wyn Err | MA | 0 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 16. | Rapid Jim | WG | 6 | 20 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 17. | Epic Stan-Lee | FW | 5 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 18. | Bako Dinetti | FW | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 19. | Baka Dinetti | FW | 0 | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 20. | Finich Cher | FW | 1 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 21. | Youz Full | UT | 2 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| 22. | Jakov Alltrades | UT | 3 | 22 | 6 | 2 | 180 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |