| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 271 | 125 |
| Draws | 188 | 94 |
| Losses | 354 | 219 |
| Pct. | 0.449 | 0.393 |
| London Flops FC (FFC) | S1 - S6 |
| Ginger Brigade (GBR) | S7 - S11 |
| Grunge Brigade (GBR) | S12 - S24 |
| David King (S1-5), Vacant (S6-6), Marc Roseblade (S7-7), Kevin Martin (S8-10), |
| Name | Pos | Age | SL | EL | PU | |
 | Jon Kennedy | GK | 2 | 28 | 4 | 7 |
 | Callum Coburn | GK | 5 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
 | UNKLE | SW | 3 | 30 | 3 | 10 |
| Sault | DF | 1 | 25 | 6 | 7 |
| Coldcut | DF | 3 | 22 | 4 | 5 |
| Maribou State | DF | 1 | 22 | 7 | 10 |
| Rohne | DF | 1 | 20 | 10 | 5 |
| Lamb | DF | 5 | 11 | 10 | 0 |
| Kaas | DM | 5 | 20 | 4 | 1 |
| Infonetic | MF | 3 | 24 | 3 | 5 |
| Laika | MF | 4 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
 | DJ Shadow | MF | 5 | 9 | 10 | 0 |
| Martin Odegaard | MF | 6 | 6 | 10 | 0 |
| Mono | MA | 1 | 24 | 6 | 10 |
| Leo Miller | WG | 4 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
| Bonobo | FW | 4 | 24 | 4 | 8 |
| Ben Farrel | FW | 5 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
| Gabriel Martinelli | FW | 5 | 15 | 10 | 0 |
| Nujabes | UT | 2 | 25 | 8 | 5 |
| Morcheeba | UT | 1 | 25 | 6 | 8 |
| Name | Matches |
| None |
MVP: wWl
Team DPs: 142
BUS are rivals to 1 teams.
Season 33 - SL in FW's
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP |
| M | DATE | OPPONENT | COMP | |||
| 41 | Nov 17 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Copernicus Town | SFLSL-2 |
| 40 | Nov 16 | W | 2 - 0 | Highland Rangers | SFLSL-2 | |
| 38 | Nov 10 | L | 0 - 1 | @ | Locomotive Darlington | SFLSL-2 |
| 37 | Nov 09 | W | 1 - 0 | Montevideo Tricolores | SFLSL-2 | |
| 35 | Nov 03 | L | 0 - 1 | @ | Preston North End | SFLSL-2 |
| 34 | Nov 02 | W | 4 - 0 | West Bromwich Baggies | SFLSL-2 | |
| 32 | Oct 27 | W | 4 - 1 | @ | Silverx Surfers | SFLSL-2 |
| 31 | Oct 26 | D | 0 - 0 | Pehuajo Expos | SFLSL-2 | |
| 29 | Oct 20 | W | 1 - 0 | @ | Merrylee Maestros | SFLSL-2 |
| 28 | Oct 19 | L | 0 - 2 | Inter Postmen | SFLSL-2 |
Season 45 update
No idea what happened. Best T11 and 2nd best T17 and we didn't even came close to getting promoted. Can we blame it on experience, or the lack of it given that we had a very young team? Can we blame the manager for not being able to glue this team together? Or should we blame the board of directors who decided to cash in on a few key players? You tell me, because I just don't know.
WINS: 12
DRAWS: 8
LOSSES: 15
Season 44 Records
Topscorer: Bonobo (11 goals)
Keyplayer: Laika (2175 mins)
MoM's: Bonobo (4 MoM's)
Player of the season: Bonobo
Young player of the season: Jon Kennedy
All Time Records
Club topscorer: Eddie Vedder -97(s11-18)
Club Bad Boy: John Butler -76(s20-25)
Club MoM: Charles Dickens -22(s4-11)
Mister BUS (most Apps): Jimi Hendrix -231(s18-25)
T11 21.3 (9th) T17 19.2 (5th) TSL 351 (6th) Age 3.21 (6th)
Expectations:
We don't have any. That might sound a bit silly, but really...we don't. Last couple of seasons it always ended up being completely different, so this year we start without having any expectations or whatsoever. No pressure, no goals, just having fun. See where that is gonna take us :)
The backend of the team is what looks most solid, solid GK, decent backup, strong defenders, some up and coming youngsters and a duo of versitile players that can roam the pitch if needed. Midfield section looks dramatic, aging harder then the rest. Infonetic should have one more solid season in him and hopefully Mono will grow under his wing. Forwards. What happened to our forwards? Experience is what they do have, so hopefully they can make a difference by outsmarting opposing defenders....but there's definitely some intervention needed.
Season 45 update
Last update I was rambling about my club Ajax, how terrible it all was but that there was light at the end of the tunnel. Well... the light might still be there, but I'm not seeing it right now. Although there's a lot more peace and quiet at directors level now, the first team is still very much below par. Way below. New headcoach Farioli seems like a football maniac (the ten Hag / Slot type) but it worries me that I don't understand his thinking.
This weekend we played against a newly promoted team and we lost 2 to 1. When the coach was asked if he would make changes if he could go back 90 minutes and start over he said he would not, as he's still convinced he played his best team today. I tried my best to see through his eyes, but I just can't. Six of the best players on the squad were benched. 6! That's more then half the team. I mean...what the flying F***. How can you strongly believe you fielded the best team for the day if you leave 6 of your T11 on the bench? Am I getting too old to understand modern day (data driven) football?
As for the rest, all's fine! ;)
Coach's Honours:
SFLSL
Grunge Brigade:
Division 2 winner season 15
Mc Bride Plate winner season 23
Mc Bride Plate runnerup season 25, 31
Mc Bride cup winner season 33
SESL
Stirling Albion:
Division 2 runnerup season 28
Hearts:
Division 1 runnerup season 32
SESL Cup runnerup season 33
Airdrieonians FC:
Division 1 winner - season 42
OASL
Seattle Sounders:
AS Cup runnerup season 13
ASC Plate runnerup season 16
Division 2 runnerup season 17
ST Trophy runnerup season 18
Allen Sellers Cup Runner up - season 20
ODFL
Ajax Amsterdam:
Division 2 runnerup season 2
League Cup winner season 2
Division 1 winner season 11
Sporting Lisbon:
League up runnerup season 9
Division 1 winner season 10
ODFL Cup winner season 10
SOS Cup
Stirling Albion (SESL):
Sweet 16 - Season 8
Grunge Brigade: (SFLSL):
Groupfase - Season 9
Hearts (SESL):
Sweet 16 - Season 10
Former Olmec partners
The Manager
Starmundo FC:
Division 2 runnerup season 25
KO Shield winner season 26
The Dutch Masters:
Evolution Cup runnerup season 34
Evolution Cup runnerup season 36
MSWL
Barnsley Brewers:
Division 2 winner season 22