
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 585 | 282 |
| Draws | 218 | 98 |
| Losses | 463 | 264 |
| Pct. | 0.548 | 0.514 |
| Paul Cockayne (S29-33), |
| Franchise Active |
| Active MM Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Forfar Road | DF | 5 (44-48) | 108 | 9540 | 1 | 19 | 24 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Kelvin Dale | FW | 4 (45-48) | 95 | 7798 | 59 | 145 | 24 | 15 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Two Pints | DF | 4 (45-48) | 82 | 7090 | 0 | 10 | 32 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | The Fort | GK | 3 (46-48) | 69 | 5305 | 11 | 30 | 38 | 3 | 6.2 | 33 | 128 | 87.7 |
| 5. | Govan Mbeki | WG | 3 (46-48) | 66 | 5434 | 25 | 72 | 24 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Boaby Balcarres | WG | 4 (45-48) | 61 | 5150 | 12 | 51 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 7. | Haggis Pakora | WG | 2 (47-48) | 51 | 4192 | 13 | 46 | 16 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Clem Fandango | DF | 3 (46-48) | 50 | 4356 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 5.8 | 2 | 4 | 38.5 |
| 9. | Crianlarich | DF | 2 (47-48) | 50 | 4185 | 1 | 18 | 24 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Burnblock | MF | 2 (47-48) | 48 | 4005 | 7 | 32 | 4 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Midwest Indigo | MA | 2 (47-48) | 33 | 2868 | 10 | 29 | 0 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 12. | Arkadiusz Korpalski | DF | 2 (47-48) | 30 | 2530 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | RAWFEAR | DF | 1 (48-48) | 27 | 2310 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Heavydirtysoul | FW | 1 (48-48) | 25 | 1922 | 4 | 16 | 12 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Steven Toast | WG | 3 (46-48) | 24 | 1794 | 3 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Brad Young | FW | 2 (47-48) | 21 | 1665 | 10 | 26 | 8 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Semi-Automatic | WG | 1 (48-48) | 20 | 1455 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Lavish | MA | 1 (48-48) | 16 | 1440 | 8 | 21 | 0 | 2 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Mulberry Street | GK | 1 (48-48) | 8 | 525 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.3 | 8 | 20 | 50.0 |