
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 589 | 285 |
| Draws | 222 | 101 |
| Losses | 481 | 276 |
| Pct. | 0.542 | 0.507 |
| Paul Cockayne (S29-33), |
| Franchise Active |
| Active MM Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Kelvin Dale | FW | 5 (45-49) | 115 | 9493 | 63 | 157 | 28 | 15 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Forfar Road | DF | 6 (44-49) | 109 | 9630 | 1 | 19 | 24 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Two Pints | DF | 5 (45-49) | 97 | 8395 | 0 | 10 | 36 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | The Fort | GK | 4 (46-49) | 91 | 7240 | 11 | 30 | 38 | 9 | 6.2 | 64 | 243 | 116.0 |
| 5. | Govan Mbeki | WG | 4 (46-49) | 78 | 6514 | 25 | 76 | 28 | 4 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Haggis Pakora | WG | 3 (47-49) | 70 | 5767 | 13 | 57 | 16 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 7. | Crianlarich | DF | 3 (47-49) | 69 | 5835 | 2 | 23 | 28 | 4 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Burnblock | MF | 3 (47-49) | 68 | 5715 | 7 | 40 | 8 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Boaby Balcarres | WG | 4 (45-48) | 61 | 5150 | 12 | 51 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Midwest Indigo | MA | 3 (47-49) | 53 | 4623 | 14 | 42 | 4 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Clem Fandango | DF | 4 (46-49) | 52 | 4536 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 5.8 | 2 | 4 | 38.5 |
| 12. | Arkadiusz Korpalski | DF | 3 (47-49) | 50 | 4192 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 5.7 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | RAWFEAR | DF | 2 (48-49) | 47 | 4038 | 0 | 6 | 12 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Heavydirtysoul | FW | 2 (48-49) | 45 | 3632 | 6 | 32 | 16 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Semi-Automatic | WG | 2 (48-49) | 36 | 2808 | 6 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Lavish | MA | 2 (48-49) | 31 | 2790 | 8 | 22 | 4 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Brad Young | FW | 3 (47-49) | 25 | 1950 | 10 | 27 | 8 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Overcompensate | DM | 1 (49-49) | 20 | 1665 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5.4 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Heathens | UT | 1 (49-49) | 16 | 1349 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 5.6 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 20. | Mulberry Street | GK | 2 (48-49) | 13 | 930 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6.1 | 26 | 53 | 51.5 |
| 21. | Portknockie | WG | 1 (49-49) | 9 | 627 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 22. | Blurry Face | MA | 1 (49-49) | 7 | 630 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5.6 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |