
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 586 | 283 |
| Draws | 220 | 99 |
| Losses | 469 | 265 |
| Pct. | 0.546 | 0.514 |
| Paul Cockayne (S29-33), |
| Franchise Active |
| Active MM Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Forfar Road | DF | 6 (44-49) | 109 | 9630 | 1 | 19 | 24 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Kelvin Dale | FW | 5 (45-49) | 102 | 8383 | 60 | 149 | 28 | 15 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Two Pints | DF | 5 (45-49) | 87 | 7495 | 0 | 10 | 32 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | The Fort | GK | 4 (46-49) | 77 | 6025 | 11 | 30 | 38 | 6 | 6.2 | 46 | 175 | 99.0 |
| 5. | Govan Mbeki | WG | 4 (46-49) | 71 | 5884 | 25 | 75 | 24 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Boaby Balcarres | WG | 4 (45-48) | 61 | 5150 | 12 | 51 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 7. | Haggis Pakora | WG | 3 (47-49) | 58 | 4732 | 13 | 47 | 16 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 8. | Burnblock | MF | 3 (47-49) | 56 | 4635 | 7 | 38 | 8 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Crianlarich | DF | 3 (47-49) | 56 | 4725 | 2 | 19 | 24 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Clem Fandango | DF | 4 (46-49) | 52 | 4536 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 5.8 | 2 | 4 | 38.5 |
| 11. | Midwest Indigo | MA | 3 (47-49) | 40 | 3498 | 11 | 38 | 4 | 2 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 12. | Arkadiusz Korpalski | DF | 3 (47-49) | 38 | 3112 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | RAWFEAR | DF | 2 (48-49) | 34 | 2898 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | Heavydirtysoul | FW | 2 (48-49) | 33 | 2552 | 4 | 21 | 12 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Semi-Automatic | WG | 2 (48-49) | 24 | 1773 | 4 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Lavish | MA | 2 (48-49) | 23 | 2070 | 8 | 22 | 0 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Brad Young | FW | 3 (47-49) | 22 | 1710 | 10 | 26 | 8 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Mulberry Street | GK | 2 (48-49) | 9 | 615 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.2 | 10 | 25 | 51.3 |
| 19. | Overcompensate | DM | 1 (49-49) | 7 | 495 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 20. | Heathens | UT | 1 (49-49) | 6 | 450 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 21. | Portknockie | WG | 1 (49-49) | 5 | 312 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |