
| Overall | Div 1 | |
| Wins | 577 | 282 |
| Draws | 217 | 98 |
| Losses | 462 | 264 |
| Pct. | 0.546 | 0.514 |
| Paul Cockayne (S29-33), |
| Franchise Active |
| Active MM Player Statistics | |||||||||||||
| Pl. | Player | Pos | Seasons | APPS | MINS | GOALS | SHOTS | DPs | MOMS | RAT | GA | SF | GKRat |
| 1. | Forfar Road | DF | 5 (44-48) | 105 | 9270 | 1 | 18 | 24 | 2 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 2. | Kelvin Dale | FW | 4 (45-48) | 86 | 7078 | 48 | 126 | 24 | 12 | 6.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 3. | Two Pints | DF | 4 (45-48) | 76 | 6550 | 0 | 9 | 24 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 4. | The Fort | GK | 3 (46-48) | 61 | 4720 | 11 | 30 | 30 | 2 | 6.2 | 29 | 104 | 80.1 |
| 5. | Boaby Balcarres | WG | 4 (45-48) | 59 | 5013 | 12 | 48 | 8 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 6. | Govan Mbeki | WG | 3 (46-48) | 58 | 4774 | 21 | 59 | 24 | 4 | 6.2 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 7. | Clem Fandango | DF | 3 (46-48) | 44 | 3816 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 5.8 | 2 | 4 | 38.5 |
| 8. | Crianlarich | DF | 2 (47-48) | 43 | 3555 | 0 | 12 | 24 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 9. | Haggis Pakora | WG | 2 (47-48) | 42 | 3564 | 9 | 36 | 16 | 2 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 10. | Burnblock | MF | 2 (47-48) | 41 | 3375 | 6 | 25 | 4 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 11. | Midwest Indigo | MA | 2 (47-48) | 26 | 2238 | 5 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 12. | Steven Toast | WG | 3 (46-48) | 24 | 1794 | 3 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 5.9 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 13. | Arkadiusz Korpalski | DF | 2 (47-48) | 22 | 1810 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 14. | RAWFEAR | DF | 1 (48-48) | 19 | 1590 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 15. | Heavydirtysoul | FW | 1 (48-48) | 18 | 1337 | 4 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 16. | Brad Young | FW | 2 (47-48) | 16 | 1260 | 7 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 17. | Semi-Automatic | WG | 1 (48-48) | 11 | 900 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 18. | Lavish | MA | 1 (48-48) | 9 | 810 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 6.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 |
| 19. | Mulberry Street | GK | 1 (48-48) | 3 | 210 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.0 | 7 | 14 | 41.0 |