Sheffield Rovers                          Ye Olde Spurs FC
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Stressed Eric             25 10  n     GK Fraser Forster            25  8  n
SW Mam Tor                   25  8  n     DF Pedro Porro               32  5  n
DF Candida Auris             29  8  n     DF Charlie Sayers            24  7  n
DF Fu Ji                     29  8  n     DF Micky van de Ven          19  6  n
DF Ben Nevis                 21  8  n     DF Kyle Walker               16  9  n
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           29  8  n     MF Ivan Perisic              23  6  n
MF Ingle Bre                 26  8  n     MF Simon Davies              19  6  n
WG Rapid Jim                 24  8  n     MF Tom Huddlestone           14 10  n
WG Fred Flintstone           20  6  n     WG Gareth Bale               29 10  n
FW Ever Rest                 33  8  n     WG Dejan Kulusevski          28  7  n
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31  8  n     FW Timo Werner               17  8  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Spurs will play a 4-3-3 O.
Min 0: Today's referee is Hugh Dallas (HOMER/FAIR).
Min 2: Ingle Bre (SFR) and Acinetobacter baumannii break for Sheffield...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii looks to have found space into which to recieve Ingle Bre's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Charlie Sayers (YFC) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 2: Dejan Kulusevski (YFC) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Ben Nevis (SFR).
Min 3: Timo Werner (YFC) nods the ball down for Simon Davies on the edge of the box...
        ...Simon Davies takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Stressed Eric rushes of his line...
        ...Simon Davies gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Mam Tor (SFR)!
Min 7: Ingle Bre (SFR) finds Acinetobacter baumannii steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Micky van de Ven (YFC) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 17: (SFR) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Fraser Forster looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Tottenham defence were all over the place.
Min 18: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...which gives Fraser Forster no chance GOAL!!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Bulldogs...
        ...score now: SFR 1 - YFC 0
Min 25: The ball lands at the feet of Fred Flintstone (SFR) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Fraser Forster does well to position himself and collect.
Min 28: Candida Auris (SFR) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Ever Rest with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Fraser Forster.
Min 31: Ingle Bre (SFR) seizes on a loose Tottenham throw and finds Ever Rest...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Fraser Forster.  GOAL!!...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SFR 2 - YFC 0
Min 45: Destiny Udogie  on for Pedro Porro(DF)...
        ...Destiny Udogie  will play DF.
Min 45: Brennan Johnson on for Timo Werner(FW)...
        ...Brennan Johnson will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 2 - Tottenham 0

Min 48: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) cooly sends Fraser Forster the wrong way...
        ...placing the ball into the left of the goal.  GOAL!...
        ... yet another one for Sheffield; Coach Andy Shaw is furious...
        ...score now: SFR 3 - YFC 0
Min 49: Fred Flintstone (SFR) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the American striker Ever Rest...
        ...whose finish is low and true.  GOAL!...
        ...Andy Shaw suggests to Fraser Forster that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SFR 4 - YFC 0
Min 57: Charlie Sayers (YFC) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Swede striker Dejan Kulusevski...
        ...whose finish is saved by Stressed Eric.
Min 58: Tom Huddlestone  (YFC) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Candida Auris (SFR).
Min 59: (SFR) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Ever Rest looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Fraser Forster looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Tottenham defence were all over the place.
Min 61: Rapid Jim (SFR) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Destiny Udogie  (YFC) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 62: Charlie Sayers's appalling clearance goes right to Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Ever Rest...
        ...who heads it on goal but Fraser Forster is there to collect it.
Min 64: Now the ball comes to Rapid Jim (SFR)...
        ...Ken Cgchenjunga has space on the left and Rapid Jim tries to play him in...
        ...only for Micky van de Ven (YFC) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 66: Candida Auris (SFR) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and his shot is parried away by Fraser Forster--superb save!
Min 68: Sheffield break quickly with Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...he only has Fraser Forster to beat...
        ...great save by Fraser Forster but the ball falls to Rapid Jim...
        ...who misses the target wide.
Min 72: Simon Davies (YFC) leaves half the Sheffield side in his wake...
        ...as he takes the ball from the half-way line...
        ...surges past Ben Nevis...
        ...but Stressed Eric is there to stop his weak shot.
Min 80: YFC now playing Press


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 4 - Tottenham 0


Man Of The Match: Ever Rest (SFR)

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             25 25 25 11  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  7
SW Mam Tor                   25 25 25 17  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ben Nevis                 21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           29 29 29 26  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ingle Bre                 26 26 26 26  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Rapid Jim                 24 24 24 21  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Fred Flintstone           20 20 20 18  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31 31 31 31  2  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Ever Rest                 33 33 33 33  2  n  0  0  2  4 90  7

Ye Olde Spurs FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Fraser Forster            25 25 25 11  2  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
DF Kyle Walker               16 16 16 12  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Pedro Porro               32 32 32 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Micky van de Ven          19 19 19 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Charlie Sayers            24 24 24 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Destiny Udogie            22 22 22 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Simon Davies              19 19 19 17  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Tom Huddlestone           14 14 14 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Ivan Perisic              23 23 23 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
WG Gareth Bale               29 29 29 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Dejan Kulusevski          28 28 28 25  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Timo Werner               17 17 17 17  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Brennan Johnson           27 27 27 27  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       SFR YFC
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    8   2
Shots              9   2
Saves              2   4
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      69  54
Revenue          126 126

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  SFR  N  64.50 161.77 219.07 
  1  YFC  O  54.60 141.16 149.66 
 46  YFC  O  48.60 131.16 157.66 
 81  YFC  P  24.30  81.41 207.91 

 Trainer's Report
SFR paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Fu Ji (SFR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Stressed Eric (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Ever Rest (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Ingle Bre (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Rapid Jim (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Pedro Porro (YFC) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Timo Werner (YFC) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.