FC Blades                                 Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Michael Cooper            24  8  n     GK Morose Stronginthearm     28  8  n
SW harry souttar             22  8  n     SW Samarth Nightstone        20  8  n
DF George Baldock            25  8  n     DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        26  6  n
DF Femi Seriki               24  8  n     DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24  8  n
DF Anel Ahmedhodzic          12  8  n     DF Zub Darklamp              23 10  n
MF Jamie Shackleton          29  8  n     MF José Ufarte              16  8  n
MF Vini Souza                16  8  n     MF Brick Rolling             14  6  n
WG Andre Brookes             27  8  n     FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27  8  n
FW Will Osula                30  8  n     FW Winch Blastdoors          26  6  n
FW Kieffer Moore             30  8  n     FW Falstad Wildhammer        25  7  n
FW Oli Arblaster             24  8  n     FW Edward Edwardsson         23  8  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Stuart Dougal (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 9: Andre Brookes (FCB) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 20: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) seizes on a loose Sheffield throw and finds Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Michael Cooper.  GOAL!!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: FCB 0 - LD 1
Min 23: Jamie Shackleton (FCB) looks in trouble...
        ...Red! A red card!...
        ...Some might think that controversial...
        ...But only in the sense it wasn't a valid Karate move.
Min 24: Femi Seriki(FCB) is forced to reposition to MF.
Min 24: The ball breaks from a Zub Darklamp tackle and lands in the path of Femi Seriki (FCB)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm palms Femi Seriki's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm falls on it.
Min 24: Edward Edwardsson (LD) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Norwegian striker Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...whose finish is saved by Michael Cooper.
Min 33: Darlington's on the attack after Trunk Chiseljaw robs Anel Ahmedhodzic...
        ...and he rolls a low cross to Edward Edwardsson...
        ...and Edward Edwardsson sidefoots low but Michael Cooper dives in to make the save.
Min 34: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Trunk Chiseljaw takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Michael Cooper is there to handle the danger.
Min 35: Winch Blastdoors's appalling clearance goes right to Oli Arblaster (FCB)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Vini Souza ...
        ...who heads it on goal but Morose Stronginthearm is there to collect it.
Min 38: Darlington break quickly with Edward Edwardsson...
        ...he only has Michael Cooper to beat...
        ...great save by Michael Cooper but the ball falls to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: FCB 0 - LD 2
Min 41: Here comes Winch Blastdoors (LD)...
        ...getting onto Falstad Wildhammer's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Michael Cooper who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 42: Trunk Chiseljaw breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Zub Darklamp on the attack down the right...
        ...the Norwegian cuts inside, evades Anel Ahmedhodzic's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Michael Cooper and over the bar.


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 0 - Darlington 2

Min 47: José Ufarte finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Michael Cooper palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Brick Rolling who heads the ball...
        ...but George Baldock (FCB) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 53: Edward Edwardsson (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but harry souttar (FCB) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 61: The ball is hooked on towards Edward Edwardsson (LD)...
        ...who takes on George Baldock on the edge of the area...
        ...George Baldock  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 66: Trunk Chiseljaw breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Edward Edwardsson on the attack down the right...
        ...the Englishman cuts inside, evades Anel Ahmedhodzic's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Michael Cooper and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Josh Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: FCB 0 - LD 3
Min 69: Femi Seriki (FCB) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Kieffer Moore...
        ...and the American knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...Sheffield pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: FCB 1 - LD 3
Min 69: Michael Cooper rushes out to block the Winch Blastdoors's (LD) route to goal...
        ...but Winch Blastdoors drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Anel Ahmedhodzic covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Brick Rolling pounces on the clearance but his shot flies wide!
Min 74: Cheeky back heel from Winch Blastdoors to release Trunk Chiseljaw in the box...
        ...but the Norwegian is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 78: Winch Blastdoors finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Michael Cooper palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Edward Edwardsson who heads the ball...
        ...and its in the back of the net from 8-yards out! GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Josh Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: FCB 1 - LD 4
Min 78: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) booked for a questionable foul on Femi Seriki...
        ...its clear who the home team is today.
Min 84: Andre Brookes opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Zub Darklamp greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 84: Edward Edwardsson (LD) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Sheffield defense to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Michael Cooper rushes off his line and Trunk Chiseljaw slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Josh Fitzgerald suggests to Michael Cooper that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: FCB 1 - LD 5
Min 86: Blades build down the left...
        ...Will Osula sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Oli Arblaster beats Zub Darklamp to the ball...
        ...and hooks a brilliant left-footer past Morose Stronginthearm for the goal.  GOAL!...
        ...Sheffield pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: FCB 2 - LD 5
Min 90: The ball is hooked on towards Andre Brookes (FCB)...
        ...who takes on Cuzn Knuckleduster on the edge of the area...
        ...Cuzn Knuckleduster  gets control to erase the opportunity.


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 2 - Darlington 5


Man Of The Match: Edward Edwardsson (LD)

FC Blades
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Michael Cooper            24 24 24 10  2  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
SW harry souttar             22 22 22 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF George Baldock            25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Anel Ahmedhodzic          12 12 12  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Femi Seriki               24 19 19 19  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Jamie Shackleton          29 29 29 26  6  n 10  0  0  0 23  6
MF Vini Souza                16 16 16 14  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Andre Brookes             27 27 27 24  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Will Osula                30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Oli Arblaster             24 24 24 24  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Kieffer Moore             30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     28 28 28 12  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        26 26 26 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24 24 24 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Zub Darklamp              23 23 23 18  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             14 14 14 12  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF José Ufarte              16 16 16 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        25 25 25 25  1  n  4  0  1  2 90  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  2  3 90  7
FW Edward Edwardsson         23 23 23 23  2  n  0  0  2  3 90  7

Statistics       FCB  LD
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Halftime           0   2
Fulltime           2   5
Shots On Target    4   9
Shots              4  11
Saves              4   2
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      63  62
Revenue           94  94

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  FCB  N  52.50 143.80 199.45 
  1   LD  L  56.50 112.61 164.11 
 24  FCB  N  40.50 114.80 171.95 

 Trainer's Report
FCB paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Will Osula (FCB) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Kieffer Moore (FCB) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Michael Cooper (FCB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Anel Ahmedhodzic (FCB) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Morose Stronginthearm (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Winch Blastdoors (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Samarth Nightstone (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Brick Rolling (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Jamie Shackleton (FCB) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).