Locomotive Darlington                     Cannons
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Hagga Overherehinnie       9  8  n     GK Liam McFarlane            15 10  n
DF Wee Mad Arthur            22  9  n     DF Max Dowman                24  8  n
DF Daft Wullie               22 10  n     DF Salmon Moerat             19 10  n
DF Billy Bigchin             20 10  n     DF Left Hander               17  6  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster         7 10  n     DF Andy Goram                12 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             25 10  n     DF Saliba                     2 10  n
MF Gabriel Medina             7 10  n     MF Dowman                    11  8  n
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28 10  n     MF David Luis                 4  6  n
FW Rob Anybody               25  7  n     WG Aidan Fitzpatrick         13  7  n
FW Winch Blastdoors          15 10  n     FW Myles Usher               23  8  n
FW Edward Edwardsson          8 10  n     FW Nwaneri                    5 10  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Cannons will play a 5-2-3 O.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mike McCurry (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 4: Winch Blastdoors (LD) gets a chance...
        ...he takes down the ball and smashes a shot on the spin...
        ...Liam McFarlane is beaten...
        ...but thankfully for Johannesburg he fired wide of the post.
Min 9: Superb sliding block by Max Dowman (CN) denies Daft Wullie a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Cuzn Knuckleduster in the Johannesburg box.
Min 10: Lovely chip from Rob Anybody (LD)...
        ...Billy Bigchin was brave...
        ...and can't get it past the onrushing Liam McFarlane.
Min 10: Gabriel Medina (LD) fouls Salmon Moerat as he attempts to win the ball back...
        ...that's a booking for the American. 
Min 15: Winch Blastdoors (LD) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Salmon Moerat (CN) is there to clear with his head.
Min 15: Max Dowman (CN) gets himself in the book by scything down Clangeddin Silverbeard.
Min 16: Winch Blastdoors finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Liam McFarlane palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Billy Bigchin who heads the ball...
        ...but Max Dowman (CN) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 24: Salmon Moerat loses the ball to Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) on the right-hand side of the area...
        ...he takes it on and steers the coolest of shots past Liam McFarlane GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - CN 0
Min 29: Liam McFarlane rushes out to block the Rob Anybody's (LD) route to goal...
        ...but Rob Anybody drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Salmon Moerat covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Clangeddin Silverbeard pounces on the clearance and slams it home!  GOAL!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - CN 0
Min 29: Aidan Fitzpatrick (CN) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Wee Mad Arthur (LD) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 37: Daft Wullie picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Edward Edwardsson to chase...
        ...it drops over Salmon Moerat's shoulder and right into Edward Edwardsson's path...
        ...the Englishman hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that is stopped by Liam McFarlane.
Min 38: Winch Blastdoors (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Max Dowman (CN) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 39: Saliba (CN) hacks down Rob Anybody and is rightly booked.
Min 40: Daft Wullie (LD) gets a yellow card for bringing down Max Dowman...
        ...he also has a bloody lip after getting Max Dowman's boot in his face.
Min 41: Wee Mad Arthur finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Liam McFarlane palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Rob Anybody who heads the ball...
        ...and its in the back of the net from 8-yards out! GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach John Lambie is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - CN 0
Min 43: Now the ball comes to Myles Usher (CN)...
        ...Aidan Fitzpatrick has space on the left and Myles Usher tries to play him in...
        ...only for Daft Wullie (LD) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 45: Hwel Bardsinger on for Rob Anybody(FW)...
        ...Hwel Bardsinger will play MF.
Min 45: Myles Lewis-Skelly on for Max Dowman(DF)...
        ...Myles Lewis-Skelly will play DF.
Min 45: Seb Drozd on for Aidan Fitzpatrick(WG)...
        ...Seb Drozd will play WG.
Min 45: Bernarder Parker on for Myles Usher(FW)...
        ...Bernarder Parker will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 3 - Johannesburg 0

Min 59: Salmon Moerat's appalling clearance goes right to Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Daft Wullie...
        ...who heads it over the bar.
Min 73: Daft Wullie and Winch Blastdoors weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Norwegian scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Johannesburg defense and lifts a classy finish over Liam McFarlane.  GOAL!...
        ...John Lambie suggests to Liam McFarlane that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - CN 0
Min 83: Wee Mad Arthur (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Myles Lewis-Skelly (CN) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 86: David Luis (CN) receives a deep pass from Myles Lewis-Skelly...
        ...the referee whistles an offside!!!...
        ...the American player was chatting with Hagga Overherehinnie when he received the pass!!...
        ...the fans from Johannesburg aren't happy with his lack of concentration.
Min 87: Bernarder Parker (CN) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Daft Wullie (LD) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 4 - Johannesburg 0


Man Of The Match: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Hagga Overherehinnie       9  9  9  4  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster         7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Daft Wullie               22 22 22 17  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
DF Wee Mad Arthur            22 22 22 17  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Billy Bigchin             20 20 20 16  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina             7  7  7  6  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             25 25 25 22  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Hwel Bardsinger           17 17 17 15  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28 28 28 28  4  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Edward Edwardsson          8  8  8  8  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Rob Anybody               25 25 25 25  4  n  0  0  1  1 45  6

Cannons
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Liam McFarlane            15 15 15  6  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Left Hander               17 17 17 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Andy Goram                12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Max Dowman                24 24 24 24  5  n  4  0  0  0 45  6
DF Saliba                     2  2  2  1  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF Salmon Moerat             19 19 19 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Myles Lewis-Skelly        26 26 26 26  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Dowman                    11 11 11  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF David Luis                 4  4  4  3  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
WG Aidan Fitzpatrick         13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Seb Drozd                 26 26 26 23  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Myles Usher               23 23 23 23  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Nwaneri                    5  5  5  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Bernarder Parker          26 26 26 26  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics        LD  CN
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    6   0
Shots              8   0
Saves              0   2
Offsides           0   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      48  49
Revenue           87  87

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  42.60 108.00 163.95 
  1   CN  O  44.40 104.37  74.12 
 46   LD  L  42.60 116.50 141.20 
 46   CN  O  45.60 106.37  94.72 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Brick Rolling (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Hagga Overherehinnie (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Billy Bigchin (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Rob Anybody (LD) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
CN has spent 2 CP to raise their OTF to 10.
Seb Drozd (CN) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Liam McFarlane (CN) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Max Dowman (CN) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Bernarder Parker (CN) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Aidan Fitzpatrick (CN) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.