Locomotive Darlington                     Preston North End
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Berronar Truesilver       29  8  n     GK Mick Aylesbury            16 10  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        23 10  n     SW Les Nandy                 12  7  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24  8  n     DF Sam Chambers              29  8  p
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        20  6  n     DF Sylvester Iamato          19  7  p
DF Khal Khalundurrin         20  6  n     MF Henry Lenny               12 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             28  8  n     MF Zac Ramone                 9 10  n
MF Gabriel Medina            16  6  n     MF Cane Dyson                 5 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           31 10  n     WG Hank Nandy                19  8  p
FW Winch Blastdoors          28  7  n     WG John van t Schip          12 10  n
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         28  8  n     FW Chris Harling             34  8  p
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    23 10  n     FW Jasper Minecraft          29  8  p

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Lillywhites will play a 3-3-4 C.
Min 0: Today's referee is Charlie Richmond (STRONG/FAIR).
Min 1: Khal Khalundurrin (LD) starts marking Chris Harling (PNE).
Min 5: Clangeddin Silverbeard weaves his way through the Preston defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Mick Aylesbury!?
Min 6: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Trunk Chiseljaw heads in from close range...
        ...its in the net GOAL!!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - PNE 0
Min 6: Jasper Minecraft (PNE) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...luckily for Darlington Berronar Truesilver is in the right spot to make the save.
Min 10: Clangeddin Silverbeard is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - PNE 0
Min 12: Winch Blastdoors weaves his way through the Preston defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Mick Aylesbury!?
Min 13: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Englishman keeper...
        ...finds Thorgrim Grudgebearer busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Steve Gregory is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - PNE 0
Min 19: Clangeddin Silverbeard crosses for the Rockets...
        ...Mick Aylesbury plucks that comfortably out of the air.
Min 20: Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) is booked for a cynical tackle on Jasper Minecraft. 
Min 22: Hustin Dopkins hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) latches on...
        ...he has the easiest of tap-ins GOAL!...
        ...Steve Gregory suggests to Mick Aylesbury that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - PNE 0
Min 25: John van t Schip (PNE) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Samarth Nightstone (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 27: Hustin Dopkins gets overlapped by Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)...
        ...who threads it to Thorgrim Grudgebearer...
        ...who hits it right into the hands of Mick Aylesbury.
Min 30: A superb strike from Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Lillywhites goalie Mick Aylesbury.
Min 35: Cane Dyson (PNE) slides in late on Gabriel Medina...
        ...and that has to be a booking for the South African. 
Min 36: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) seizes on a loose Preston throw and finds Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Mick Aylesbury.  GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - PNE 0


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 5 - Preston 0

Min 47: Jasper Minecraft volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Berronar Truesilver gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...but his touch causes it to drift out of danger.
Min 48: The ball is hooked on towards Lacomus Notadwarf (LD)...
        ...who takes on Sylvester Iamato on the edge of the area...
        ...Sylvester Iamato  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 52: The ball comes in to the area from Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...he rattles it off Mick Aylesbury...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) pauses and shoots but Mick Aylesbury recovers to make the save.
Min 54: Cinque Dyson on for Jasper Minecraft(FW)...
        ...Cinque Dyson will play MF.
Min 54: Hustin Dopkins on for Sam Chambers(DF)...
        ...Hustin Dopkins will play DF.
Mick Aylesbury changed position from GK... to DF
Min 55: Hustin Dopkins(PNE) is forced to reposition to GK.
Min 58: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) cooly sends Hustin Dopkins the wrong way...
        ...placing the ball into the left of the goal.  GOAL!...
        ... yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 6 - PNE 0
Min 60: Andreas Nieuport on for Mick Aylesbury(DF)...
        ...Andreas Nieuport will play GK.
Min 61: Hustin Dopkins(PNE) is forced to reposition to DF.
Min 69: Terrible Lillywhites defending as Hustin Dopkins gave it away to Winch Blastdoors (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Andreas Nieuport...
        ...but it came back to Gabriel Medina and his shot took a deflection over the bar.
Min 74: Winch Blastdoors (LD) takes off down the left...
        ...he outpaces the defense picks out Brick Rolling...
        ...and Darlington have a goal!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 7 - PNE 0
Min 83: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...but the impressive Sylvester Iamato (PNE) is able to get the ball back to Andreas Nieuport.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 7 - Preston 0


Man Of The Match: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Berronar Truesilver       29 29 29 13  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  7
SW Samarth Nightstone        23 23 23 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        20 20 20 16  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24 24 24 19  2  n  4  0  1  2 90  7
DF Khal Khalundurrin         20 20  0 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina            16 16 16 14  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Brick Rolling             28 28 28 25  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Winch Blastdoors          28 28 28 28  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    23 23 23 23  4  n  0  0  2  4 90  8
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           31 31 31 31  4  n  0  0  2  3 90  8

Preston North End
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Andreas Nieuport          28 28 28 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
SW Les Nandy                 12 12 12  8  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Sam Chambers              29 21 21 23  5  p  0  0  0  0 54  4
DF Sylvester Iamato          19 14 14 17  2  p  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Mick Aylesbury            16  4  4  7  6  n  0  6  0  0 60  6
DF Hustin Dopkins             6  3  3  5  7  n  0  0  0  0 36  6
MF Henry Lenny               12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Cane Dyson                 5  5  5  4  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
MF Zac Ramone                 9  7  7  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Cinque Dyson              30 22 22 27  6  p  0  0  0  0 36  6
WG Hank Nandy                19 14 14 17  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG John van t Schip          12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Chris Harling             34 25  6 34  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Jasper Minecraft          29 21 21 29  5  p  0  0  0  2 54  6

Statistics        LD PNE
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Halftime           5   0
Fulltime           7   0
Shots On Target   13   2
Shots             14   2
Saves              2   6
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      74  52
Revenue          118 118

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  45.00 110.44 202.94 
  1  PNE  C  17.75  78.76 102.21 
 55  PNE  C  13.50  67.76  81.66 
 61  PNE  C  13.25  65.76  80.41 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Blowout avoided; PNE used on average 52% SL (above the required 50%).
Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Samarth Nightstone (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Jasper Minecraft (PNE) played 54 minutes and earned a CP.