Rapid Jim (SFR) is not available as a sub today due to suspension.
Orchard Park Thistle                      Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Caleb Milligan            34  8  n     GK Mont Blanc                21 10  n
SW Caribbean Colin           29  6  n     DF Chew Backer               16  9  n
DF Sunny Scott               27  8  n     DF Ben Nevis                 15 10  n
DF Heineken                  18 10  n     DF Epic Bob                   9 10  n
DF Bo Jackson                15  8  n     DF Mownt Taranaki             5 10  n
MF Joe Douglass              33  7  n     MF Side Show                 20  7  n
MF Peggy McAlpine            26  7  n     MF Snow Don                  10 10  n
MF Eric Jones                20  4  n     MF Samonella enterica         8 10  n
WG Hard Nut Biker            35  8  n     MF Homer Simpson              6 10  n
WG Scotch Corner             24  4  n     WG Fred Flintstone           15 10  n
FW Jim Watt                  25  8  n     FW Epic Stan-Lee             19 10  n

Min 0: Orchard Park opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Bulldogs will play a 4-4-2 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 7: Mont Blanc makes a grave error against Orchard Park...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Scotch Corner amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Mont Blanc.
Min 9: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and somehow he puts it over the bar from about 8-yards out. He should have scored. 
Min 12: Side Show (SFR) puts in a cross...
        ...but Bo Jackson (OPT) clears with ease.
Min 12: Jim Watt (OPT) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 16: The ball is hooked on towards Side Show (SFR)...
        ...who takes on Caribbean Colin on the edge of the area...
        ...Caribbean Colin  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 17: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) looks up and spots Jim Watt arriving in the box...
        ...the American tees up Jim Watt for the shot...
        ...the ball falls into into the arms Mont Blanc...
        ...Peggy McAlpine should have done better with that.
Min 18: Scotch Corner's (OPT) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Ben Nevis (SFR)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Mont Blanc.
Min 19: Bo Jackson (OPT) reads Scotch Corner's intentions perfectly...
        ...as he beats the offside trap...
        ...and races onto the ball...
        ...firing an unstoppable effort into the roof of the net. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Cidermen...
        ...score now: OPT 1 - SFR 0
Min 20: Now the ball comes to Sunny Scott (OPT)...
        ...Joe Douglass has space on the left and Sunny Scott tries to play him in...
        ...only for Ben Nevis (SFR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 22: Heineken's (OPT) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Ben Nevis (SFR)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Mont Blanc.
Min 23: The ball is chipped back to the far post...
        ...where two Orchard Park players are waiting...
        ...Heineken (OPT) out jumps Peggy McAlpine...
        ...and his looping header drifts over Mont Blanc...
        ...and is caught by a fan in the 7th row.
Min 32: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) has a shot...
        ...Mont Blanc parries...
        ...Peggy McAlpine gets onto it again...
        ...and Mont Blanc's second block falls for Scotch Corner...
        ...who half-volleys wide of the net.
Min 33: Eric Jones (OPT) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Joe Douglass in midfield...
        ...Eric Jones continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Joe Douglass...
        ...Eric Jones rounds Mont Blanc and slots the ball home. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...Orchard Park are looking strong now...
        ...score now: OPT 2 - SFR 0
Min 35: Terrible Bulldogs defending as Mownt Taranaki gave it away to Scotch Corner (OPT)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Mont Blanc...
        ...but it came back to Eric Jones and his shot took a deflection over the bar.
Min 38: Jim Watt (OPT) and Hard Nut Biker break for Orchard Park...
        ...Hard Nut Biker looks to have found space into which to recieve Jim Watt's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Epic Bob (SFR) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 41: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Bo Jackson (OPT) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 45: Victor on for Eric Jones(MF)...
        ...Victor will play FW.
Min 45: Fergie on for Scotch Corner(WG)...
        ...Fergie will play WG.


HALFTIME SCORE: Orchard Park 2 - Sheffield 0

Min 47: Jim Watt %OffAbb loops a ball over the top for Hard Nut Biker...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 48: Fred Flintstone (SFR) finds Snow Don...
        ...but he hesitates and Heineken (OPT) is able to make the tackle.
Min 53: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Hard Nut Biker...
        ...Hard Nut Biker shoots across Mont Blanc...GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; Coach Dan Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: OPT 3 - SFR 0
Min 57: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) finds Fergie...
        ...but he hesitates and Chew Backer (SFR) is able to make the tackle.
Min 57: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Fred Flintstone but it evades him...
        ...Caribbean Colin (OPT) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 59: The Ref pulls Homer Simpson (SFR) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 60: Jim Watt (OPT) leaves half the Sheffield side in his wake...
        ...as he takes the ball from the half-way line...
        ...surges past Mownt Taranaki...
        ...but Mont Blanc is there to stop his weak shot.
Min 60: Pete T Jakey on for Caleb Milligan(GK)...
        ...Pete T Jakey will play GK.
Min 60: OPT now playing Stall
Min 61: Fergie (OPT) finds Jim Watt...
        ...but he hesitates and Epic Bob (SFR) is able to make the tackle.
Min 69: Hard Nut Biker shoots ........... he scores!GOAL!!...
        ...Dan Fitzgerald suggests to Mont Blanc that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: OPT 4 - SFR 0
Min 73: Orchard Park deep in Sheffield territory...
        ...Victor gets round the back after thirty or so passes...
        ...and Hard Nut Biker heads the ball down and into the net GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: OPT 5 - SFR 0
Min 76: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) finds Side Show...
        ...but he hesitates and Bo Jackson (OPT) is able to make the tackle.
Min 85: Fred Flintstone (SFR) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Bo Jackson (OPT) is there to clear with his head.
Min 88: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) swings a ball in to the Sheffield box...
        ...but the presence of Ben Nevis (SFR) means it is easily cleared.
Min 89: Victor opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Mownt Taranaki greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 90: Samonella enterica (SFR) finds Epic Stan-Lee steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Caribbean Colin (OPT) is there to make a key tackle.


FINAL SCORE: Orchard Park 5 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Bo Jackson (OPT)

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Caleb Milligan            34 34 34 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
GK Pete T Jakey              25 25 25 11  8  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
SW Caribbean Colin           29 29 29 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Sunny Scott               27 27 27 21  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Heineken                  18 18 18 14  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Bo Jackson                15 15 15 15  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  8
MF Peggy McAlpine            26 26 26 23  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Joe Douglass              33 33 33 29  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Eric Jones                20 20 20 18  1  n  0  0  1  2 45  6
WG Hard Nut Biker            35 35 35 31  2  n  0  0  3  3 90  7
WG Scotch Corner             24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  2 45  6
WG Fergie                    33 33 33 29  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Jim Watt                  25 25 25 25  2  n  4  0  0  2 90  6
FW Victor                    29 29 29 29  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Mont Blanc                21 21 21  9  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
DF Chew Backer               16 16 16 14  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Epic Bob                   9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Ben Nevis                 15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Mownt Taranaki             5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Homer Simpson              6  6  6  5  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
MF Snow Don                  10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Samonella enterica         8  8  8  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Side Show                 20 20 20 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
WG Fred Flintstone           15 15 15 13  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Epic Stan-Lee             19 19 19 19  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       OPT SFR
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    8   0
Shots             12   0
Saves              0   3
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      65  33
Revenue          113 113

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  OPT  N  59.00 144.12 197.47 
  1  SFR  S  27.00 116.87  55.87 
  2  OPT  N  55.87 144.12 200.60 
 46  OPT  N  55.87 134.12 230.60 
 61  OPT  S  55.87 173.62 176.10 

 Trainer's Report
Peggy McAlpine (OPT) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.