Sheffield Rovers                          Inter Postmen
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Hands Save                27  8  n     GK Lee Dwyer                 26  8  p
DF Tack Ull                  29  6  n     SW Genar Andrinua             3 10  n
DF Kin Ard                   29  6  n     DF Raul Cruz Pelazo          20  5  p
DF Jakov Alltrades           24  8  n     DF Alefir Lighthead          14  6  n
DF Nigel Mansell             18  6  n     DF Alejandro Balde            4 10  n
MF Break Thalines            27  7  n     DF Dan Gratch                 3 10  n
MF Youz Full                 27  8  n     MF Tocino Picante            19  5  p
MF Pley Mayker               25  6  n     MF Mike Holmes               12  5  n
MF Side Show                 21  8  n     MF Sergio Gaviño             6 10  n
WG Rapid Jim                 24  8  n     MF Selby Akosa                3 10  n
FW Epic Stan-Lee             30  8  n     FW Hugh Van De LIsle          1 10  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-4-2 N while the Posties will play a 5-4-1 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 3: Youz Full picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Break Thalines to chase...
        ...it drops over Alefir Lighthead's shoulder and right into Break Thalines's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Lee Dwyer's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Dan Fitzgerald's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: SFR 1 - ITP 0
Min 5: Sheffield's on the attack after Break Thalines robs Alefir Lighthead...
        ...and he rolls a low cross to Kin Ard...
        ...and Kin Ard sidefoots low but Lee Dwyer dives in to make the save.
Min 5: Sergio Gaviño (ITP) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Kin Ard (SFR) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 6: Bristol give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Jakov Alltrades (SFR) takes over for Sheffield...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Youz Full...
        ...the American evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball right at Lee Dwyer who makes the save!
Min 7: Mike Holmes finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Hands Save palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Hugh Van De LIsle who heads the ball...
        ...but Kin Ard (SFR) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 8: Side Show weaves his way through the Bristol defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Lee Dwyer.?GOAL!!...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SFR 2 - ITP 0
Min 8: Tocino Picante (ITP) swings a ball in to the Sheffield box...
        ...but the presence of Tack Ull (SFR) means it is easily cleared.
Min 10: The ball is chipped back to the far post...
        ...where two Sheffield players are waiting...
        ...Tack Ull (SFR) out jumps Epic Stan-Lee...
        ...and his looping header drifts over Lee Dwyer...
        ...and is caught by a fan in the 7th row.
Min 12: Rapid Jim picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Epic Stan-Lee to chase...
        ...it drops over Alefir Lighthead's shoulder and right into Epic Stan-Lee's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that is stopped by Lee Dwyer.
Min 13: Kin Ard (SFR) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which trundles back to Lee Dwyer in a restful Sunday type of way.
Min 14: Bristol gives the ball away and Epic Stan-Lee gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Lee Dwyer.
Min 16: Break Thalines (SFR) collects the ball from Tack Ull on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that hits the bar and caroms out of danger.
Min 18: Tocino Picante almost penetrates Bulldogs's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Nigel Mansell would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 19: Cheeky back heel from Kin Ard to release Epic Stan-Lee in the box...
        ...but the American is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 21: Youz Full (SFR) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Epic Stan-Lee...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...Lee Dwyer comes out of the goal and hoofs the ball clear. 
Min 21: The Ref pulls Genar Andrinua (ITP) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 22: Rapid Jim picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Epic Stan-Lee to chase...
        ...it drops over Alefir Lighthead's shoulder and right into Epic Stan-Lee's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Lee Dwyer's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; Coach Stephen Williams is furious...
        ...score now: SFR 3 - ITP 0
Min 23: Alefir Lighthead heads away...
        ...Rapid Jim (SFR) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Pley Mayker drills it on goal but its saved by Lee Dwyer.
Min 29: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) takes off down the left...
        ...he outpaces the defense picks out Pley Mayker...
        ...who takes a shot but Lee Dwyer had little trouble catching it. 
Min 29: Tocino Picante (ITP) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Jakov Alltrades (SFR) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 30: Bristol gives the ball away and Youz Full gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Lee Dwyer.
Min 33: Tack Ull (SFR) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the American striker Jakov Alltrades...
        ...whose finish is high over the bar.
Min 34: Side Show (SFR) has a shot...
        ...Lee Dwyer parries...
        ...Side Show gets onto it again...
        ...and Lee Dwyer's second block falls for Tack Ull...
        ...who half-volleys wide of the net.
Min 37: Jakov Alltrades is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...Stephen Williams suggests to Lee Dwyer that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: SFR 4 - ITP 0
Min 39: Sheffield break quickly with Epic Stan-Lee...
        ...he only has Lee Dwyer to beat...
        ...great save by Lee Dwyer but the ball falls to Tack Ull...
        ...whose shot is smothered by the recovering Lee Dwyer.


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 4 - Bristol 0

Min 47: Sergio Gaviño opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Tack Ull greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 52: Sheffield break quickly with Rapid Jim...
        ...he only has Lee Dwyer to beat...
        ...great save by Lee Dwyer but the ball falls to Nigel Mansell...
        ...who misses the target wide.
Min 53: Bulldogs build down the left...
        ...Youz Full sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Break Thalines beats Alefir Lighthead to the ball...
        ...and hooks a brilliant left-footer past Lee Dwyer for the goal.  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: SFR 5 - ITP 0
Min 67: Rapid Jim (SFR) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and his shot is parried away by Lee Dwyer--superb save!
Min 69: The ball is hooked on towards Epic Stan-Lee (SFR)...
        ...who takes on Alefir Lighthead on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Break Thalines...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Lee Dwyer.
Min 70: Great tackle by Raul Cruz Pelazo (ITP)...
        ...to prevent Rapid Jim (SFR) from latching onto Tack Ull's pass. 
Min 73: Great tackle by Jakov Alltrades (SFR)...
        ...to prevent Sergio Gaviño (ITP) from latching onto Tocino Picante's pass. 
Min 80: Youz Full (SFR) passes a great ball to Epic Stan-Lee...
        ...whose low shot across goal is parried by Posties keeper Lee Dwyer...
        ...who then falls on it for the save.


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 5 - Bristol 0


Man Of The Match: Break Thalines (SFR)

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Hands Save                27 27 27 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Nigel Mansell             18 18 18 14  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Kin Ard                   29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
DF Tack Ull                  29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  3 90  7
DF Jakov Alltrades           24 24 24 24  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  8
MF Break Thalines            27 27 27 24  1  n  0  0  2  4 90  8
MF Youz Full                 27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  0  3 90  7
MF Side Show                 21 21 21 18  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Pley Mayker               25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
WG Rapid Jim                 24 24 24 21  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Epic Stan-Lee             30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  4 90  7

Inter Postmen
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Lee Dwyer                 26 26 26 11  3  p  0 13  0  0 90  8
SW Genar Andrinua             3  3  3  2  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Raul Cruz Pelazo          20 15 15 16  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Alejandro Balde            4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Dan Gratch                 3  3  3  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Alefir Lighthead          14  4  4  6  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Sergio Gaviño             6  4  4  6  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Mike Holmes               12  9  9 10 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Tocino Picante            19 11 11 17  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Selby Akosa                3  2  2  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
FW Hugh Van De LIsle          1  1  1  1  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       SFR ITP
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target   18   0
Shots             23   0
Saves              0  13
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      74  34
Revenue           89  89

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  SFR  N  60.00 163.37 170.77 
  1  ITP  S   9.50  64.28  14.78 
  2  SFR  N  14.78 163.37 215.99 

 Trainer's Report
Rapid Jim (SFR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Hands Save (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Kin Ard (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Pley Mayker (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Break Thalines (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Lee Dwyer (ITP) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Tocino Picante (ITP) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.