Pre Game Suspension: Iago Aspas (CN) on for the suspended Leondro Trossard at FW.
Locomotive Darlington                     Cannons
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  4  n     GK Raya                      27  5  p
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29  8  n     DF Saliba                    21  5  p
DF Glod Glodsson             27  6  n     DF Jabu                      18  8  p
DF Kvasir                    25  2  n     DF Matoho                    15  9  p
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24  6  n     DF Austin Trusty              5 10  p
MF Glint Heartstone          24  6  n     MF Jack Wilshere             20  8  p
MF Belegar Ironhammer        22  4  n     MF Jorginono                 19  9  p
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19  6  n     MF Jack Wontshire            18  5  p
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30  8  n     MF Thomas Partey             12  5  p
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27  2  n     FW Bernard Parker            13 10  p
FW Edward Edwardsson         22  8  n     FW Iago Aspas                 5 10  p

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-3-3 L while the Cannons will play a 4-4-2 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mark Clattenburg (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 3: (LD) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Raya looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Johannesburg defence were all over the place.
Min 9: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Belegar Ironhammer peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header to breach Raya's goal...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - CN 0
Min 13: Glod Glodsson (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Raya!
Min 15: Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) and Goldie Underhill-Bottom break for Darlington...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom looks to have found space into which to recieve Hands Crystal Andersson's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Jabu (CN) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 16: Tac Grumbleboots (LD) in space inside the area...
        ...he slices his shot but it finds Hands Crystal Andersson...
        ...who mishits it wide.
Min 21: Superb sliding block by Glod Glodsson (LD) denies Jorginono a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Thomas Partey in the Darlington box.
Min 23: A superb strike from Kvasir (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Cannons goalie Raya.
Min 24: Belegar Ironhammer %OffAbb loops a ball over the top for Goldie Underhill-Bottom...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 25: Kvasir (LD) foolishly trips Jorginono and receives a yellow card for his troubles.
Min 26: Jack Wontshire almost penetrates Rockets's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Glod Glodsson would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 27: Edward Edwardsson (LD) gets to the edge of the box...
        ...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
        ...past a sprawling Raya...
        ...and into the far corner of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - CN 0
Min 31: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Tac Grumbleboots but it evades him...
        ...Matoho (CN) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 34: Jorginono (CN) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 38: Here it is..Glint Heartstone (LD) flicks on into the path of Kvasir...
        ...who spins away from Saliba...
        ...but Raya is able to collect his shot.
Min 39: Saliba's appalling clearance goes right to Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Edward Edwardsson...
        ...who heads it home from six yards. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Tyron Barnard is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - CN 0
Min 40: Edward Edwardsson (LD) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Raya doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Raya who stayed on his line.
Min 43: Edward Edwardsson (LD) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Hands Crystal Andersson...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...Raya comes out of the goal and hoofs the ball clear. 
Min 44: A superb strike from Falstad Wildhammer (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...and into the bottom left-hand corner GOAL!...
        ...Tyron Barnard suggests to Raya that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - CN 0


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 4 - Johannesburg 0

Min 47: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) in space inside the area...
        ...he slices his shot but it finds Glint Heartstone...
        ...who simply sidefoots home GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - CN 0
Min 51: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) nods the ball down for Glint Heartstone on the edge of the box...
        ...Glint Heartstone takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Raya rushes of his line...
        ...Glint Heartstone gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Matoho (CN)!
Min 63: Cheeky back heel from Goldie Underhill-Bottom to release Belegar Ironhammer in the box...
        ...but the Dane is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 68: The ball is hooked on towards Jack Wontshire (CN)...
        ...who takes on Kvasir on the edge of the area...
        ...Kvasir  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 69: Great tackle by Glod Glodsson (LD)...
        ...to prevent Bernard Parker (CN) from latching onto Saliba's pass. 
Min 75: Jorginono (CN) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Kvasir (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 78: Edward Edwardsson (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Raya!
Min 84: Morose Stronginthearm (LD) chases a ball into the corner...
        ...fouls Austin Trusty and gets booked.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 5 - Johannesburg 0


Man Of The Match: Glod Glodsson (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13 -2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kvasir                    25 25 25 20 -4  n  4  0  0  2 90  7
DF Glod Glodsson             27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24 24 24 19  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Belegar Ironhammer        22 22 22 22 -2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Glint Heartstone          24 24 24 21  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19 19 19 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27 27 27 27 -4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Edward Edwardsson         22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  2  3 90  7

Cannons
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Raya                      27 27 27 12  0  p  0  6  0  0 90  6
DF Matoho                    15 11 11 12  4  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Jabu                      18 13 13 14  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Austin Trusty              5  3  3  4  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Saliba                    21 15 15 16  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Thomas Partey             12  9  9 10  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Jack Wilshere             20 15 15 18  3  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Jorginono                 19 14 14 17  4  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Jack Wontshire            18 13 13 16  0  p  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Iago Aspas                 5  3  3  5  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Bernard Parker            13  9  9 13  5  p  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD  CN
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target   11   0
Shots             12   0
Saves              0   6
Offsides           3   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      66  57
Revenue           83  83

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  63.00 160.26 175.01 
  1   CN  N  18.45  78.91  70.06 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Kvasir (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Morose Stronginthearm (LD) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).