Locomotive Darlington                     Bristol Uc-S
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  8  n     GK Jon Kennedy               28  7  p
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29  6  n     SW UNKLE                     29  7  n
DF Glod Glodsson             27  7  n     DF Morcheeba                 25  9  n
DF Kvasir                    25  6  n     DF Coldcut                   22  8  n
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24  7  n     DF Maribou State             22 10  n
MF Glint Heartstone          24  7  n     DF Rohne                     20  8  n
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19  7  n     MF Nujabes                   25  6  n
MF Bannock Shieldborn        12 10  n     MF Infonetic                 23  7  n
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30  6  n     WG Leo Miller                14  8  n
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27  6  n     FW Bonobo                    24  8  n
FW Belegar Ironhammer        22  6  n     FW Gabriel Martinelli        15  8  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Ninja Tunes will play a 5-2-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Willian Collum (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 1: Gabriel Martinelli (BUS) finds Maribou State...
        ...but he hesitates and Kvasir (LD) is able to make the tackle.
Min 2: Darlington gives the ball away and Bonobo gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...heunleashes an drive that ends up in the hands of Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 10: Leo Miller (BUS) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Hands Crystal Andersson (LD).
Min 11: Goldie Underhill-Bottom volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Jon Kennedy  gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...but his touch causes it to drift out of danger.
Min 13: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) catches Bonobo late, and that's a booking for the Darlington man.
Min 17: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Englishman keeper...
        ...finds Bannock Shieldborn  busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...and misses the right post by inches!
Min 26: The ball comes in to the area from Glint Heartstone...
        ...he rattles it off Jon Kennedy ...
        ...Belegar Ironhammer (LD) tries his best to miss but scores. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - BUS 0
Min 29: Infonetic (BUS) finds Bonobo steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) is there to make a key tackle.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 1 - Portishead 0

Min 51: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) chases a ball into the corner...
        ...fouls Bonobo and gets booked.
Min 58: Bannock Shieldborn  (LD) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer shoots at Jon Kennedy  who makes the save.
Min 60: Kaas on for UNKLE(SW)...
        ...Kaas will play DF.
Min 60: Laika on for Nujabes(MF)...
        ...Laika will play MF.
Min 60: Ben Farrel on for Bonobo(FW)...
        ...Ben Farrel will play FW.
Min 70: Cuzn Knuckleduster's (LD) snap shot from 25 yards fizzes just over the crossbar.
Min 73: Laika (BUS) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Morcheeba takes advantage to fire on goal...
        ...but Morose Stronginthearm is there to handle the danger.
Min 74: Now the ball comes to Hands Crystal Andersson (LD)...
        ...Tac Grumbleboots has space on the left and Hands Crystal Andersson tries to play him in...
        ...only for Coldcut  (BUS) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 77: Maribou State's appalling clearance goes right to Glint Heartstone (LD)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...who heads it on goal but Jon Kennedy  is there to collect it.
Min 84: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Coldcut  (BUS) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 1 - Portishead 0


Man Of The Match: Morose Stronginthearm (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Kvasir                    25 25 25 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Glod Glodsson             27 27 27 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24 24 24 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Glint Heartstone          24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19 19 19 17  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Bannock Shieldborn        12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30 30 30 30  0  n  4  0  0  2 90  6
FW Belegar Ironhammer        22 22 22 22  0  n  4  0  1  1 90  6
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Bristol Uc-S
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Jon Kennedy               28 28 28 12  2  p  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW UNKLE                     29 29 29 20  3  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Coldcut                   22 22 22 17  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Morcheeba                 25 25 25 25  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Rohne                     20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Maribou State             22 22 22 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kaas                      20 20 20 18  5  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Nujabes                   25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
MF Infonetic                 23 23 23 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Laika                     16 16 16 14  6  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
WG Leo Miller                14 14 14 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Bonobo                    24 24 24 24  4  n  0  0  0  1 60  6
FW Gabriel Martinelli        15 15 15 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ben Farrel                15 15 15 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Statistics        LD BUS
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Halftime           1   0
Fulltime           1   0
Shots On Target    4   2
Shots              6   2
Saves              2   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      64  66
Revenue          100 100

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  N  63.00 162.49 171.24 
  1  BUS  N  66.50 149.40 124.25 
 61  BUS  N  58.40 135.90 108.05 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Infonetic (BUS) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).