Locomotive Darlington                     Camelot FC
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  6  n     GK Randall Cunningham        21  8  n
SW Argo Boatswain            11 10  n     SW Patrick Mahomes            8 10  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29  7  n     DF Frans van de Weg          12  5  n
DF Glod Glodsson             27  6  n     DF Leon Sandcastle            7 10  n
DF Kvasir                    24  7  n     DF Marcus Peters              4 10  n
MF Glint Heartstone          24 10  n     MF Michael Mayer              5 10  n
MF Flor Minesweeper          19  8  n     MF Grace                      4 10  n
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30  6  n     WG Josh McDaniels            13 10  n
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27  6  n     FW Brock Bowers              20 10  n
FW Belegar Ironhammer        22  6  n     FW Brock Purdy                7 10  n
FW Edward Edwardsson         22  6  n     FW Odell Beckham              7 10  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Knights will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mark Clattenburg (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 1: Goldie Underhill-Bottom and Belegar Ironhammer weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Dane scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Launceston defense and lifts a classy finish over Randall Cunningham.  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - CAM 0
Min 2: Glint Heartstone (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Randall Cunningham!
Min 6: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) hooks the ball away from Leon Sandcastle...
        ...and Belegar Ironhammer dives in...
        ...and heads down but Randall Cunningham was there for the save!
Min 7: Randall Cunningham makes a grave error against Darlington...
        ...he comes out to claim, misses it...
        ...but Falstad Wildhammer amazingly hits the side post and it rebounds into the arms of Randall Cunningham.
Min 8: Randall Cunningham rushes out to block Glint Heartstone's (LD) route to goal...
        ...but Glint Heartstone drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Leon Sandcastle covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...and Randall Cunningham scrambles to it.
Min 9: Glint Heartstone and Cuzn Knuckleduster weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Dane scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Launceston defense and lifts a classy finish over Randall Cunningham and over the bar too!
Min 10: Kvasir slides the ball under Randall Cunningham...
        ...but it rolls wide for a goal kick.
Min 11: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Belegar Ironhammer with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ... GOAL!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - CAM 0
Min 12: The ball breaks from a Leon Sandcastle tackle and lands in the path of Falstad Wildhammer (LD)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Randall Cunningham palms Falstad Wildhammer's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Randall Cunningham falls on it.
Min 14: Terrible Knights defending as Leon Sandcastle gave it away to Edward Edwardsson (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Randall Cunningham...
        ...but it came back to Falstad Wildhammer who shoots and Randall Cunningham fists it away!
Min 15: Cheeky back heel from Falstad Wildhammer to release Goldie Underhill-Bottom in the box...
        ...but the New Zealander is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 17: Terrible Knights defending as Leon Sandcastle gave it away to Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Randall Cunningham...
        ...but it came back to Falstad Wildhammer who shoots and Randall Cunningham fists it away!
Min 20: One pass too many from Launceston and Darlington soon get a cross in...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer (LD) gets his head to it...
        ...but Randall Cunningham is untroubled by that one.
Min 22: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) looks up and spots Cuzn Knuckleduster arriving in the box...
        ...the Dane tees up Cuzn Knuckleduster for the shot...
        ...the ball falls into into the arms Randall Cunningham...
        ...Belegar Ironhammer should have done better with that.
Min 23: (LD) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Randall Cunningham looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Launceston defence were all over the place.
Min 24: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) gets a flick-on to Goldie Underhill-Bottom...
        ...who reacts quicker than Leon Sandcastle in front of goal...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom heads the ball wide of Randall Cunningham...
        ... who is rooted to the spot...
        ...and into the back of the net from 8-yards out. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Matt Cooper is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - CAM 0
Min 25: Cheeky back heel from Goldie Underhill-Bottom to release Falstad Wildhammer in the box...
        ...but the Norwegian is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 27: Edward Edwardsson (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Randall Cunningham!
Min 28: Darlington break quickly with Flor Minesweeper ...
        ...he only has Randall Cunningham to beat...
        ...great save by Randall Cunningham but the ball falls to Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...who slots the ball into the vacant net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...Matt Cooper suggests to Randall Cunningham that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - CAM 0
Min 29: Falstad Wildhammer volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Randall Cunningham gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...and the ball nestles in the back of the net. GOAL!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - CAM 0
Min 30: Falstad Wildhammer is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Randall Cunningham.
Min 33: Edward Edwardsson weaves his way through the Launceston defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Randall Cunningham!?
Min 34: A superb strike from Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...and into the bottom left-hand corner GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 6 - CAM 0
Min 34: Brock Bowers (CAM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Glod Glodsson (LD).
Min 35: Grace (CAM) nods the ball down for Josh McDaniels on the edge of the box...
        ...Josh McDaniels takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm rushes of his line...
        ...Josh McDaniels gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Argo Boatswain (LD)!
Min 39: Patrick Mahomes (CAM) booked for what looked like a dive by the home side's Belegar Ironhammer.
Min 42: Brock Bowers (CAM) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Argo Boatswain (LD) is there to clear with his head.
Min 45: Brokkr on for Kvasir(DF)...
        ...Brokkr will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 6 - Launceston 0

Min 46: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) and Glint Heartstone break for Darlington...
        ...Glint Heartstone looks to have found space into which to recieve Belegar Ironhammer's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Patrick Mahomes (CAM) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 48: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Josh McDaniels's (CAM) ball into the box is cut out by Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD).
Min 51: Josh McDaniels opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Argo Boatswain greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 52: Josh McDaniels (CAM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD).
Min 60: Tac Grumbleboots on for Goldie Underhill-Bottom(FW)...
        ...Tac Grumbleboots will play MF.
Min 75: Edward Edwardsson (LD) seizes on a horrible clearance from the American keeper...
        ...finds Glint Heartstone busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 7 - CAM 0
Min 82: Josh McDaniels finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Frans van de Weg who heads the ball...
        ...but Glod Glodsson (LD) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 89: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Brock Bowers's (CAM) ball into the box is cut out by Glod Glodsson (LD).


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 7 - Launceston 0


Man Of The Match: Falstad Wildhammer (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Argo Boatswain            11 11 11  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
DF Kvasir                    24 24 24 19  4  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
DF Glod Glodsson             27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Brokkr                    15 15 15 12  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Flor Minesweeper          19 19 19 17  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Glint Heartstone          24 24 24 21  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  8
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30 30 30 30  0  n  0  0  2  8 90  9
FW Belegar Ironhammer        22 22 22 22  0  n  0  0  2  3 90  8
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  2  2 60  7
FW Edward Edwardsson         22 22 22 22  0  n  0  0  0  3 90  7

Camelot FC
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Randall Cunningham        21 21 21  9  2  n  0 12  0  0 90  6
SW Patrick Mahomes            8  8  8  5  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Marcus Peters              4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Frans van de Weg          12 12 12  9 -1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Leon Sandcastle            7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Michael Mayer              5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Grace                      4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
WG Josh McDaniels            13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Brock Purdy                7  7  7  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Odell Beckham              7  7  7  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Brock Bowers              20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD CAM
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Halftime           6   0
Fulltime           7   0
Shots On Target   19   0
Shots             21   0
Saves              0  12
Offsides           3   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      62  36
Revenue           80  80

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  51.00 133.69 188.94 
  1  CAM  N  19.50  44.09  53.94 
 46   LD  L  46.50 124.69 186.69 
 61   LD  L  46.50 134.19 162.44 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
BLOWOUT!!! CAM used on average 36% SL, which is less than the required 50%.
Kvasir (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Brock Bowers (CAM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.