Highland Rangers                          Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK David James               10 10  n     GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  8  n
SW Wayne Homer               22  8  n     DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29  9  n
DF Marcus Smith              23  9  n     DF Glod Glodsson             26  8  n
DF Peter Withe               21  9  n     DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24  6  n
DF Alan Wright               12  8  n     DF Kvasir                    23  7  n
MF David Luis                22  6  n     MF Belegar Ironhammer        22  6  n
MF Frank Trainer             21  6  n     MF Tac Grumbleboots          19  8  n
MF Jon Van Stopper           10  8  n     FW Falstad Wildhammer        30  8  n
FW Vincent Company           25  8  n     FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27  8  n
FW Ollie Watkins             21  7  n     FW Edward Edwardsson         22  8  n
FW Juninho                   11 10  n     FW Gotrek Gurnisson          11  8  n

Min 0: Villa opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Mike Riley (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 3: Morose Stronginthearm rushes out to block Alan Wright's (HLR) route to goal...
        ...but Alan Wright drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Hands Crystal Andersson covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm scrambles to it.
Min 8: Frank Trainer's (HLR) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Kvasir (LD)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 8: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Goldie Underhill-Bottom...
        ...who calmly finishes. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: HLR 0 - LD 1
Min 23: David Luis (HLR) and Frank Trainer break for Villa...
        ...Frank Trainer looks to have found space into which to recieve David Luis's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 23: Tac Grumbleboots (LD) sidesteps to make space for himself...
        ...before unleashing an effort from 25 yards...
        ...which David James is able to keep out on the stretch and then grasps.
Min 27: Ollie Watkins (HLR) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Vincent Company but it evades him...
        ...Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 30: Juninho (HLR) gets to the edge of the box...
        ...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
        ...past a sprawling Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...but into the row of cameramen way off to the right.
Min 35: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Belegar Ironhammer...
        ...who manages to knock it into the top corner...
        ...even though the pass was just behind him...
        ...great finish!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: HLR 0 - LD 2
Min 44: Lovely chip from Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD)...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom was brave...
        ...and knocks the ball past the onrushing David James  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Matthew White is furious...
        ...score now: HLR 0 - LD 3
Min 45: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD) in space inside the area...
        ...he slices his shot but it finds Falstad Wildhammer...
        ...who simply sidefoots home GOAL!...
        ...Matthew White suggests to David James that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: HLR 0 - LD 4
Min 45: Gordon Cowans on for David Luis(MF)...
        ...Gordon Cowans will play MF.
Min 45: John Duran on for Ollie Watkins(FW)...
        ...John Duran will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Villa 0 - Darlington 4

Min 48: The ball is hooked on towards Hands Crystal Andersson (LD)...
        ...who takes on Peter Withe on the edge of the area...
        ...Peter Withe  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 49: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Gotrek Gurnisson  (LD)...
        ...but the impressive Peter Withe (HLR) is able to get the ball back to David James.
Min 53: Alan Wright (HLR) passes a great ball to John Duran...
        ...whose low shot across goal is only parried by Rockets keeper Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...and who else but Alan Wright is there to slot it in...
        ...somehow he shoots wide!!
Min 57: Vincent Company (HLR) collects the ball from Frank Trainer on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Morose Stronginthearm for a big save!
Min 60: Brokkr on for Kvasir(DF)...
        ...Brokkr will play DF.
Min 60: Flor Minesweeper  on for Belegar Ironhammer(MF)...
        ...Flor Minesweeper  will play MF.
Min 61: Flor Minesweeper  (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Marcus Smith (HLR).
Min 64: Edward Edwardsson (LD) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Villa defense to Goldie Underhill-Bottom...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...David James rushes off his line and Goldie Underhill-Bottom slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: HLR 0 - LD 5
Min 70: John Duran (HLR) nods the ball down for Juninho on the edge of the box...
        ...Juninho takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm rushes of his line...
        ...Juninho gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Glod Glodsson (LD)!
Min 87: Edward Edwardsson (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Peter Withe (HLR) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


FINAL SCORE: Villa 0 - Darlington 5


Man Of The Match: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)

Highland Rangers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK David James               10 10 10  4  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  0
SW Wayne Homer               22 22 22 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Alan Wright               12 12 12  9  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
DF Peter Withe               21 21 21 16  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Marcus Smith              23 23 23 18  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Jon Van Stopper           10 10 10  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF David Luis                22 22 22 19  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Frank Trainer             21 21 21 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gordon Cowans             19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Vincent Company           25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Juninho                   11 11 11 11  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Ollie Watkins             21 21 21 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW John Duran                23 23 23 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13  2  n  0  2  0  0 90  7
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Kvasir                    23 23 23 18  3  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Glod Glodsson             26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   24 24 24 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Brokkr                    15 15 15 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Belegar Ironhammer        22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  1  1 60  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19 19 19 17  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Flor Minesweeper          19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
FW Gotrek Gurnisson          11 11 11 11  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  3  3 90  8
FW Edward Edwardsson         22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       HLR  LD
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Halftime           0   4
Fulltime           0   5
Shots On Target    2   6
Shots              4   6
Saves              1   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      53  66
Revenue           75  75

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  HLR  N  50.00 143.07 138.32 
  1   LD  L  61.20 127.93 158.83 
 46  HLR  N  50.00 141.57 138.07 
 61   LD  L  56.40 118.43 155.73 

 Trainer's Report
HLR paid 20k for a Home Bonus of 22.
Kvasir (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
David Luis (HLR) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Glod Glodsson (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.