Locomotive Darlington                     Inter Postmen
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     27  6  n     GK Alefir Lighthead          16 10  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        19  6  n     SW Sergio Rochet              5 10  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        25  8  n     DF Victor Malchiodi          11 10  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     23  8  n     DF Brandon Paine              4 10  n
DF Zub Darklamp              22  9  n     DF Chendo                     3 10  n
MF José Ufarte              16  6  n     MF Tom Keenan                13  8  n
MF Tac Grumbleboots          15 10  n     MF Patrick Clifton            9 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             10 10  n     MF Mono                       9 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           26  4  n     MF Marcos Llorente            4 10  n
FW Winch Blastdoors          24  7  n     WG Daniel Jones              13  6  n
FW Edward Edwardsson         23  6  n     FW Alex Clement              12  7  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-3-3 L while the Posties will play a 4-4-2 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Bennett (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 9: Winch Blastdoors (LD) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...which gives Alefir Lighthead no chance GOAL!!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Rockets...
        ...score now: LD 1 - ITP 0
Min 13: Zub Darklamp (LD) pumps the ball back into a crowded box...
        ...Cuzn Knuckleduster rises at the back post...
        ...and powerfully heads the ball down but right at the sure-handed Alefir Lighthead.
Min 17: Winch Blastdoors finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Alefir Lighthead palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Edward Edwardsson who heads the ball...
        ...and its in the back of the net from 8-yards out! GOAL!!!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - ITP 0
Min 18: Winch Blastdoors (LD) takes off down the left...
        ...he outpaces the defense picks out Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who takes a shot but Alefir Lighthead had little trouble catching it. 
Min 21: Zub Darklamp (LD) in space inside the area...
        ...he slices his shot but it finds Tac Grumbleboots...
        ...who mishits it wide.
Min 22: Now the ball comes to Daniel Jones (ITP)...
        ...Alex Clement has space on the left and Daniel Jones tries to play him in...
        ...only for Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 23: Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...and the Norwegian knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Stephen Williams is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - ITP 0
Min 23: Daniel Jones (ITP) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Zub Darklamp (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 24: Tac Grumbleboots (LD) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Chendo (ITP) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 26: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Thorgrim Grudgebearer heads in from close range...
        ...but Alefir Lighthead was there to save that one.
Min 29: Brilliant play by Brick Rolling (LD) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Winch Blastdoors...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Alefir Lighthead.
Min 31: A superb strike from Winch Blastdoors (LD)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Posties goalie Alefir Lighthead.
Min 36: (LD) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Winch Blastdoors looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Alefir Lighthead looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Bristol defence were all over the place.
Min 36: Great tackle by Zub Darklamp (LD)...
        ...to prevent Alex Clement (ITP) from latching onto Tom Keenan's pass. 
Min 36: Victor Malchiodi (ITP) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 39: Brick Rolling (LD) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Irishman keeper...
        ...finds Trunk Chiseljaw busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Alefir Lighthead!
Min 40: Here comes Edward Edwardsson (LD)...
        ...getting onto Winch Blastdoors's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Alefir Lighthead who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 41: José Ufarte (LD) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and slams a shot right at Alefir Lighthead who makes the save.
Min 45: Falstad Wildhammer on for Winch Blastdoors(FW)...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer will play FW.
Min 45: Gordon Krantz on for Tom Keenan(MF)...
        ...Gordon Krantz will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 3 - Bristol 0

Min 48: Trunk Chiseljaw is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...Stephen Williams suggests to Alefir Lighthead that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - ITP 0
Min 49: Gordon Krantz (ITP) finds Alex Clement...
        ...but he hesitates and Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) is able to make the tackle.
Min 56: Patrick Clifton (ITP) and Alex Clement break for Bristol...
        ...Alex Clement looks to have found space into which to recieve Patrick Clifton's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 57: Cheeky back heel from Falstad Wildhammer to release Trunk Chiseljaw in the box...
        ...but the Norwegian is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 60: Blackboard Monitor on for Trunk Chiseljaw(FW)...
        ...Blackboard Monitor will play FW.
Min 64: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Gordon Krantz's (ITP) ball into the box is cut out by Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD).
Min 69: Edward Edwardsson (LD) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Norwegian striker Zub Darklamp...
        ...whose finish is high over the bar.
Min 74: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) picks up possession on the left...
        ...fe steps into the top corner of the box...
        ...and fires off a bullet of a shot...
        ...the pace and power of the Norwegian's shot takes the ball past Alefir Lighthead...
        ...and rifles into the roof of the net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - ITP 0
Min 84: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) finds Brick Rolling steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Chendo (ITP) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 86: The Posties sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Thorgrim Grudgebearer's (LD) ball into the box is cut out by Victor Malchiodi (ITP).
Min 88: The Posties sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Blackboard Monitor's (LD) ball into the box is cut out by Chendo (ITP).


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 5 - Bristol 0


Man Of The Match: Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     27 27 27 12  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        19 19 19 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     23 23 23 18  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  8
DF Zub Darklamp              22 22 22 17  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
MF Brick Rolling             10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          15 15 15 13  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF José Ufarte              16 16 16 14  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          24 24 24 24  4  n  0  0  1  3 45  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  2  4 60  7
FW Edward Edwardsson         23 23 23 23  0  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Falstad Wildhammer        24 24 24 24  2  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Blackboard Monitor        22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Inter Postmen
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Alefir Lighthead          16 16 16  7  4  n  0  8  0  0 90  6
SW Sergio Rochet              5  2  2  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Victor Malchiodi          11 11 11  8  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Brandon Paine              4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Chendo                     3  3  3  2  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Tom Keenan                13 13 13 11  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  0
MF Patrick Clifton            9  7  7  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Marcos Llorente            4  4  4  3  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Mono                       9  7  7  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Gordon Krantz             25 25 25 22  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Daniel Jones              13 13 13 11  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Alex Clement              12 12 12 12  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD ITP
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target   13   0
Shots             15   0
Saves              0   8
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      58  30
Revenue           68  68

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  54.00 129.14 148.89 
  1  ITP  S  11.00  56.64  40.94 
  2   LD  L  40.94 129.14 161.95 
 46  ITP  S  11.00  61.64  42.19 
 47   LD  L  42.19 129.14 160.70 
 61   LD  L  42.19 129.14 155.70 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Morose Stronginthearm (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) played 60 minutes and earned a CP.
Winch Blastdoors (LD) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Zub Darklamp (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Samarth Nightstone (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Brick Rolling (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Gordon Krantz (ITP) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Tom Keenan (ITP) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Daniel Jones (ITP) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Alex Clement (ITP) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.