Locomotive Darlington                     Highland Rangers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29  8  n     GK David James               13 10  n
SW Argo Boatswain            14  6  n     SW Wayne Homer               23  9  n
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        30  8  n     DF Peter Withe               23  7  n
DF Glod Glodsson             29  8  n     DF Bea Gill                  23  9  n
DF Kvasir                    23  6  n     DF Matty Cash                12  8  n
MF Belegar Ironhammer        25  6  n     MF Gordon Cowans             14  8  n
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19  8  n     MF Jon Van Stopper           13  6  n
MF Bannock Shieldborn        15 10  n     MF Kenny Samson              10 10  n
FW Falstad Wildhammer        32  6  n     FW John Duran                22  7  n
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27  6  n     FW Matt White                22  7  n
FW Terry Bradshaw            15 10  n     FW Ollie Watkins             16  8  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Reds will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Bennett (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 4: John Duran (HLR) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 6: Glod Glodsson looks up and sees Falstad Wildhammer in space...
        ... a deft flick on, he's onside!...
        ... Falstad Wildhammer torpedoes it hard and low under the outstretched David James, oh what a beauty!?GOAL!!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - HLR 0
Min 7: John Duran (HLR) finds Gordon Cowans...
        ...but he hesitates and Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD) is able to make the tackle.
Min 15: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD) hits a long-ranger...
        ...David James can't hold it...
        ...and Tac Grumbleboots taps the loose ball home GOAL!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - HLR 0
Min 17: The ball is played back towards the box by Belegar Ironhammer (LD)...
        ...Bea Gill  heads out...
        ...only for Glod Glodsson to try and audacious first time volley...
        ...which David James has to push over the top.
Min 26: Belegar Ironhammer (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Bea Gill  (HLR).
Min 29: Terry Bradshaw (LD) picks up the loose ball...
        ...and somehow he puts it over the bar from about 8-yards out. He should have scored. 
Min 34: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...into the far corner of the net.  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Matthew White is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - HLR 0
Min 35: Bannock Shieldborn  opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Bea Gill  greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 40: The Ref pulls Argo Boatswain (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 43: Glod Glodsson and Goldie Underhill-Bottom weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the New Zealander scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Villa defense and lifts a classy finish over David James.  GOAL!...
        ...Matthew White suggests to David James that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - HLR 0
Min 45: Hands Crystal Andersson on for Argo Boatswain(SW)...
        ...Hands Crystal Andersson will play DF.
Min 45: Alan Wright on for Peter Withe(DF)...
        ...Alan Wright will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 4 - Villa 0

Min 49: The Ref pulls David James (HLR) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 50: John Duran (HLR) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Glod Glodsson (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 51: Kvasir finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...David James palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Terry Bradshaw who heads the ball...
        ...but Alan Wright (HLR) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 55: Hands Crystal Andersson's appalling clearance goes right to Matt White (HLR)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Jon Van Stopper...
        ...who heads it over the bar.
Min 64: Terrible Reds defending as Bea Gill  gives it away to Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by David James...
        ...but it came back to Terry Bradshaw and his shot took a deflection on its way in. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - HLR 0
Min 71: Kenny Samson opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Hands Crystal Andersson greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 81: The Ref pulls Bannock Shieldborn  (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 82: Rockets build down the left...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Bannock Shieldborn  beats Bea Gill  to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer past David James but wide of the net.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 5 - Villa 0


Man Of The Match: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     29 29 29 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Argo Boatswain            14 14 14  9  3  n  4  0  0  0 45  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        30 30 30 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Kvasir                    23 23 23 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Glod Glodsson             29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   20 20 20 16  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Belegar Ironhammer        25 25 25 25  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          19 19 19 17  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Bannock Shieldborn        15 15 15 13  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        32 32 32 32  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Terry Bradshaw            15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  6

Highland Rangers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK David James               13 13 13  5  4  n  4  1  0  0 90  0
SW Wayne Homer               23 23 23 16  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Matty Cash                12 12 12  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Peter Withe               23 23 23 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  5
DF Bea Gill                  23 23 23 18  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Alan Wright               15 15 15 12  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Gordon Cowans             14 14 14 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jon Van Stopper           13 13 13 11  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Kenny Samson              10 10 10 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW John Duran                22 22 22 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ollie Watkins             16 16 16 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Matt White                22 22 22 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        LD HLR
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    6   0
Shots              8   1
Saves              0   1
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      65  50
Revenue           78  78

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  N  55.00 152.61 165.86 
  1  HLR  N  52.00 105.40 108.15 
 46   LD  N  61.20 158.61 165.76 
 46  HLR  N  48.00  97.40 106.15 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Kvasir (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Peter Withe (HLR) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Matty Cash (HLR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Ollie Watkins (HLR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.