Locomotive Darlington                     The New Saints
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Berronar Truesilver       29  8  n     GK Nathan Shepherd           25  6  n
DF Khal Khalundurrin         28  7  n     DF Daniel Williams           27  3  n
DF Wee Mad Arthur            26  7  n     DF Ryan Brobbel              24  4  n
DF Daft Wullie               19  8  n     DF Jordan Marshall           23  7  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18  6  n     DF Sion Bradley              10 10  n
MF Brick Rolling             25  6  n     MF Adam Wilson               17  6  n
MF Grog Strongjaw            24  4  n     MF Edgar Davids              15  8  n
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         30  8  n     MF Jet Jaguar                11  8  n
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28  8  n     MF Kamil Conteh              10 10  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27  7  n     FW Jordan Williams           26  3  n
FW Rob Anybody               20 10  n     FW Ben Wilson                23  4  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Saints will play a 4-4-2 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Willian Collum (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 5: Rob Anybody (LD) takes the ball into the Saints half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...who slips it past Nathan Shepherd. GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - TNS 0
Min 6: Sion Bradley's appalling clearance goes right to Daft Wullie (LD)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...who heads it on goal but Nathan Shepherd is there to collect it.
Min 7: Brick Rolling crosses for the Rockets...
        ...Nathan Shepherd plucks that comfortably out of the air.
Min 8: Clangeddin Silverbeard weaves his way through the Cardiff defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot falls harmlessly into the arms of Nathan Shepherd!?
Min 11: The ball lands at the feet of Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) on the edge of the box...
        ...he instictively fires a bullet shot through a crowded penalty area...
        ...Nathan Shepherd does well to position himself and collect.
Min 12: Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Rob Anybody with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ... GOAL!!!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - TNS 0
Min 14: Thorgrim Grudgebearer's (LD) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Sion Bradley (TNS)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Nathan Shepherd.
Min 16: Lacomus Notadwarf (LD) nods the ball down for Trunk Chiseljaw on the edge of the box...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Nathan Shepherd rushes of his line...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Nathan Shepherd and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Rob Lye is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - TNS 0
Min 18: The ball is hooked on towards Clangeddin Silverbeard (LD)...
        ...who takes on Sion Bradley on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Nathan Shepherd.
Min 23: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Lacomus Notadwarf...
        ...and the Greek knocks it straight at Nathan Shepherd who calmly collects it.
Min 24: Jordan Williams  (TNS) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Khal Khalundurrin (LD) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 36: Adam Wilson almost penetrates Rockets's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Daft Wullie would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 45: Hwel Bardsinger on for Grog Strongjaw(MF)...
        ...Hwel Bardsinger will play MF.
Min 45: Dominic Corness on for Daniel Williams(DF)...
        ...Dominic Corness will play DF.
Min 45: Aramide Oteh on for Jordan Williams (FW)...
        ...Aramide Oteh will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 3 - Cardiff 0

Min 47: Edgar Davids (TNS) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Khal Khalundurrin (LD) is there to clear with his head.
Min 48: Wee Mad Arthur (LD) nods the ball down for Trunk Chiseljaw on the edge of the box...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Nathan Shepherd rushes of his line...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Nathan Shepherd and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Rob Lye suggests to Nathan Shepherd that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - TNS 0
Min 51: Khal Khalundurrin (LD) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Nathan Shepherd doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Lacomus Notadwarf rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Nathan Shepherd who stayed on his line.
Min 55: Now the ball comes to Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)...
        ...Clangeddin Silverbeard has space on the left and Trunk Chiseljaw tries to play him in...
        ...only for Sion Bradley (TNS) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 56: Rob Anybody (LD) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Sion Bradley (TNS).
Min 60: Rob Anybody and Clangeddin Silverbeard weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the Swede scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Cardiff defense and lifts a classy ball high but Nathan Shepherd gets a hand to it!
Min 68: Now the ball comes to Brick Rolling (LD)...
        ...Lacomus Notadwarf has space on the left and Brick Rolling tries to play him in...
        ...only for Sion Bradley (TNS) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 72: Ryan Brobbel (TNS) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Daft Wullie (LD) is there to clear with his head.
Min 77: Darlington break quickly with Clangeddin Silverbeard...
        ...he only has Nathan Shepherd to beat...
        ...great save by Nathan Shepherd but the ball falls to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...whose shot is smothered by the recovering Nathan Shepherd.
Min 84: Ben Wilson (TNS) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Khal Khalundurrin (LD) muscles out the big striker before he can control.


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 4 - Cardiff 0


Man Of The Match: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Berronar Truesilver       29 29 29 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Daft Wullie               19 19 19 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Wee Mad Arthur            26 26 26 20  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18 18 18 14  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Khal Khalundurrin         28 28 28 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
MF Grog Strongjaw            24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Brick Rolling             25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Hwel Bardsinger           21 21 21 18  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Lacomus Notadwarf         30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  0  3 90  7
FW Clangeddin Silverbeard    28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  0  4 90  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           27 27 27 27  1  n  0  0  3  4 90  8
FW Rob Anybody               20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6

The New Saints
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Nathan Shepherd           25 25 25 11  0  n  0  9  0  0 90  6
DF Daniel Williams           27 27 27 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  0
DF Ryan Brobbel              24 24 24 24 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Jordan Marshall           23 23 23 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Sion Bradley              10 10 10 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Dominic Corness           24 24 24 19 -2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Kamil Conteh              10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Adam Wilson               17 17 17 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Jet Jaguar                11 11 11  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
MF Edgar Davids              15 15 15 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
FW Ben Wilson                23 23 23 23 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Jordan Williams           26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Aramide Oteh              16 16 16 16 -2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics        LD TNS
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target   13   0
Shots             13   0
Saves              0   9
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      71  59
Revenue           91  91

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  54.60 133.97 192.42 
  1  TNS  N  50.40 115.24 110.29 
 46   LD  L  54.60 132.47 190.92 
 46  TNS  N  48.60 112.24  99.69 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.