Golden Dragons                            Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK John McKay                29  8  n     GK Morose Stronginthearm      9 10  n
SW David Raya                25  8  n     DF Daft Wullie               19  6  n
DF Danny Davies              21  7  n     DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18 10  n
DF Steve Banks               21 10  n     DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        12 10  n
DF Frank McCallum            16  9  n     DF Zub Darklamp              10 10  n
MF Mikel Arteta              34  7  n     MF Grog Strongjaw            22  8  n
MF Shaun Batty               30  7  n     MF Gabriel Medina            10 10  n
MF Flipin Flops              13 10  n     MF Tac Grumbleboots           4 10  n
WG Reiss Nelson              23  8  n     FW Rob Anybody               20 10  n
FW Bukayo Saka               33  8  n     FW Winch Blastdoors          19  9  n
FW George Hirst              20 10  n     FW Edward Edwardsson         12 10  n

Min 0: Dragons opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Rockets will play a 4-3-3 O.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 2: Grog Strongjaw's (LD) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Danny Davies (GD)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of John McKay.
Min 3: Bukayo Saka (GD) loops a ball over the top for Shaun Batty...
        ...he finds the back of the net but is clearly yards offside 
Min 10: Bukayo Saka (GD) collects the ball from Steve Banks on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot to beat Morose Stronginthearm! GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Dragons...
        ...score now: GD 1 - LD 0
Min 11: Rob Anybody (LD) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Steve Banks (GD) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 13: The ball comes in to the area from George Hirst...
        ...he rattles it off Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...Reiss Nelson (GD) tries his best to miss but scores. GOAL!...
        ...Dragons are looking strong now...
        ...score now: GD 2 - LD 0
Min 15: George Hirst opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Cuzn Knuckleduster greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 19: Zub Darklamp makes a hash in defense...
        ...under pressure form Flipin Flops (GD)...
        ...and Shaun Batty collects the ball on the edge of the box...
        ...the American smashes the ball past Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...and into the billowing net. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dragons; Coach Roy Rolsten is furious...
        ...score now: GD 3 - LD 0
Min 21: Great tackle by Daft Wullie (LD)...
        ...to prevent Shaun Batty (GD) from latching onto Reiss Nelson's pass. 
Min 23: George Hirst (GD) receives a deep pass from Mikel Arteta...
        ...the referee whistles an offside!!!...
        ...the American player was chatting with Morose Stronginthearm when he received the pass!!...
        ...the fans from Dragons aren't happy with his lack of concentration.
Min 28: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Edward Edwardsson (LD)...
        ...but the impressive David Raya (GD) is able to get the ball back to John McKay.
Min 30: George Hirst (GD) finds Mikel Arteta steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Daft Wullie (LD) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 35: Zub Darklamp hits a short back-pass...
        ...and George Hirst (GD) latches on...
        ...he has the easiest of tap-ins GOAL!...
        ...Roy Rolsten suggests to Morose Stronginthearm that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: GD 4 - LD 0
Min 45: Gabriel Almeida on for David Raya(SW)...
        ...Gabriel Almeida will play DF.
Min 45: Roger Rogers on for Bukayo Saka(FW)...
        ...Roger Rogers will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Dragons 4 - Darlington 0

Min 49: Mikel Arteta breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Shaun Batty on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Zub Darklamp's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Morose Stronginthearm and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Dragons; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: GD 5 - LD 0
Min 51: Superb sliding block by Frank McCallum (GD) denies Winch Blastdoors a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Rob Anybody in the Dragons box.
Min 53: The Ref pulls Tac Grumbleboots (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 60: Reiss Nelson (GD) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Daft Wullie (LD) is there to clear with his head.
Min 63: Daft Wullie (LD) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 67: Shaun Batty (GD) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Flipin Flops but it evades him...
        ...sadly Morose Stronginthearm missed it too and it drifts into the back of the net GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dragons; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: GD 6 - LD 0
Min 72: Mikel Arteta (GD) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Reiss Nelson but it evades him...
        ...Zub Darklamp (LD) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 85: Grog Strongjaw (LD) and Winch Blastdoors break for Darlington...
        ...Winch Blastdoors looks to have found space into which to recieve Grog Strongjaw's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Steve Banks (GD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 87: Zub Darklamp (LD) finds Grog Strongjaw...
        ...but he hesitates and Frank McCallum (GD) is able to make the tackle.


FINAL SCORE: Dragons 6 - Darlington 0


Man Of The Match: Shaun Batty (GD)

Golden Dragons
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK John McKay                29 29 29 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW David Raya                25 12 12 11  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Frank McCallum            16 16 16 12  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Danny Davies              21 21 21 16  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Steve Banks               21 21 21 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Gabriel Almeida           20 12 12 20  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Roger Rogers              12 12 12  9  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Mikel Arteta              34 34 34 30  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Flipin Flops              13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Shaun Batty               30 30 30 27  1  n  0  0  3  3 90  9
WG Reiss Nelson              23 23 23 20  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW George Hirst              20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
FW Bukayo Saka               33 33 33 33  5  n  0  0  1  1 45  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm      9  9  9  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Daft Wullie               19 19 19 15  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     18 18 18 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Zub Darklamp              10 10 10  8  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Grog Strongjaw            22 22 22 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Gabriel Medina            10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots           4  4  4  3  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          19 19 19 19  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Edward Edwardsson         12 12 12 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Rob Anybody               20 20 20 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics        GD  LD
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Halftime           4   0
Fulltime           6   0
Shots On Target    6   0
Shots              6   0
Saves              0   0
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      56  46
Revenue          104 104

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   GD  N  41.00 121.92 170.87 
  1   LD  O  35.40  94.01  85.81 
 46   GD  N  49.20 133.92 138.62 

 Trainer's Report
BLOWOUT!!! LD used on average 46% SL, which is less than the required 50%.
Reiss Nelson (GD) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Myles Lewis-Skelly (GD) did not appear in the match and could not be coached.
Steve Banks (GD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Grog Strongjaw (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.