Dublin Illuminati                         Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Mump Stichell             32  6  n     GK Stressed Eric             32  8  n
SW Vrike Mabel               28  5  n     SW Clearing Up               11 10  n
DF Wenzel Dard               30  8  n     DF Ken Cgchenjunga           21  8  n
DF Sma Darius Zith           28  6  n     DF Chew Backer               10 10  n
DF Ikiaki Sa                 25  6  n     DF Epic Bob                   9 10  n
MF Hirdan Jocks              30  7  n     MF Side Show                 29  6  n
MF Dustin Hopkins            25  8  n     MF Ingle Bre                 27  7  n
MF Den Korsey                21  8  n     MF Break Thalines            19  9  n
WG Jawand Dones              30  7  n     WG Rapid Jim                 30 10  n
FW Wedrick Jills             30  7  n     WG Bo Nuss                   12 10  n
FW Cack Jonklin              19  6  n     FW Vinnie Sideways           19  7  n

Min 0: Dublin opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Bulldogs will play a 4-3-3 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Bill Nichol (STRONG/FAIR).
Min 10: Dustin Hopkins (DUB) passes a great ball to Jawand Dones...
        ...whose low shot across goal is parried by Bulldogs keeper Stressed Eric...
        ...who then falls on it for the save.
Min 13: Jawand Dones (DUB) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Hirdan Jocks...
        ...and the American knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...it's a lead that Richard Burnett's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: DUB 1 - SFR 0
Min 20: Dustin Hopkins (DUB) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which catches the goalkeeper Stressed Eric napping GOAL!!!...
        ...Dublin are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DUB 2 - SFR 0
Min 23: Stressed Eric rushes out to block the Wenzel Dard's (DUB) route to goal...
        ...but Wenzel Dard drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Epic Bob covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Den Korsey pounces on the clearance but his shot flies wide!
Min 25: Epic Bob hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Wedrick Jills (DUB) latches on...
        ...but he can't beat an alert Stressed Eric.
Min 26: Wedrick Jills (DUB) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 38: Jawand Dones (DUB) makes a late challenge on Ingle Bre...
        ...and gets yellow-carded.
Min 41: The ball is crossed in and Epic Bob heads away but only to Jawand Dones (DUB)...
        ...a neat hit and Stressed Eric doesn't have time to get to the scuffed shot. GOAL! ...
        ...yet another one for Dublin; Coach Dan Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: DUB 3 - SFR 0
Min 43: Cack Jonklin (DUB) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Sheffield defense to Wedrick Jills...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Stressed Eric rushes off his line and Wedrick Jills slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and back into the hands of Stressed Eric!
Min 45: Talvin Domlinson on for Vrike Mabel(SW)...
        ...Talvin Domlinson will play DF.
Min 45: Dant Grelpit on for Cack Jonklin(FW)...
        ...Dant Grelpit will play WG.
Min 45: Stuce Daley on for Wedrick Jills(FW)...
        ...Stuce Daley will play SW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Dublin 3 - Sheffield 0

Min 46: Den Korsey(DUB) is forced to reposition to FW.
Min 51: Bo Nuss finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Mump Stichell palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Rapid Jim who heads the ball...
        ...but Stuce Daley (DUB) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 53: Rapid Jim (SFR) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Wenzel Dard (DUB).
Min 59: Foolish Clearing Up (SFR) handballs deliberately...
        ...that earns a yellow card!
Min 60: Hands Save on for Stressed Eric(GK)...
        ...Hands Save will play GK.
Min 62: Jawand Dones (DUB) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Dustin Hopkins with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Hands Save.
Min 64: Sma Darius Zith weaves his way through the Sheffield defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Hands Save.?GOAL!!...
        ...Dan Fitzgerald suggests to Hands Save that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: DUB 4 - SFR 0
Min 69: Superb sliding block by Epic Bob (SFR) denies Hirdan Jocks a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Jawand Dones in the Sheffield box.
Min 72: Vinnie Sideways clattered by Ikiaki Sa (DUB)...
        ...a yellow card for the American.
Min 90: Dant Grelpit (DUB) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Chew Backer (SFR).


FINAL SCORE: Dublin 4 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Dustin Hopkins (DUB)

Dublin Illuminati
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Mump Stichell             32 32 32 14  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Vrike Mabel               28 28 28 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
SW Stuce Daley               22 11 11  9  5  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Ikiaki Sa                 25 25 25 20  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sma Darius Zith           28 28 28 22  0  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Wenzel Dard               30 30 30 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Talvin Domlinson          29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Dustin Hopkins            25 25 25 25  2  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
MF Hirdan Jocks              30 30 30 27  1  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
WG Jawand Dones              30 30 30 27  1  n  4  0  1  1 90  6
WG Dant Grelpit              32 32 32 28  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Den Korsey                21 16 16 18  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Cack Jonklin              19 19 19 19  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Wedrick Jills             30 30 30 30  4  n  0  0  0  2 45  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             32 32 32 14  4  n  0  3  0  0 60  6
GK Hands Save                20 20 20  9  8  n  0  1  0  0 30  6
SW Clearing Up               11 11 11  7  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  4
DF Chew Backer               10 10 10  9  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Ken Cgchenjunga           21 21 21 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Epic Bob                   9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Break Thalines            19 19 19 17  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Side Show                 29 29 29 26  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Ingle Bre                 27 27 27 27  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
WG Bo Nuss                   12 12 12 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Rapid Jim                 30 30 30 27  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Vinnie Sideways           19 19 19 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       DUB SFR
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Halftime           3   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target    8   0
Shots              9   0
Saves              0   4
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       2   1
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      65  48
Revenue          146 146

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  DUB  N  69.50 175.11 194.86 
  1  SFR  S  31.00 152.91 103.46 
 46  DUB  N  67.00 176.61 198.16 

 Trainer's Report
DUB paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Stuce Daley (DUB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Rapid Jim (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Ikiaki Sa (DUB) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).
Jawand Dones (DUB) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).