Sheffield Rovers                          Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Stressed Eric             32 10  n     GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  6  n
SW Mam Tor                   12  8  n     DF Sam Copperkettle          24  7  n
DF Candida Auris             29  9  n     DF Zub Darklamp              24  6  n
DF Nigel Mansell             29  7  n     DF Glod Glodsson             21  8  n
DF Fu Ji                     19  8  n     DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     19 10  n
MF Side Show                 29  8  n     MF Tac Grumbleboots          17  6  n
MF Ingle Bre                 27  9  n     MF Glint Heartstone          13 10  n
MF Vinnie Sideways           19  6  n     FW Falstad Wildhammer        29  4  n
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31  8  n     FW Blackboard Monitor        27 10  n
FW Ever Rest                 30  8  n     FW Trunk Chiseljaw           23  7  n
FW Epic Stan-Lee             28  7  n     FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   18  7  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Willian Collum (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 2: Ever Rest (SFR) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Epic Stan-Lee rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Morose Stronginthearm who stayed on his line.
Min 2: Blackboard Monitor (LD) and Trunk Chiseljaw break for Darlington...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw looks to have found space into which to recieve Blackboard Monitor's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Nigel Mansell (SFR) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 9: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) finds Thorgrim Grudgebearer...
        ...but he hesitates and Candida Auris (SFR) is able to make the tackle.
Min 12: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Epic Stan-Lee's (SFR) ball into the box is cut out by Glod Glodsson (LD).
Min 17: The yellow card comes out...
        ...and it looks like Zub Darklamp (LD) has been booked.
Min 21: Yellow card for Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD)...
        ...a rather harsh one for a challenge on Acinetobacter baumannii in midfield.
Min 23: Ever Rest (SFR) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Acinetobacter baumannii in midfield...
        ...Ever Rest continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...Ever Rest knocks it on goal but Morose Stronginthearm is there to make an incredible save!
Min 25: Ingle Bre (SFR) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Glod Glodsson (LD).
Min 28: Glod Glodsson loses the ball to Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) on the right-hand side of the area...
        ...he takes it on and steers the coolest of shots at Morose Stronginthearm%who makes a superb save.
Min 29: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Candida Auris (SFR) is there to clear with his head.
Min 30: Tac Grumbleboots (LD) nods the ball down for Blackboard Monitor on the edge of the box...
        ...Blackboard Monitor takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Stressed Eric rushes of his line...
        ...Blackboard Monitor gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Stressed Eric...
        ...but Stressed Eric just gets a fingertip to it to knock it out of danger.
Min 33: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) hooks the ball away from Glod Glodsson...
        ...and Ever Rest dives in...
        ...and heads down but Morose Stronginthearm was there for the save!
Min 38: Now the ball comes to Vinnie Sideways (SFR)...
        ...Side Show has space on the left and Vinnie Sideways tries to play him in...
        ...only for Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 40: Now the ball comes to Ingle Bre (SFR)...
        ...Side Show has space on the left and Ingle Bre tries to play him in...
        ...only for Glod Glodsson (LD) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 45: Break Thalines on for Vinnie Sideways(MF)...
        ...Break Thalines will play MF.
Min 45: Winch Blastdoors on for Trunk Chiseljaw(FW)...
        ...Winch Blastdoors will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 0 - Darlington 0

Min 47: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) has a shot...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm parries...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii gets onto it again...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm's second block falls for Ever Rest...
        ...who half-volleys in GOAL!...
        ...and Sheffield have broken the deadlock...
        ...score now: SFR 1 - LD 0
Min 58: Ever Rest (SFR) swings a ball in to the Darlington box...
        ...but the presence of Sam Copperkettle (LD) means it is easily cleared.
Min 63: Break Thalines (SFR) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Acinetobacter baumannii in midfield...
        ...Break Thalines continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...Break Thalines knocks it on goal but Morose Stronginthearm is there to make an incredible save!
Min 68: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Break Thalines (SFR)...
        ...but the impressive Zub Darklamp (LD) is able to get the ball back to Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 71: The Bulldogs sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Winch Blastdoors's (LD) ball into the box is cut out by Candida Auris (SFR).
Min 79: Glod Glodsson's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Rockets man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 82: Side Show (SFR) does well on the left and crosses towards Ingle Bre...
        ...the American meets it with a neat header...
        ...punched to safety by Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 84: Break Thalines (SFR) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Acinetobacter baumannii in midfield...
        ...Break Thalines continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...Break Thalines rounds Morose Stronginthearm and somehow misses the target!
Min 86: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) finds Tac Grumbleboots steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Candida Auris (SFR) is there to make a key tackle.


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 1 - Darlington 0


Man Of The Match: Morose Stronginthearm (LD)

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             32 32 32 14  4  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
SW Mam Tor                   12 12 12  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Nigel Mansell             29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     19 19 19 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Vinnie Sideways           19 19 19 19  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Side Show                 29 29 29 26  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Ingle Bre                 27 27 27 27  3  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
MF Break Thalines            19 19 19 17  5  n  0  0  0  2 45  6
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31 31 31 31  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Epic Stan-Lee             28 28 28 28  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Ever Rest                 30 30 30 30  2  n  0  0  1  3 90  7

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13  0  n  0  6  0  0 90  7
DF Sam Copperkettle          24 24 24 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     19 19 19 15  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Zub Darklamp              24 24 24 19  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Glod Glodsson             21 21 21 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Glint Heartstone          13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          17 17 17 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        29 29 29 29 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   18 18 18 18  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           23 23 23 23  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Blackboard Monitor        27 27 27 27  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          16 16 16 16  4  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       SFR  LD
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Halftime           0   0
Fulltime           1   0
Shots On Target    7   1
Shots              8   1
Saves              1   6
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      68  55
Revenue          123 123

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  SFR  N  50.50 163.79 195.79 
  1   LD  L  52.80 106.76 157.61 
 46   LD  L  52.80 106.76 148.86 

 Trainer's Report
SFR paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Sam Copperkettle (LD) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Winch Blastdoors (LD) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.