Orchard Park Thistle                      Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Winston Ingram            30  9  p     GK Sticky Hans               14 10  n
SW Caribbean Colin           19  8  n     SW Clearing Up                7  8  n
DF Jack Jarvis Esq           29  9  n     DF Kin Ard                   30  5  n
DF Oisin Smyth               19 10  n     DF Candida Auris             13  7  n
DF Major Caledonia           18  8  n     DF Ben Efit                   7 10  n
MF Stacey                    20  8  n     DF Lovely Jubbly              5 10  n
MF Eric Jones Snr            20 10  n     MF Break Thalines            30  9  n
MF Joe Douglass              17  8  n     MF Paz It                    12  8  n
WG Captain Scotland          30  9  n     MF Ever Rest                  4 10  n
WG Fitzy                     24  7  n     MF Acinetobacter baumannii    4 10  n
FW Colonel Alba              30 10  n     FW Finich Cher                7 10  n

Min 0: Orchard Park opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Bulldogs will play a 5-4-1 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Calum Murray (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 3: Stacey (OPT) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Kin Ard (SFR) is there to clear with his head.
Min 7: Colonel Alba picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Stacey to chase...
        ...it drops over Ben Efit's shoulder and right into Stacey's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that is stopped by Sticky Hans.
Min 9: Break Thalines (SFR) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Jack Jarvis Esq (OPT).
Min 17: A superb strike from Colonel Alba (OPT)...
        ...who smashes one with power from 20 yards out...
        ...but its caught by the alert Bulldogs goalie Sticky Hans.
Min 27: Colonel Alba (OPT) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Sheffield defense to Captain Scotland...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Sticky Hans rushes off his line and Captain Scotland slots the ball around him...
        ...off the post and into the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Cidermen...
        ...score now: OPT 1 - SFR 0
Min 29: Eric Jones Snr (OPT) picks up a long clearance...
        ...he heads toward the byline and flicks it onto Captain Scotland...
        ...who calmly finishes. GOAL!...
        ...Orchard Park are looking strong now...
        ...score now: OPT 2 - SFR 0
Min 30: Paz It almost penetrates Cidermen's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Oisin Smyth would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 36: Superb sliding block by Major Caledonia (OPT) denies Finich Cher a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Break Thalines in the Orchard Park box.
Min 38: Fitzy (OPT) breaks away and charges into the penalty area...
        ...a little shuffle of the feet...
        ...and his shot is parried away by Sticky Hans--superb save!
Min 41: Cheeky back heel from Stacey to release Colonel Alba in the box...
        ...but the American is correctly ruled to have been off-side. 
Min 45: Scotch Corner on for Captain Scotland(WG)...
        ...Scotch Corner will play WG.
Min 45: Tack Ull on for Kin Ard(DF)...
        ...Tack Ull will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Orchard Park 2 - Sheffield 0

Min 53: Colonel Alba and Scotch Corner weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the American scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Sheffield defense and lifts a classy finish over Sticky Hans.  GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; Coach Dan Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: OPT 3 - SFR 0
Min 56: Fitzy (OPT) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Stacey in midfield...
        ...Fitzy continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Stacey...
        ...Fitzy knocks it on goal but Sticky Hans is there to make an incredible save!
Min 63: Fitzy (OPT) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Stacey...
        ...Stacey shoots across Sticky Hans...GOAL!...
        ...Dan Fitzgerald suggests to Sticky Hans that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: OPT 4 - SFR 0
Min 69: Colonel Alba (OPT) is on the left and looks to cross...
        ...the ball floats over Sticky Hans...
        ...and into the top corner via the woodwork GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: OPT 5 - SFR 0
Min 69: Break Thalines opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Oisin Smyth greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 73: Fitzy picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Colonel Alba to chase...
        ...it drops over Tack Ull's shoulder and right into Colonel Alba's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Sticky Hans's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: OPT 6 - SFR 0
Min 73: The ball is hooked on towards Finich Cher (SFR)...
        ...who takes on Oisin Smyth on the edge of the area...
        ...Oisin Smyth  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 77: Scotch Corner's (OPT) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Clearing Up (SFR)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Sticky Hans.
Min 89: Eric Jones Snr (OPT) finds Fitzy...
        ...but he hesitates and Tack Ull (SFR) is able to make the tackle.
Min 89: Ever Rest finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Winston Ingram palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Break Thalines who heads the ball...
        ...but Caribbean Colin (OPT) is there to knock it out of danger.


FINAL SCORE: Orchard Park 6 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Stacey (OPT)

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Winston Ingram            30 30 30 13  4  p  0  0  0  0 90  6
SW Caribbean Colin           19 19 19 13  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Jack Jarvis Esq           29 29 29 23  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Oisin Smyth               19 19 19 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Major Caledonia           18 18 18 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
MF Stacey                    20 16 16 18  2  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
MF Joe Douglass              17 17 17 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Eric Jones Snr            20 20 20 18  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Fitzy                     24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  0  2 90  7
WG Captain Scotland          30 30 30 27  6  n  0  0  2  2 45  6
WG Scotch Corner             27 27 27 24  5  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
FW Colonel Alba              30 30 30 30  4  n  0  0  2  3 90  7

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Sticky Hans               14 14 14  6  4  n  0  4  0  0 90  5
SW Clearing Up                7  7  7  4  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Lovely Jubbly              5  5  5  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Candida Auris             13 13 13 10  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Kin Ard                   30 30 30 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Ben Efit                   7  7  7  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Tack Ull                  29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Break Thalines            30 30 30 27  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Acinetobacter baumannii    4  3  3  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Ever Rest                  4  3  3  4  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Paz It                    12 12 12 10  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Finich Cher                7  7  7  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6

Statistics       OPT SFR
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           6   0
Shots On Target   10   0
Shots             10   0
Saves              0   4
Offsides           1   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      57  33
Revenue          143 143

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  OPT  N  44.50 143.69 194.04 
  1  SFR  S  34.50 136.64  25.64 
  2  OPT  N  25.64 143.69 212.90 
 46  OPT  N  25.64 143.69 208.70 
 46  SFR  S  34.00 135.64  25.64 

 Trainer's Report
OPT paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
BLOWOUT!!! SFR used on average 33% SL, which is less than the required 50%.
Scotch Corner (OPT) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Jack Jarvis Esq (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Stacey (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.