New Jersey Nutmegs                        Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Uno Skorin                28 10  n     GK Stressed Eric             30  6  n
SW Calvin Bassey             21  8  n     SW Mam Tor                   21  5  n
DF Paul Banks                24 10  n     DF Fu Ji                     30  8  n
DF John Stone Roses          18  8  n     DF Candida Auris             29  6  n
DF T Hardy                    9 10  n     DF Chew Backer               16  8  n
MF Taylor Joy                22  8  n     MF Ken Cgchenjunga           30  8  n
MF Bruce Wayne                5 10  n     MF Side Show                 20  8  n
WG Mike Morton Jnr           22  8  n     WG Bo Nuss                   21  8  n
WG Rick Witter               19 10  n     FW Ever Rest                 34  6  n
FW Wade Wilson               26 10  n     FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31  6  n
FW Mo Johnston               21  8  n     FW Epic Stan-Lee             19  8  n

Min 0: New Jersey opens up with a 4-2-4 E while the Bulldogs will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Iain Brines (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 7: Bo Nuss (SFR) lunges in at Wade Wilson with studs showing...
        ...and catches the New Jersey man's standing leg and is in trouble...
        ...as a host of New Jersey players look to confront Bo Nuss...
        ...the referee guards the New Jersey man for his own protection...
        ...the foul was a bad one and Bo Nuss rightly recieves the yellow card.
Min 15: Side Show (SFR) finds Acinetobacter baumannii steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...and slides home a low shot GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Bulldogs...
        ...score now: NJN 0 - SFR 1
Min 16: Brilliant play by Side Show (SFR) on the right...
        ...he whizzes clear and crosses low for Acinetobacter baumannii...
        ...who plants a superb shoot but its right at Uno Skorin.
Min 20: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) takes the ball into the Nutmegs half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Ever Rest...
        ...who can't get it past Uno Skorin.
Min 22: John Stone Roses (NJN) and Side Show involved in a bit of handbags...
        ...John Stone Roses feels he is not getting enough protection...
        ...and took the law into his own hands by giving Side Show a solid kick up the arse as the ball went out of play...
        ...a yellow card and a few stern words for John Stone Roses as the game continues.
Min 23: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) swings a ball in to the New Jersey box...
        ...but the presence of Paul Banks (NJN) means it is easily cleared.
Min 26: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Uno Skorin doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Ever Rest rises highest at the back post...
        ...and its punched over the bar by Uno Skorin who stayed on his line.
Min 27: Stressed Eric rushes out to block the Rick Witter's (NJN) route to goal...
        ...but Rick Witter drifts to the left and clips the ball into the box...
        ...Fu Ji covers for the keeper and heads the ball out of the goal mouth...
        ...Wade Wilson pounces on the clearance and slams it home!  GOAL!...
        ...New Jersey draw level....
        ...score now: NJN 1 - SFR 1
Min 28: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Ken Cgchenjunga peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Uno Skorin.
Min 34: John Stone Roses (NJN) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Fu Ji (SFR).
Min 37: Mo Johnston opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Fu Ji greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 38: Now the ball comes to Mike Morton Jnr (NJN)...
        ...Mo Johnston has space on the left and Mike Morton Jnr tries to play him in...
        ...only for Fu Ji (SFR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 45: Nigel Mansell on for Mam Tor(SW)...
        ...Nigel Mansell will play DF.


HALFTIME SCORE: New Jersey 1 - Sheffield 1

Min 47: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) reads Acinetobacter baumannii's intentions perfectly...
        ...as he beats the offside trap...
        ...and races onto the ball...
        ...firing an unstoppable effort into the roof of the net. GOAL!...
        ...the Sheffield side are up...
        ...score now: NJN 1 - SFR 2
Min 48: Bo Nuss (SFR) does well on the left and crosses towards Ever Rest...
        ...the American meets it with a neat header...
        ...past Uno Skorin and into the net GOAL!...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: NJN 1 - SFR 3
Min 49: Epic Stan-Lee breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Side Show on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Paul Banks's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Uno Skorin and over the bar.
Min 50: The ball is hooked on towards Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR)...
        ...who takes on John Stone Roses on the edge of the area...
        ...John Stone Roses  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 60: Great tackle by John Stone Roses (NJN)...
        ...to prevent Ever Rest (SFR) from latching onto Bo Nuss's pass. 
Min 63: Terrible Nutmegs defending as Paul Banks gave it away to Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Uno Skorin...
        ...but it came back to Side Show who shoots and Uno Skorin fists it away!
Min 64: Nigel Mansell (SFR) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Uno Skorin!
Min 65: Rick Witter (NJN) heads toward the goal...
        ...but instead of chancing his luck from a tight angle he plays it back to Taylor Joy...
        ...who manages to knock it towards the top corner...
        ...but Stressed Eric is there to make the save!
Min 71: Sheffield break quickly with Side Show...
        ...he only has Uno Skorin to beat...
        ...great save by Uno Skorin but the ball falls to Candida Auris...
        ...who kicks it right back at Uno Skorin...
        ...New Jersey were incredibly lucky there.
Min 73: Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR) nods the ball down for Side Show on the edge of the box...
        ...Side Show takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Uno Skorin rushes of his line...
        ...Side Show gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Calvin Bassey (NJN)!
Min 74: Wade Wilson (NJN) rides a challenge in midfield...
        ...flicks the ball through the Sheffield defense to Mike Morton Jnr...
        ...who races towards goal...
        ...Stressed Eric rushes off his line and Mike Morton Jnr slots the ball around him...
        ...and wide of the goal.  What a missed opportunity for New Jersey!
Min 75: The Nutmegs sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Ken Cgchenjunga's (SFR) ball into the box is cut out by John Stone Roses (NJN).
Min 76: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Ken Cgchenjunga with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ...but its just knocked wide by Uno Skorin.
Min 81: Now the ball comes to Fu Ji (SFR)...
        ...Ever Rest has space on the left and Fu Ji tries to play him in...
        ...only for T Hardy (NJN) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 82: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) seizes on a horrible clearance from the American keeper...
        ...finds Ever Rest busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Uno Skorin!
Min 83: One pass too many from New Jersey and Sheffield soon get a cross in...
        ...Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) gets his head to it...
        ...but Uno Skorin is untroubled by that one.
Min 84: John Stone Roses (NJN) finds Wade Wilson steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Chew Backer (SFR) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 85: Terrible Bulldogs defending as Chew Backer gave it away to Wade Wilson (NJN)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Stressed Eric...
        ...but it came back to Mo Johnston who shoots and Stressed Eric fists it away!
Min 87: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Ken Cgchenjunga (SFR)...
        ...but the impressive John Stone Roses (NJN) is able to get the ball back to Uno Skorin.
Min 88: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...which gives Uno Skorin no chance GOAL!!!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; Coach James White is furious...
        ...score now: NJN 1 - SFR 4
Min 90: Taylor Joy (NJN) swings a ball in to the Sheffield box...
        ...but the presence of Fu Ji (SFR) means it is easily cleared.
Min 90: Stressed Eric (SFR) yellow carded as Rick Witter is brought down.


FINAL SCORE: New Jersey 1 - Sheffield 4


Man Of The Match: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR)

New Jersey Nutmegs
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Uno Skorin                28 28 28 12  4  n  0 10  0  0 90  7
SW Calvin Bassey             21 21 21 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF John Stone Roses          18 18 18 18  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF T Hardy                    9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Paul Banks                24 24 24 19  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Bruce Wayne                5  4  4  5  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Taylor Joy                22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  5
WG Rick Witter               19 19 19 17  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Mike Morton Jnr           22 22 22 19  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Wade Wilson               26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
FW Mo Johnston               21 21 21 21  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             30 30 30 13  0  n  4  2  0  0 90  6
SW Mam Tor                   21 21 21 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
DF Chew Backer               16 16 16 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             29 29 29 23  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     30 30 30 24  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Nigel Mansell             23 23 23 18  1  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
MF Ken Cgchenjunga           30 30 30 27  2  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
MF Side Show                 20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
WG Bo Nuss                   21 21 21 18  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   31 31 31 31  0  n  0  0  2  4 90  8
FW Epic Stan-Lee             19 19 19 19  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Ever Rest                 34 34 34 34  0  n  0  0  1  4 90  7

Statistics       NJN SFR
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Halftime           1   1
Fulltime           1   4
Shots On Target    3  14
Shots              4  15
Saves             10   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      60  62
Revenue          114 114

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  NJN  E  46.50 104.18 165.73 
  1  SFR  N  58.50 149.49 188.69 
 46  SFR  N  58.80 140.99 189.54 

 Trainer's Report
NJN paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Mike Morton Jnr (NJN) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Rick Witter (NJN) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Stressed Eric (SFR) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).