Orchard Park Thistle                      Locomotive Darlington
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Pete T Jakey              28 10  n     GK Clank Driveshaft          24 10  n
SW Caribbean Colin           30  6  n     DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        26  8  n
DF Sunny Scott               25  8  n     DF Glod Glodsson             21  8  n
DF Angus Napier              13  8  n     DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     19  6  n
DF Heineken                  12 10  n     DF Kvasir                    15  7  n
MF Joe Douglass              31  6  n     MF Tac Grumbleboots          17  6  n
MF Peggy McAlpine            18  7  n     MF Glint Heartstone          13  9  n
WG Fergie                    29  8  n     FW Falstad Wildhammer        28  6  n
WG Hard Nut Biker            25  6  n     FW Blackboard Monitor        27  6  n
FW Victor                    29  8  n     FW Trunk Chiseljaw           23  7  n
FW Charlie McAlpine          19  7  n     FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   18 10  n

Min 0: Orchard Park opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Rockets will play a 4-2-4 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: The Rockets sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Victor's (OPT) ball into the box is cut out by Cuzn Knuckleduster (LD).
Min 2: Trunk Chiseljaw (LD) and Blackboard Monitor break for Darlington...
        ...Blackboard Monitor looks to have found space into which to recieve Trunk Chiseljaw's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Angus Napier (OPT) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 5: Glod Glodsson hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Victor (OPT) latches on...
        ...he has the easiest of tap-ins GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Cidermen...
        ...score now: OPT 1 - LD 0
Min 8: Angus Napier hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Falstad Wildhammer (LD) latches on...
        ...but he can't beat an alert Pete T Jakey.
Min 9: Victor (OPT) and Charlie McAlpine break for Orchard Park...
        ...Charlie McAlpine looks to have found space into which to recieve Victor's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Glod Glodsson (LD) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 11: The ball comes in to the area from Joe Douglass...
        ...he rattles it off Clank Driveshaft...
        ...Victor (OPT) pauses and shoots but Clank Driveshaft recovers to make the save.
Min 13: Joe Douglass (OPT) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Victor but it evades him...
        ...Clank Driveshaft calmly collects the ball.
Min 15: With Darlington so far forward a rare Orchard Park break sees Fergie play a long diagonal pass for Victor...
        ...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side. 
Min 16: Sunny Scott (OPT) finds Peggy McAlpine...
        ...but he hesitates and Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) is able to make the tackle.
Min 19: The Ref pulls Glod Glodsson (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 22: Peggy McAlpine (OPT) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Fergie peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Clank Driveshaft.
Min 31: The ball breaks from a Angus Napier tackle and lands in the path of Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Pete T Jakey palms Goldie Underhill-Bottom's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Pete T Jakey falls on it.
Min 32: Joe Douglass (OPT) picks up possession on the left...
        ...fe steps into the top corner of the box...
        ...and fires off a bullet of a shot...
        ...the pace and power of the American's shot takes the ball past Clank Driveshaft...
        ...and rifles into the roof of the net. GOAL!!!!!...
        ...Orchard Park are looking strong now...
        ...score now: OPT 2 - LD 0
Min 32: Falstad Wildhammer (LD) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...Pete T Jakey comes out of the goal and hoofs the ball clear. 
Min 34: Superb sliding block by Sunny Scott (OPT) denies Goldie Underhill-Bottom a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Blackboard Monitor in the Orchard Park box.
Min 36: Falstad Wildhammer almost penetrates Cidermen's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Sunny Scott would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 39: Glint Heartstone (LD) swings a ball in to the Orchard Park box...
        ...but the presence of Caribbean Colin (OPT) means it is easily cleared.


HALFTIME SCORE: Orchard Park 2 - Darlington 0

Min 48: Darlington give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Hard Nut Biker (OPT) takes over for Orchard Park...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Joe Douglass...
        ...the American evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball right at Clank Driveshaft who makes the save!
Min 49: Sunny Scott (OPT) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Clank Driveshaft...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; Coach Roy Rolsten is furious...
        ...score now: OPT 3 - LD 0
Min 51: Heineken (OPT) gets a chance...
        ...he takes down the ball and smashes a shot on the spin...
        ...Clank Driveshaft is beaten...
        ...but thankfully for Darlington he fired wide of the post.
Min 54: Victor (OPT) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Clank Driveshaft!
Min 55: Glod Glodsson's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Fergie (OPT)...
        ...but the flag goes up for offside!...
        ...it was a Rockets man who played it on - ludicrous decision. 
Min 56: Glod Glodsson heads away...
        ...Hard Nut Biker (OPT) knocks it back in with a header...
        ...and Victor drills it on goal but its saved by Clank Driveshaft.
Min 57: Goldie Underhill-Bottom (LD) picks up the clearance...
        ...and plays it left to Blackboard Monitor in midfield...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom continues his run through the defense...
        ...and gets the return ball from Blackboard Monitor...
        ...Goldie Underhill-Bottom knocks it on goal but Pete T Jakey is there to make an incredible save!
Min 60: Tyree Wilson on for Victor(FW)...
        ...Tyree Wilson will play FW.
Min 60: Jack Jarvis Esq on for Fergie(WG)...
        ...Jack Jarvis Esq will play DF.
Min 60: Edward Edwardsson on for Falstad Wildhammer(FW)...
        ...Edward Edwardsson will play FW.
Min 65: Great tackle by Heineken (OPT)...
        ...to prevent Edward Edwardsson (LD) from latching onto Blackboard Monitor's pass. 
Min 77: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Joe Douglass...
        ...and the American knocks it in GOAL!!...
        ...Roy Rolsten suggests to Clank Driveshaft that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: OPT 4 - LD 0
Min 89: The Ref pulls Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 90: Tyree Wilson (OPT) hooks the ball away from Glod Glodsson...
        ...and Joe Douglass dives in...
        ...and heads down but Clank Driveshaft was there for the save!


FINAL SCORE: Orchard Park 4 - Darlington 0


Man Of The Match: Joe Douglass (OPT)

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Pete T Jakey              28 28 28 12  4  n  0  4  0  0 90  7
SW Caribbean Colin           30 30 30 21  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sunny Scott               25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
DF Heineken                  12 12 12  9  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Angus Napier              13 13 13 10  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Jack Jarvis Esq           20 20 20 16  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Peggy McAlpine            18 18 18 16  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Joe Douglass              31 31 31 27  0  n  0  0  2  5 90  8
WG Hard Nut Biker            25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Fergie                    29 29 29 26  4  n  0  0  0  1 60  6
FW Charlie McAlpine          19 19 19 19  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Victor                    29 29 29 29  4  n  0  0  1  4 60  7
FW Tyree Wilson              25 25 25 25  5  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Clank Driveshaft          24 24 24 10  4  n  0  7  0  0 90  6
DF Cuzn Knuckleduster        26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     19 19 19 15  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  0
DF Kvasir                    15 15 15 12  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  0
DF Glod Glodsson             21 21 21 16  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  0
MF Glint Heartstone          13 13 13 11  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Tac Grumbleboots          17 17 17 15  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
FW Falstad Wildhammer        28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  0  1 60  6
FW Goldie Underhill-Bottom   18 18 18 18  4  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           23 23 23 23  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Blackboard Monitor        27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Edward Edwardsson         26 26 26 26  4  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Statistics       OPT  LD
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           4   0
Shots On Target   11   4
Shots             12   4
Saves              4   7
Offsides           2   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       0   2
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      58  61
Revenue          139 139

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  OPT  N  55.00 152.75 208.80 
  1   LD  L  48.60 101.30 156.50 
 61  OPT  N  65.00 172.75 166.50 
 61   LD  L  48.60 101.30 154.00 

 Trainer's Report
OPT paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Fergie (OPT) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Angus Napier (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Falstad Wildhammer (LD) played 60 minutes and earned a CP.
Thorgrim Grudgebearer (LD) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).