Locomotive Darlington                     Dublin Illuminati
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30  6  n     GK Mump Stichell             20 10  n
SW Samarth Nightstone        24  6  n     SW Vrike Mabel               24  6  n
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24  6  n     DF Sma Darius Zith           29  8  n
DF Sam Copperkettle          18  9  n     DF Wenzel Dard               25  8  n
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   14 10  n     DF Ikiaki Sa                 24  8  n
MF José Ufarte              14 10  n     MF Hirdan Jocks              27  8  n
MF Tac Grumbleboots          13 10  n     MF Den Korsey                18  9  n
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           29  6  n     WG Dant Grelpit              30  6  n
FW Winch Blastdoors          27  6  n     WG Jawand Dones              30  6  n
FW Jamie Tartt               22  6  n     FW Cack Jonklin              28  5  n
FW Edward Edwardsson         21 10  n     FW Ment Bratiscik            20  6  n

Min 0: Darlington opens up with a 4-2-4 L while the Dubs will play a 4-2-4 E.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Bennett (HOMER/STRICT).
Min 1: Edward Edwardsson is freed 30 yards out...
        ...takes a few steps forward...
        ...and hammers a brilliant shot into the top corner GOAL!...
        ...it's a lead that Roy Rolsten's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: LD 1 - DUB 0
Min 4: Edward Edwardsson (LD) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Trunk Chiseljaw...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw shoots across Mump Stichell...GOAL!...
        ...Darlington are looking strong now...
        ...score now: LD 2 - DUB 0
Min 5: Cack Jonklin (DUB) pumps the ball back into a crowded box...
        ...Jawand Dones rises at the back post...
        ...and powerfully heads the ball down but right at the sure-handed Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 10: The ball is played back towards the box by Trunk Chiseljaw (LD)...
        ...Wenzel Dard heads out...
        ...only for José Ufarte to try and audacious first time volley...
        ...which Mump Stichell has to push over the top.
Min 13: Hands Crystal Andersson (LD) finds Winch Blastdoors...
        ...but he hesitates and Sma Darius Zith (DUB) is able to make the tackle.
Min 13: Hands Crystal Andersson gets overlapped by Jawand Dones (DUB)...
        ...who threads it to Hirdan Jocks...
        ...who hits it right into the hands of Morose Stronginthearm.
Min 14: Terrible Dubs defending as Wenzel Dard gives it away to Winch Blastdoors (LD)...
        ...his poor shot was parried by Mump Stichell...
        ...but it came back to Trunk Chiseljaw and his shot took a deflection on its way in. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; Coach Richard Burnett is furious...
        ...score now: LD 3 - DUB 0
Min 15: José Ufarte (LD) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Jamie Tartt but it evades him...
        ...Wenzel Dard (DUB) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 15: Dant Grelpit (DUB) booked for what looked like a dive by the home side's Jamie Tartt.
Min 20: Cack Jonklin opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Thorgrim Grudgebearer greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 24: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Ikiaki Sa is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?
Min 25: Dant Grelpit looks to nip the ball past José Ufarte (LD)...
        ...but is brought down with a late challenge...
        ...that's a booking for José Ufarte.
Min 27: Edward Edwardsson (LD) hooks the ball away from Wenzel Dard...
        ...and Jamie Tartt dives in...
        ...and heads down but Mump Stichell was there for the save!
Min 31: Edward Edwardsson (LD) nods the ball down for Jamie Tartt on the edge of the box...
        ...Jamie Tartt takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Mump Stichell rushes of his line...
        ...Jamie Tartt gets there first...
        ...and he chips the ball over Mump Stichell and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Richard Burnett suggests to Mump Stichell that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: LD 4 - DUB 0
Min 35: Sam Copperkettle (LD) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Jamie Tartt with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ... GOAL!!!...
        ...yet another one for Darlington; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: LD 5 - DUB 0
Min 37: Great tackle by Hands Crystal Andersson (LD)...
        ...to prevent Ment Bratiscik (DUB) from latching onto Cack Jonklin's pass. 
Min 43: Hirdan Jocks(DUB) limps off the pitch...
        ...Borey Cojorquez  (DUB) on for Hirdan Jocks at MF.
Min 45: Falstad Wildhammer on for Jamie Tartt(FW)...
        ...Falstad Wildhammer will play FW.
Min 45: Dustin Hopkins on for Ment Bratiscik(FW)...
        ...Dustin Hopkins will play FW.
Min 45: Wedrick Jills on for Cack Jonklin(FW)...
        ...Wedrick Jills will play FW.


HALFTIME SCORE: Darlington 5 - Dublin 0

Min 56: Wedrick Jills (DUB) gets to the edge of the box...
        ...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
        ...past a sprawling Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...and into the far corner of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Dublin pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: LD 5 - DUB 1
Min 57: Jawand Dones (DUB) looks up and spots Wedrick Jills arriving in the box...
        ...the American tees up Wedrick Jills for the shot...
        ...the ball falls into into the arms Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...Jawand Dones should have done better with that.
Min 58: The ball comes in to the area from Dant Grelpit...
        ...he rattles it off Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...Wedrick Jills (DUB) pauses and shoots but Morose Stronginthearm recovers to make the save.
Min 60: Rockets build down the left...
        ...Trunk Chiseljaw sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Winch Blastdoors beats Wenzel Dard to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer right at Mump Stichell who catches the ball.
Min 60: Wedrick Jills (DUB) now gets a chance to cross...
        ...he looks for Den Korsey but it evades him...
        ...Morose Stronginthearm calmly collects the ball.
Min 60: DUB now playing Press
Min 65: Jawand Dones (DUB) knocks the ball in from the left wing...
        ...an emphatic finish for Wedrick Jills with a half volley on the penalty area...
        ... GOAL!!!...
        ...Dublin pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: LD 5 - DUB 2
Min 68: Ikiaki Sa (DUB) nods the ball down for Wedrick Jills on the edge of the box...
        ...Wedrick Jills takes a heavy touch into the box...
        ...and Morose Stronginthearm rushes of his line...
        ...Wedrick Jills gets there first...
        ...but his chip is deflected out of danger by an alert Hands Crystal Andersson (LD)!
Min 72: Hands Crystal Andersson's appalling clearance goes right to Dustin Hopkins (DUB)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Den Korsey...
        ...who heads it on goal but Morose Stronginthearm is there to collect it.
Min 72: After a brief skirmish at midfield, Dustin Hopkins is awarded a yellow card!...
        ...the official is clearly playing to the crowd on this occasion!?
Min 73: José Ufarte (LD) hits a long-ranger...
        ...Mump Stichell can't hold it...
        ...and Edward Edwardsson couldn't control the ball and knocks it off target.
Min 76: Den Korsey (DUB) collects the ball from Jawand Dones on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot that is barely collected by Morose Stronginthearm for a big save!
Min 78: Den Korsey (DUB) crosses after some neat tricks inside the area...
        ...and Jawand Dones heads in from close range...
        ...its in the net GOAL!!...
        ...Dublin pull one back but can they add more?...
        ...score now: LD 5 - DUB 3
Min 85: The ball is chipped back to the far post...
        ...where two Dublin players are waiting...
        ...Wedrick Jills (DUB) out jumps Wenzel Dard...
        ...and his looping header drifts over Morose Stronginthearm...
        ...and nestles in the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...Dublin pull one back but they need more...
        ...score now: LD 5 - DUB 4
Min 87: Dustin Hopkins opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Samarth Nightstone greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?


FINAL SCORE: Darlington 5 - Dublin 4


Man Of The Match: Wedrick Jills (DUB)

Locomotive Darlington
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Morose Stronginthearm     30 30 30 13  0  n  0  7  0  0 90  6
SW Samarth Nightstone        24 24 24 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sam Copperkettle          18 18 18 14  3  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Thorgrim Grudgebearer     24 24 24 19  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Hands Crystal Andersson   14 14 14 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Tac Grumbleboots          13 13 13 11  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF José Ufarte              14 14 14 12  4  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
FW Winch Blastdoors          27 27 27 27  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Jamie Tartt               22 22 22 22  3  n  0  0  2  3 45  7
FW Trunk Chiseljaw           29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
FW Edward Edwardsson         21 21 21 21  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
FW Falstad Wildhammer        22 22 22 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6

Dublin Illuminati
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Mump Stichell             20 20 20  9  4  n  0  3  0  0 90  6
SW Vrike Mabel               24 24 24 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Ikiaki Sa                 24 24 24 19  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  5
DF Sma Darius Zith           29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Wenzel Dard               25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Den Korsey                18 18 18 16  3  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Hirdan Jocks              27 27 27 24 -3  n  0  0  0  1 43  6
MF Borey Cojorquez           26 26 26 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 47  6
WG Dant Grelpit              30 30 30 27  0  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
WG Jawand Dones              30 30 30 27  0  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Cack Jonklin              28 28 28 28  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Ment Bratiscik            20 20 20 20  3  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Dustin Hopkins            21 21 21 21  3  n  4  0  0  0 45  6
FW Wedrick Jills             27 27 27 27  2  n  0  0  3  6 45  8

Statistics        LD DUB
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Halftime           5   0
Fulltime           5   4
Shots On Target    8  11
Shots              9  11
Saves              7   3
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   3
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      59  60
Revenue          101 101

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1   LD  L  52.00 124.52 170.27 
  1  DUB  E  63.00 142.58 204.08 
 43  DUB  E  63.00 142.08 203.58 
 61   LD  L  52.00 112.52 170.27 
 61  DUB  P  37.50 111.58 228.08 

 Trainer's Report
LD paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Hirdan Jocks (DUB) just has a twisted ankle.
Wedrick Jills (DUB) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Hirdan Jocks (DUB) only played 43 minutes and could not be coached.
Dustin Hopkins (DUB) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Ment Bratiscik (DUB) played 45 minutes and earned a TP.
Dant Grelpit (DUB) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).