Orchard Park Thistle                      Sheffield Rovers
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Caleb Milligan            33 10  n     GK Mont Blanc                21 10  n
SW Caribbean Colin           29  8  n     SW Mam Tor                   21  8  n
DF Sunny Scott               26  8  n     DF Nigel Mansell             19  7  n
DF Bo Jackson                15 10  n     DF Chew Backer               16  4  n
DF Cammy Hastie              10 10  n     DF Epic Bob                   9 10  n
MF Joe Douglass              32  8  n     DF Samonella enterica         8 10  n
MF Brian Dexter              25  6  n     MF Side Show                 20  5  n
MF Peggy McAlpine            24  7  n     MF Snow Don                  10  8  n
WG Hard Nut Biker            33 10  n     WG Bo Nuss                   21  8  n
WG Scotch Corner             20  4  n     WG Fred Flintstone           15 10  n
FW Jim Watt                  25  8  n     FW Epic Stan-Lee             19  8  n

Min 0: Orchard Park opens up with a 4-3-3 N while the Bulldogs will play a 5-2-3 S.
Min 0: Today's referee is Adrian Nicholas (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 11: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) fires in a cross...
        ...which takes a deflection...
        ...and Brian Dexter takes advantage to fire past Mont Blanc from close range GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Cidermen...
        ...score now: OPT 1 - SFR 0
Min 13: Brian Dexter weaves his way through the Sheffield defense......
        ...he checks the keeper's position...
        ...he'll take a chance on his own and ignore assistance from his flank......
        ...and the shot screams past the outstretched arms of Mont Blanc.?GOAL!!...
        ...Orchard Park are looking strong now...
        ...score now: OPT 2 - SFR 0
Min 17: Superb sliding block by Samonella enterica (SFR) denies Sunny Scott a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Peggy McAlpine in the Sheffield box.
Min 19: The Ref pulls Sunny Scott (OPT) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 20: Hard Nut Biker (OPT) takes the ball into the Bulldogs half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Joe Douglass...
        ...who can't get it past Mont Blanc.
Min 21: The Ref pulls Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) up for spitting? Surely he can't be serious??
Min 26: The Cidermen sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Epic Stan-Lee's (SFR) ball into the box is cut out by Cammy Hastie (OPT).
Min 29: Hard tackles flying in now as the ref blows his whistle...
        ...it's a RED CARD for Sunny Scott!  The American is stunned ...
        ...one for Colin Scott to raise on appeal perhaps?...
        ...Sunny Scott (OPT) was unlucky to be sent off there.
Min 32: Bo Nuss finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Caleb Milligan palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Epic Stan-Lee who heads the ball...
        ...but Caribbean Colin (OPT) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 45: Here comes Epic Stan-Lee (SFR)...
        ...getting onto Bo Nuss's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Caleb Milligan who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 45: Ben Nevis on for Side Show(MF)...
        ...Ben Nevis will play MF.


HALFTIME SCORE: Orchard Park 2 - Sheffield 0

Min 47: The ball is hooked on towards Bo Nuss (SFR)...
        ...who takes on Caribbean Colin on the edge of the area...
        ...Caribbean Colin  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 53: Epic Stan-Lee (SFR) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Bo Jackson (OPT).
Min 54: Joe Douglass (OPT) puts in a cross...
        ...but Chew Backer (SFR) clears with ease.
Min 55: The ball breaks from a Samonella enterica tackle and lands in the path of Hard Nut Biker (OPT)...
        ...who drives into the box...
        ...Mont Blanc palms Hard Nut Biker's shot onto the post...
        ...but the ball is still bobbling around in the goalmouth...
        ...Mont Blanc falls on it.
Min 56: Jim Watt (OPT) and Hard Nut Biker break for Orchard Park...
        ...Hard Nut Biker looks to have found space into which to recieve Jim Watt's through ball...
        ...but some fantastic defending from Nigel Mansell (SFR) sees the danger snuffed out.
Min 60: Victor on for Jim Watt(FW)...
        ...Victor will play FW.
Min 60: Fergie on for Scotch Corner(WG)...
        ...Fergie will play WG.
Min 60: Pete T Jakey on for Caleb Milligan(GK)...
        ...Pete T Jakey will play GK.
Min 61: Now the ball comes to Fred Flintstone (SFR)...
        ...Epic Stan-Lee has space on the left and Fred Flintstone tries to play him in...
        ...only for Cammy Hastie (OPT) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 65: Cammy Hastie (OPT) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 69: Now the ball comes to Peggy McAlpine (OPT)...
        ...Fergie has space on the left and Peggy McAlpine tries to play him in...
        ...only for Mam Tor (SFR) to stick out a boot and just intercept.
Min 72: Brian Dexter (OPT) finds space for a cross from the left...
        ...Mont Blanc doesn't know whether to go for the ball or stay on his line...
        ...Hard Nut Biker rises highest at the back post...
        ...and smashes a powerful header into the back of the net GOAL!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; Coach Dan Fitzgerald is furious...
        ...score now: OPT 3 - SFR 0
Min 74: Bo Nuss (SFR) booked for what looked like an unintentional handball.
Min 76: Brian Dexter and Fergie weave a neat interchange...
        ...which sees the American scamper clear...
        ...he outpaces the Sheffield defense and lifts a classy finish over Mont Blanc.  GOAL!...
        ...Dan Fitzgerald suggests to Mont Blanc that he might want to dust off his resume...
        ...score now: OPT 4 - SFR 0
Min 90: Joe Douglass (OPT) seizes on a loose Sheffield throw and finds Peggy McAlpine...
        ...who rifles right-footed past Mont Blanc.  GOAL!!...
        ...yet another one for Orchard Park; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: OPT 5 - SFR 0
Min 90: Fred Flintstone (SFR) cooly sends Pete T Jakey the wrong way...
        ...but his shot curls inches wide!


FINAL SCORE: Orchard Park 5 - Sheffield 0


Man Of The Match: Brian Dexter (OPT)

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Caleb Milligan            33 33 33 14  6  n  0  1  0  0 60  6
GK Pete T Jakey              22 22 22  9  6  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
SW Caribbean Colin           29 29 29 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  7
DF Sunny Scott               26 26 26 20  6  n 10  0  0  0 29  6
DF Bo Jackson                15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Cammy Hastie              10 10 10  8  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
MF Peggy McAlpine            24 24 24 21  1  n  0  0  1  1 90  7
MF Brian Dexter              25 25 25 22  0  n  0  0  2  2 90  7
MF Joe Douglass              32 32 32 28  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Hard Nut Biker            33 33 33 29  4  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
WG Scotch Corner             20 20 20 18  0  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
WG Fergie                    32 32 32 28  5  n  0  0  1  1 30  6
FW Jim Watt                  25 25 25 25  4  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
FW Victor                    29 29 29 29  5  n  0  0  0  0 30  6

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Mont Blanc                21 21 21  9  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  5
SW Mam Tor                   21 21 21 14  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Chew Backer               16 16 16 14 -2  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Nigel Mansell             19 19 19 15  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Epic Bob                   9  9  9  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Samonella enterica         8  6  6  7  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
MF Snow Don                  10 10 10  9  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Side Show                 20 20 20 18  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
MF Ben Nevis                 15 15 15 15  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Bo Nuss                   21 21 21 18  2  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
WG Fred Flintstone           15 15 15 13  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Epic Stan-Lee             19 19 19 19  2  n  4  0  0  1 90  6

Statistics       OPT SFR
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           5   0
Shots On Target    7   1
Shots              7   2
Saves              1   2
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       3   2
Red Cards          1   0
Avg SL% Used      58  39
Revenue          147 147

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  OPT  N  54.50 153.65 205.85 
  1  SFR  S  46.00 128.21  84.11 
 30  OPT  N  41.50 112.15 176.10 
 46  SFR  S  46.00 123.21  82.86 
 61  OPT  N  41.50 112.15 196.90 

 Trainer's Report
OPT paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Peggy McAlpine (OPT) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Caleb Milligan (OPT) played 60 minutes and earned a CP.
Scotch Corner (OPT) played 60 minutes and earned a TP.
Nigel Mansell (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Sunny Scott (OPT) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).