Sheffield Rovers                          Orchard Park Thistle
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Stressed Eric             30  7  n     GK Caleb Milligan            31  6  n
SW Mam Tor                   12 10  n     SW Caribbean Colin           29  6  n
DF Nigel Mansell             28  7  n     DF Frank McCallum            25 10  n
DF Candida Auris             26  8  n     DF Sunny Scott               25  8  n
DF Fu Ji                     19  7  n     DF Angus Napier              11  8  n
MF Side Show                 29  8  n     MF Joe Douglass              30  7  n
MF Ingle Bre                 24  7  n     MF Peggy McAlpine            18  6  n
WG Rapid Jim                 28  7  n     WG Fergie                    28  6  n
FW Ever Rest                 30  7  n     WG Hard Nut Biker            25  8  n
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   29  6  n     FW Tyree Wilson              25  7  n
FW Epic Stan-Lee             28  7  n     FW Charlie McAlpine          19  7  n

Min 0: Sheffield opens up with a 4-2-4 N while the Cidermen will play a 4-2-4 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Iain Brines (HOMER/LOOSE).
Min 14: Tyree Wilson (OPT) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Nigel Mansell (SFR) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 16: Epic Stan-Lee opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Sunny Scott greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 24: Candida Auris (SFR) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Fu Ji...
        ...and the American knocks it straight at Caleb Milligan who calmly collects it.
Min 28: Side Show breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Acinetobacter baumannii on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Angus Napier's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Caleb Milligan and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!...
        ...it's a lead that Dan Fitzgerald's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
        ...score now: SFR 1 - OPT 0
Min 30: Joe Douglass (OPT) down the wing...
        ...he plays it across to Fergie...
        ...and the American knocks it straight at Stressed Eric who calmly collects it.
Min 37: The ref has seen enough! Epic Stan-Lee is booked for his childish shenanigans!?
Min 38: Ever Rest (SFR) collects the ball from Acinetobacter baumannii on the corner of the penalty area...
        ...shrugs off a challenge...
        ...and fires in a bending shot to beat Caleb Milligan! GOAL!...
        ...Sheffield are looking strong now...
        ...score now: SFR 2 - OPT 0
Min 40: The ball is crossed in and Angus Napier heads away but only to Rapid Jim (SFR)...
        ...a neat hit and Caleb Milligan just gets to it for the save.
Min 40: Fu Ji hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Joe Douglass (OPT) latches on...
        ...but he can't beat an alert Stressed Eric.
Min 45: Ever Rest (SFR) finds Ingle Bre...
        ...but he hesitates and Angus Napier (OPT) is able to make the tackle.
Min 45: Scotch Corner on for Fergie(WG)...
        ...Scotch Corner will play WG.


HALFTIME SCORE: Sheffield 2 - Orchard Park 0

Min 47: Here comes Tyree Wilson (OPT)...
        ...getting onto Scotch Corner's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly towards Stressed Eric who just deflects it out of bounds.
Min 50: Charlie McAlpine (OPT) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the American striker Sunny Scott...
        ...whose finish is high over the bar.
Min 53: The Bulldogs sit back and absorb pressure...
        ...before Hard Nut Biker's (OPT) ball into the box is cut out by Mam Tor (SFR).
Min 56: Hard Nut Biker opts to attack the goal on his own...
        ...Mam Tor greets the intruder at the gate and strips him of the ball.?
Min 57: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) surges forward with a weaving run...
        ...but Frank McCallum (OPT) brings it to an end with a well-timed tackle on the edge of the box.
Min 58: Fu Ji (SFR) has a bite at Tyree Wilson as the American dribbles away...
        ...but it's a yellow card for the American.
Min 59: Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) tries a wildly ambitious effort from distance...
        ...which trundles back to Caleb Milligan in a restful Sunday type of way.
Min 61: Side Show (SFR) booked for elbowing Charlie McAlpine.
Min 71: Ever Rest picks the ball up deep in his own half and hits a long-ball for Epic Stan-Lee to chase...
        ...it drops over Angus Napier's shoulder and right into Epic Stan-Lee's path...
        ...the American hits an early shot from just outside the box...
        ...that thunders past Caleb Milligan's outstretched arm...
        ...and into the back of the net. GOAL!!!!!!...
        ...yet another one for Sheffield; Coach Colin Scott is furious...
        ...score now: SFR 3 - OPT 0
Min 72: The yellow card comes out...
        ...and it looks like Mam Tor (SFR) has been booked.
Min 78: One pass too many from Sheffield and Orchard Park soon get a cross in...
        ...Charlie McAlpine (OPT) gets his head to it...
        ...but Stressed Eric is untroubled by that one.
Min 85: Tyree Wilson (OPT) finds Frank McCallum...
        ...but he hesitates and Fu Ji (SFR) is able to make the tackle.
Min 88: Epic Stan-Lee finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Caleb Milligan palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Side Show who heads the ball...
        ...and it is collected by Caleb Milligan for the save.


FINAL SCORE: Sheffield 3 - Orchard Park 0


Man Of The Match: Stressed Eric (SFR)

Sheffield Rovers
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Stressed Eric             30 30 30 13  1  n  0  4  0  0 90  7
SW Mam Tor                   12 12 12  8  4  n  4  0  0  0 90  6
DF Candida Auris             26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Nigel Mansell             28 28 28 22  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Fu Ji                     19 19 19 15  1  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
MF Side Show                 29 29 29 26  2  n  4  0  0  1 90  6
MF Ingle Bre                 24 24 24 24  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Rapid Jim                 28 28 28 25  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Acinetobacter baumannii   29 29 29 29  0  n  0  0  1  2 90  7
FW Epic Stan-Lee             28 28 28 28  1  n  4  0  1  1 90  6
FW Ever Rest                 30 30 30 30  1  n  0  0  1  1 90  6

Orchard Park Thistle
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Caleb Milligan            31 31 31 13  0  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
SW Caribbean Colin           29 29 29 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  5
DF Frank McCallum            25 25 25 20  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Sunny Scott               25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Angus Napier              11 11 11  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Peggy McAlpine            18 18 18 16  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Joe Douglass              30 30 30 27  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
WG Hard Nut Biker            25 25 25 22  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Fergie                    28 28 28 25  3  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
WG Scotch Corner             28 28 28 25  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Tyree Wilson              25 25 25 25  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Charlie McAlpine          19 19 19 19  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Statistics       SFR OPT
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Halftime           2   0
Fulltime           3   0
Shots On Target    7   4
Shots              7   5
Saves              4   4
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       4   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      67  62
Revenue          132 132

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  SFR  N  48.50 141.23 215.33 
  1  OPT  N  59.50 132.97 191.07 

 Trainer's Report
SFR paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Ingle Bre (SFR) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Acinetobacter baumannii (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Rapid Jim (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Candida Auris (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Nigel Mansell (SFR) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Break Thalines (SFR) did not appear in the match and could not be trained.
Caleb Milligan (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Angus Napier (OPT) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Side Show (SFR) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).